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Althouse in Wonderland

ABOVE: Adolf Ulrich Wertmuller, Portrait of Ann “Toinette” Althouse (1788) Ann Althouse, the shame of the University of Wisconsin Law School, thought that she could add light to the debate as to whether Harry Reid is a racist or not by using the definition of racism employed in the secret language that she speaks with […]

 

Analyze Ann Althouse’s Body Language

Ann Althouse has requested ‘an Althouse-focused equivalent of Analyze Glenn Reynolds’ Body Language.’ We live to serve, thus a rather provocative photo of Prof. Althouse with analysis of her posture below (we encourage commenters to add their own interpretations as well): Photo credit: Ann Althouse A casual observer of the above photo will immediately note […]

 

Longer, almost verbatim Ann Althouse

Ann Althouse, The Internets: 2 world leaders demonstrate the 2 ways of conspicuously gawking at a woman’s ass. Yes, I have seen the video sobered up, and I stand by my analysis of the still photograph Jimmy Dean and Colt 45 induced verbiage. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We […]

 

Shorter Ann Althouse

Obama wore an earpiece that was clearly visible on HDTV Well, maybe not. I probably should lay off the Merlot cognac. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™ Tom65 in comments adds this actual quote from Althouse’s post: You know, just because the thing […]

 

Ctrl-Althouse-Delete

End program: MR. BROKAW: In fairness to everybody here, I’m just going to end on one note, and that is that we continue to poll on who’s best equipped to be commander-in-chief, and John McCain continues to lead in that category despite the criticism from Barack Obama by a factor of 53 to 42 percent […]

 

Shorter Ann Althouse

“Why are the letters ‘NIG’ on the child’s pajamas?” Above: Noted onion ring theorist While once I pointedly declined to participate in it, I now find myself enthralled by Pajamas Media. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

 

It’s all fun and games until Althouse pitches a fit

Sigh… Would the person who created the Ann Althouse profile on Facebook please take it down? I don’t feel like dealing with this crazy woman anymore. Thanks. Gavin adds: Um, wait, what’s going on? Bradrocket adds: It’s just not worth fighting about. Ann Althouse is (again) freaking out because an EVIL IMPOSTER!!!!11! is impersonating her […]

 

Swift on Althouse

Yes, I’m plugging Jon Swift again. No, there’s nothing you can do about it except click the link and read.

 

Shorter Ann Althouse

Let’s Take A Closer Look At Bill’s Carrot And Hillary’s Onion Ring. Why dearies, it was all a little trick to make you think I’m craz. . .Graah! Zarg! Fleen! I can sue you! ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Update: Apparently, everybody wants a piece of the action. Leo […]

 

Althouse-related program activities

Two Althouse funnies. First, thanks to the reader who sent in this lovely graphic of his local Alethouse: And thanks to reader Joe for passing this wicked-sweet video along to us: Both the graphic and the video are to funny forever. Neither is made of ham, however. Nor are they beanbags. All the same, they’re […]