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Why do I read Blogs for Bush again?

What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I click over to Blogs for Bush every day? I’d be better off drilling a hole in my head, sucking out my brains through a straw, and replacing them with Slush Puppy syrup. Just look at this: Would you like to know what the Democrats’ greatest […]


Pwned Again! (Damn You, Blogs For Bush!)

Official Blogs for Bush Commentary on Sen. Obama’s Presidential Announcement As opposed to all those raw, unofficial Blogs For Bush commentaries that keep lighting up the Internet with their sassy and irreverent approach to American politics, circa Generation-Now. This must be from their main office. We’ve gotten used to the wild daily hoots from their […]


Blogs for Bush: Once More Into the Fray

I will be a very sad man on the day that Mark Noonan decides to hang up his blogging cleats. Check out this one: This doesn’t mean that America’s patience is endless – there is a need for a clear cut sense of victory in Iraq within the next few months (say by end of […]


Blogs for Bush RULES

Blogs for Bush is teh awesomest weblog is teh HISTORY of teh weblog. Check out today’s piece, where Mark Noonan threatens to ban commenters who are too mean to him: Note to Readers We here at Blogs for Bush like to encourage lively debate – we believe in the free and fair give and take […]


With Madness, Blindness, And Confusion of Mind; You Shall Grope About At Noonan*

Ah, Palin. Let the last word be from the folks who are still in our hearts called Blogs For Bush. ABOVE: Trendspotter Mark Noonan The Palin Effect? Been seeing a lot of things like this over at NRO’s The Corner – we won’t know if its a general trend for a month or so, but […]


From Morn To Noonan He Fell; From Noonan To Dewy Eve

We’ve been neglecting Nooners lately. That’s mostly because we’ve run out of puns like ‘High Noonan,’ ‘Noonan World Order,’ and ‘Darkness at Noonan.’ But as you can see, we just thought of another one. Let’s see what he’s getting up to lately. Failure June 28th, 2008 at 09:33am Mark Noonan Well, it’s been a long […]


Calibrating The Instruments

After our failure last time (see below), we’re determined to work the bugs out of the equipment. The first task is to achieve an accurate null-reading. Let’s zero out the settings. Ah. As you can see, it looks perfect now. Above: turban contemporary Let’s input another set of quantities. Here’s a Matt post from Blogs […]


Space: Noondy-Noondy-Noonan*

Above: “Open the pod bay doors, Jonah…” With Jonah Goldberg sucking so much dumb out of the atmosphere, we’re worried as to whether there’s still enough dumb for Blogs For Victory (formerly Blogs For Bush). Let’s go check their vital signs! Reid To Effectively Shutdown FEC? Senate Democrats, lead by Harry Reid, are trying to […]


My, How They Change

Above: Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of corn Uh-oh. It looks like Hindy has ditched Bush and has redirected his irrepressible man-love to another target: one John Sidney McCain, III: Today, McCain held his more or less weekly blogger conference call. He was his usual direct, irreverent, uncompromising self. […] On every topic […]


Free On A Technicality

This most perplexing defense of censorship contains everything we’ve come to know and love about Blogs For Bush: I discovered a lengthy anti-Bush comment preceded by the following taunt: I don’t think you have the b***s to allow this post to the blog. Let’s see. Well, guess what? The comment was published… But I’ve taken […]