The latest hullabaloo over in Fucktardville is that Obama, cleverly remonikered by the perpetually scintillating Dan Riehl as O-Bow-Now (harharharhar, you’re killing us, Dan!), bowed to the Emperor of Japan. Apparently, the appropriate wingnut protocol in this instance would have been spitting in the Emperor’s face, then kicking him in the rubber parts before [...]
I felt as though last week was something of a banner week for wingnuttery, between Dan Riehl’s suggestion that Bill Sparkman was a child predator, Erick Erickson’s threat to replace his police force with mercenaries and the whole Olympics freak out. Just when I think that the American right can’t possibly get any stupider, [...]
This is interesting:
Sparkman’s Son: “He Didn’t Do This To Himself”
The Associated Press has tracked down the son of the Bill Sparkman, the Census Bureau worker found dead earlier this month in rural Kentucky. And Josh Sparkman, 19, has no doubt his father was murdered.
“I look at it as disrespectful to be still throwing suicide and [...]
ABOVE: Dan Riehl, c. 1785, Oil on canvasby Joseph Siffred Duplessis
Shorter Dan Riehl, Poor Dan Riehl’s Almanack
Was Census Worker Bill Sparkman A Child Predator?
Using the same sleuthing skills I used to solve (single-handedly, I might add) the Natalee Holloway case, I deduced that Bill Sparkman was a pedophile from the fact that he was [...]
Sure enough, here’s ol’ High Hickory Knob1 to comment on the US Census worker found apparently murdered with ‘fed’ written on his chest:
Confederate Yankee, ConfederateYankee.com
Census Worker Found Hanged in KY
The state, not the lube.
Above: Found sitting in own pew
It’s good that he’s been developing a sense for the Dionysian lately, but we must [...]
ABOVE: Dan Riehl, c. 1785, Oil on canvasby Joseph Siffred Duplessis
Shorter Dan Riehl, Poor Dan Riehl’s Almanack
Ack! World Car Day
Obama is going to take away everyone’s car. This means that old people won’t be able to buy groceries anymore and will all starve to death.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. [...]
It’s only going to get funnier and more terrifying, my friends. Let’s roll the tape:
A 9/12 Experience: Dangerous Times
Michelle has a disturbing video posted. It’s of several black students beating a white student on a school bus in St. Louis. Here’s the deal. I haven’t mentioned it before.
Riding out of DC on the Metro, [...]
ABOVE: Dan Riehl, sitzpinkler
Shorter Dan Riehl, Riehl Crazy World View:
Those Damned Brown People!
As proof that I am not a racist, let me tell you a story about how recently a “brown” person and a “jet black” person tried to give me driving directions in a DC suburb. Because their accents were so bad, I [...]
Shorter Bickering Wingnuts:
Rod Dreher:
“The disgusting Mark Levin”
As opposed to Rush, Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter, and the late great Mr. Buckley, Mark Levin is a mean-spirited, talentless hack.
Mark Levin (via S,N! favorite Dan “Tor Johnson” Riehl):
“Mark Levin On Dreher, Frum And Friedersdorf”
Who the hell is Rod Dreher, anyway? Doesn’t he know who he’s messing with? I [...]
As the story of the angry dead wingnut with the dirty bomb sits around practically untouched by anyone (although noted: Dan Riehl of all people took an interest in it, gaining him the satisfaction of having us be all “noted: Dan Riehl“), we keep finding ourselves distracted by the gathering storm of steel-hard vengeance that [...]
My New Years resolution this year is that Dan Riehl should stop being such a tool.
What Grade Would You Give Bush?
I give Bush a B and I could debate myself as to whether it’s a B+ or B-, so I won’t. I do think the arguments tend more toward the plus side in that, [...]
Above: Not mellow
Classy as ever, it’s Malkin:
About that race-based benediction: “When white will embrace what is right”
By Michelle Malkin • January 20, 2009 01:33 PM
[...]
[T]he benediction’s eloquence was marred by glib racialism.
Lowery got big cheers when he weaved in a weird prayer rap expressing his hope for a future in which the [...]
I cannot stop laughing about this graphic:
RedState has officially passed over whatever glory years it ever had and has prematurely entered the “Smell the Glove” phase of its career. Brandon Friedman at VoteVets remarks:
Like many chickenhawks who struggle with what it means to be a man in the modern era, Erickson and the “soldiers” [...]
Shorter Mark Noonan:
IBD-TIPP Still Has it a 2 Point Race
This poll has the least liberal bias.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Shorter Dan Riehl:
Obama Opts For The Prevent D
The Obama campaign is unraveling.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We [...]
Dan Riehl:
This race is still close and were there an effective candidate who could counter Obama’s liberal nonsense with solid Right of center answers, it would be a slam dunk in the end. From the debates to the stump, McCain has not presented an image of someone who is ready to be in-charge. I suspect [...]
ABOVE: Dan Riehl, explained
Dan Riehl, moral paragon and exemplar of proper Republican family values, takes Obama to task for being a bad brother and a bad son:
This may be a bit uncomfortable but it warrants pointing out. Obama made this brief video appearance today to talk about his Grandmother, spinning it somewhat into a character/judgment [...]
Ha, Ha, Ha: Even Andrew Sullivan Say Palin “Steam-Rolled” the “Dreadful” Biden
—Ace
Safe link to Dan Riehl.
Sarah Rocked: Sullivan – She Steam-rolled Biden
Sarah rocked the house. Actually, I think she took the house and shoved it up the media’s snout! heh
I had to look in to see what Andy had to say, him being her most [...]
What a week for the kerners! Not only did Michelle Malkin and her stable of sedentary cyber sleuths discover /b/-tards, but through the power of a mere several hundred million fevered keystrokes, the likes of Dr. Mrs. Lt. Rusty Shackleford, Ace, Patterico and Dan Riehl were able to visit digital hell upon some unsuspecting schnook [...]
Shorter Dan Riehl:
I Demand An Apology!
As the possible descendant of an alleged German indentured servant, I am entitled to ask: Do I deserve somehow less of an apology for slavery than the descendants of millions of black Africans held in centuries of generational bondage thanks to their own backwards tribal culture and its shameful failure [...]
It’s been a rough week for Dan Riehl, Steve Gilbert and their fellow dumpster-diving, countertop-appraising Stinkertons. In pursuing the riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma that isn’t the military record of Barack Obama’s great-uncle, they’ve had their ears boxed by a WWII vet, been easily proven wrong in their speculative fantasies and come [...]
