Pew pew pew, now fall down Federal Government, I shot you! Bob Owens, The Website Formerly Known as Confederate Wanker: Shock the system I’ve said before that what wingnuts lack most is creativity and I think nothing better demonstrates that than the coked-up fantasies wingnuts come up with to describe their idea of what real [...]
ABOVE: Bob Owens Shorter Bob Owens, Confederate Wanker Everybody’s A Racist Now The election of a Negro to the White House is definitive proof that there is not a single racist left in the United States and for Obama to say that there are still racists in the United States is definitive proof that he’s [...]
ABOVE: Confederate Yankee Bob Owens on patrol for Black Bart* One of the favorite memes of the right-wing nutjob-o-sphere is that liberals and blacks are the real racists and that, in reality, the true champions of diversity and racial harmony are conservative white guys who, believe it or not, spend almost every waking hour mulling [...]
ABOVE: Bob Owens demonstrates his own patented method of self-defense Shorter Bob Owens, Confederate Wanker Left-Wing Think Progress Advocates Stripping Citizens of Constitutional Rights Without Benefit of Trial, Conviction, or Notice of Even Being A Suspect or Any Other Kind of Goll-durned Notice and Not Even with the Chance to Sit Down and Sip on [...]
Obama makes the common fallacious appeal to authority here, while throwing in some ad hominem and the appeal to ridicule: “I really have no response to that. The last I checked, Sarah Palin is not much of an expert on nuclear issues,” Obama said in an interview with ABC News. Logical fallacies much, Mr. POTUS? [...]
ABOVE: Bob Owens demonstrates his own patented method of self-defense We briefly interrupt our extended coverage of wingnut wunderkind James “Great White Hope” O’Keefe to bring you breaking news from the backwoods of North Carolina where Bob “Confederate Wanker” Owens has improvidently waded into the “fucking retarded” brouhaha involving Rahm Emanuel. Apparently Rahm referred to [...]
It’s been a while since we checked in with Bob Owens, aka the Confederate Yankee, or as I’ve decided to start calling him, the Dixie Doodle Dumbfuck (DDD): Slowing Brown Down (If He Wins) … while many have come to view a Brown victory as their last, best hope to derail socialized medicine, there is [...]
Bob Owens says, “Take the Front Line Course, fully endorsed by me, the Confederate Yankee, and you’ll never have to poop in fear again!” Oh fuck me. As if we needed any more enraged backwoods wingnuts packing heat, Bob Owens is now pushing a firearms training course from some outfit called Front Sight Firearms Training [...]
ABOVE: After a hurricane toppled Bob Owens’s outhouse,he demonstrates that Confederate Yankee ingenuity forwhich he is so well known. Only Slightly Shorter Bob Owens, Klan Yankee Worshipping Protocol Over Truth Ah’m not lyin’ when ah sayuh that Joe Wilson wuzn’t lyin’ when he sayud that the Preznit was a lar, cuz the Preznit was a [...]
Shorter Bob Owens and the Hee Haw Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band.: “Brits Debut “Stab-Proof” Knives” Stabless knives? Sheee-it fahhr. Y’all Limey queers might as well make stringless banjos! What’s next, moonshine that won’t blind ye? Corn cobs too smooth and such ta wipe yer behind with? I’d shoot the whole lot of ya, if’n I [...]
Oh deary. It seems that Michelle Malkin is (shock) outraged again because some nasty people have been saying that right-wing bloggers produce nothing but crazy-assed bullshit. When pressed for counterexamples, she gives us this: Who says conservative bloggers don’t do reporting? [...] Bob Owens at Confederate Yankee/Pajamas Media published several original reports and scoops — [...]
Only Supply is Dampening The Run On Guns Obamee’s a’comin’ t’ git our guns!! T’ git our guns!!! Stock up all th’ ammo y’can!!!! WOLVERINES!!!!!!! ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
He’s a tough nut, that Confederate Yankee. Imagine our brief admiration when we saw that our favorite Citizen Journalist and scourge of the reported media had shored up his berserk ravings about Barack Obama and William Ayers with an actual interview — one with an actual primary source in the Ayers saga. Little did he [...]
Obama Mentor Frank Marshall Davis an Admitted Child Rapist The National Enquirer and right-wing blogs are the only news organizations with the guts to tell THE TRUTH about Barack Obama and his gaylord butt buddy poet pal who is gay and into the homo sex. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton [...]
ABOVE: Jack Cashill Jack Cashill, a Wingnut Daily columnist best known for his sublimely ludicrous conspiracy theories — you know, Bill Clinton shot Ron Brown and missiles shot down TWA 800 — has honed homed zeroed in on another theory that is certain to get some of the dimmer wingnuts in the wingnut-o-sphere — we’re [...]
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! But the press just won’t leave her alone. And what about Barack Hussein Obama, Dr. Ol’ Perfesser wonders: DEMANDING A SARAH PALIN PRESS CONFERENCE: Sure, bring it on — right after Obama takes questions from Bob Owens, Stanley Kurtz, David Freddoso, the Powerline guys, and Hugh Hewitt on the Bill Ayers/Annenberg business. [...]
ABOVE: Bob Owens wants to put you in a MonteCarlo!! Just this morning used-car salesman Bob Owens, aka the “Confederate Yankee,” had a fleeting moment of clarity and admitted that he wasn’t “qualified to comment meaningfully on the [bailout] in any way, shape, or form.” Of course, if Owens restricted his commentary to things he [...]
“Amy” Alkon has been doing a great imitation of an Italian soccer player lately. Every time we come anywhere near her, she falls down, starts screaming in pain, contorts her face wildly and gestures for a referee, hoping that we’ll get a yellow (or better yet, a red) card. You know, like this: Her schtick [...]
Is there anything that Barack Obama can say, no matter how seemingly benign, that Bob Owens will not react to by jumping up and a-hootin’ and a-hollerin’ that B. Hussein Obama is a big ol’ commie? I mean, get a load of this: Silk Purses, Hog’s Ears Via TPM Election Central comes word that Barack [...]
Bob Owens, will you never cease to provide us with hilariously dim commentary such as this? Obama: America Sucks, and Only I Can Save It The Obamamessiah has spoken: “America is …, uh, is no longer, uh … what it could be, what it once was. And I say to myself, I don’t want that [...]
