Sadly, No!

(Warning: NSFW language) Previous post was super stale and filled with troll stink. Carry on.

“I am not a crank. Also, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three.” [Credit to, well, everybody since we’re laughing all over the internet, but AFAICT, a M. Bouffant comment at alicublog was the first reference to Ben’s wonderful idiocy.] ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all […]

Shorter Rep. Steve King, The Poor Man’s America’s Shittiest Website™ Rep. Steve King Slams Norquist Over Attacks on Immigration Son los Miller.* ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™

It’s just too wonderful. Kathy Shaidle, PJ Lifestyle*: The Poor Get Poorer: 3 Character Traits That Undermine Prosperity Ladies and Gentlemen, Fluberts of all ages, you are about to bear witness to possibly the greatest shorter in the history of shorters. Ready? Go. Shorter (or the last port before Jungle): Gluttonous, slothful, irresponsible and entitled: […]

ABOVE: Uncle Tom Sowell Tom Sowell, America’s Shittiest Website™ A Political Glossary Hungry people are just fat people who are too lazy to work. When I was young and had to walk to work backwards and barefoot and through the snow, I was hungry and I didn’t ask Joe DiMaggio to buy me a hamburger. […]

ABOVE: Robert Stacy McCain Shorter Robert Stacy McCain, The White Supremacist McCain: #OWS Protesters Attempt to Storm AFP Defending the American Dream Summit “It’s stuff like this that makes you nostalgic for the Good Old Days of real police brutality.” ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of […]

1. Unfrozen Caveman Columnist, The legacy of Steve Jobs: Take it from a guy who just abandoned his typewriter: Steve Jobs was nothing special. 2. The backlash against the rich Let’s not bicker over who caused what financial crisis. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all […]

Shorter Don Jim Bob Surber, The Charlestun Daley Male What Happened to Common Sense? The reason why we are losing the War on Drugs and the War on Terror is because San Francisco paid people to install low flow toilets and because a man there is circulating a petition to put a ban on male […]

ABOVE: (Dumb, dumber and dumberist, left to right) John Hinderaker, Kevin Dujan and Jim Hoft Shorter John Hinderaker, Power Tools “OREGON FIRE RAISES MUSLIMS’ FEARS OF ATTACK BACKLASH” The fire set at the Portland mosque attended by the wannabe bomber may have been set by a Muslim seeking to stoke fears of a Christian backlash. […]

ABOVE: K-Loaded Shorter K-Lo, America’s Shittiest Website™ Re: Cesar’s Phone Booth Who let the beaner in here??? K-Lo, America’s Shittiest Website™ Re: Cesar’s Phone Booth FIXED ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™