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Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Oregon Beer Snob

Oregon Beer Snob — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:49:26 +0000

did someone say paula deen? this never disappoints…

Without clicking I’m gonna bet that’s the slowed-down donut-bacon-cheeseburger video…

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:36:43 +0000

Nietzsche. Condition: abysmal.
Again with the existential threats.

When you stare too long into the — no, wait, I think Substance McGravitas has prepared some GIFs along those lines.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by VCarlson

VCarlson — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:27:53 +0000

Windscreen up his ass. Doctors were Perspexed.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by bbkf

bbkf — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:12:18 +0000

did someone say paula deen? this never disappoints...

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Pupienus Maximus

Pupienus Maximus — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:59:56 +0000

Swarm of Aedes* aegypti up his ass. Doctors said he was fevered.

*Why yes, I am a crossword puzzle fan! How did you know?

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Oregon Beer Snob

Oregon Beer Snob — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:57:57 +0000

A man was hospitalized with Paula Deen up his ass. The doctors described his condition as “buttery” and “racist.”

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Pupienus Maximus

Pupienus Maximus — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:52:53 +0000

He had a broom in his ass. They said he was bewitched.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Pupienus Maximus

Pupienus Maximus — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:49:46 +0000

Nietzsche. Condition: abysmal.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Pupienus Maximus

Pupienus Maximus — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:48:00 +0000

Man came in with G. I. Gurdjieff in his colon. Doctors said his symptoms were mystifying.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Pupienus Maximus

Pupienus Maximus — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:44:15 +0000

Man came in with Jack Lalanne up his ass. Doctors said his condition was well preserved.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by 'natch

'natch — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:23 +0000

his name was Atlas

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by John Revolta

John Revolta — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:29:27 +0000

Some guy came in to the ER with the Whole World up his ass.

A nurse was heard to remark, “It’s in God’s Hands”.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by King James

King James — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:21:59 +0000

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own butt?

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by CRA

CRA — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:16:57 +0000

Ahem….someone (I won’t say who) got written up by HR for saying this in the hallway at work just last week. Some taboos die hard.

I heard about a man who was fired for telling his boss, “go father yourself.”

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:01:54 +0000

Steel beams. Diagnosis: piles. "Oh, gird my loins! I mis-heard. I could have sworn you said 'girder'."

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by The Frito Pundito

The Frito Pundito — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:57:22 +0000

“the notion of someone saying “fuck” in this day and age is a shocking taboo we’re all supposed to ooooh over”

Ahem….someone (I won’t say who) got written up by HR for saying this in the hallway at work just last week. Some taboos die hard.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:25:11 +0000

Despite tying a rope to the handle, the bucket still got stuck. Doctors say the man is doing “well”.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:23:39 +0000

A man was hospitalized with an nipple clamp assembly line crammed up his rear end. His condition was described as sadist factory.

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by bughunter

bughunter — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:18:55 +0000

Male patient admitted to ER with complaint of constipation and inability to pass legislation. Visual examination revealed colonic impaction by the 113th US Congress. Patient was admitted for observation and further lobbying. His condition is listed as “Capital.”

Comment on Daddy. What Does Regret Mean? by Oregon Beer Snob

Oregon Beer Snob — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:16:29 +0000

A man was hospitalized with bottles of soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, wine, lemon juice, a large head of garlic, salt and pepper up his ass. The doctors described his condition as “marinated.”