If we don’t deport foreign gay partners of U.S. citizens, all the Mexicans will try to stay in the country by claiming to be gay-married and the burden that this will place on immigration officials will cause the entire system to collapse and we will be overrun by brown people, all thanks to the gays and their Democrat friends.
Obama speaks Negroese to black audiences to ooga-booga-ooo-eee-ah all these dim-witted monkeys into overlooking the fact that socialism hurts them most of all and that their real friends are in the Tea Party.
ABC News squandered the perfect opportunity to call Hugo Chavez a “cancer-ridden, brown devil” when they opted to call him a just a socialist instead. And what was up with all the shots of those huge Venezuelan lady tits?
The appropriate way to commemorate 9/11 is not having a bunch of weepy memorials; instead, we should commemorate 9/11 by invading a few countries and killing more Muslims.
Because it took the Israeli government eight years to change the high school curriculum in Israel, there is no way that the federal government can fix the U.S. economy.
ABOVE: Ken Shepherd, Managing Editor, Newsbusters (left)
You would think that if your entire raison d’être is to criticize newspapers and other news media, even if (or especially if) that criticism was to demonstrate that every newspaper other than Rupert Murdoch’s White Street Journal was a nest of gay-loving, terrorist supporting, baby killing, gun-banning liberal feminazis, then you would want to have some grasp of elemental journalistic techniques such as how to write a headline. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax might also be helpful to stave off sarcastic and caustic retorts from elitist liberal nitpickers. Sadly, no!
Ken Shepherd, the Managing Editor no less, of Newsblusterers, came up with this headline, which doesn’t quite mean what he thinks it means:
Now while we might all agree that many conservatives, particular those of the persuasion that rapists have the right to father babies by the women of their choice, are woman-hating, we are not so sure Tina Brown is a conservative or hates women.
Managing Editor Shepherd fell asleep during Hyphenation 101 and meant to say “conservative-woman hating” Tina Brown, a large difference which is as unsupported as the idea that she is conservative or hates women. Apparently she hates conservative women because she has launched a foundation call Women in the World which apparently seeks to force conservative women to bear unwanted children — oh wait, it’s the conservative women who want to force that on other women. Shepherd also says Brown “hates” conservative women because she tied a conservative woman to that back of her car and dragged her for three miles said that the election of certain conservative women was a blow to feminism. Over at Newsbusters, disagreeing with a conservative is hate; suggesting that gays shouldn’t even appear on TV unless they are portrayed as dismal, dispirited, suicidal homos who can only save themselves by finding religion and the opposite sex is, of course, an act of love.
*Selywyn’s bout of la nostalgie de la boue is prompted by a video of a 1960s toy commercial showing boys playing with toy guns, toy mess kits and the like. Selwyn says:
Every toy gun in the commercial looks (gasp!) realistic; there are no sissified colors, no orange plastic piece at the end of the barrel.
The reason for this, however, has nothing to do with the actual toy guns but probably with the fact that the commercial is in black and white.
ABOVE: A speculative rendering of Robin of Berkeley based on a forensic analysis
of her blog posts.
Shorter Robin of Bezerkley, A Licensed Psychotherapist, The American Genius What the World Needs Now
I am sick to death of people — gays and blacks particularly — demanding their “rights.” Instead of talking about their rights, they should be required to spend one entire year calling their grandmothers and leaving small change on the ground.
The gays have killed way more people than all Mooslim tehrists combined, and they will kill even more because they are making your three-year-olds gay.
Obama has hired gay people who have gotten gay married to work at DOJ, which is yet another one of his attacks on freedom of religion and the right of Christians to be free from gays in public office.
It was unfair for the Washington Post to say that Cheney didn’t read while VP, because, even if he didn’t, he met with writers like Charles Krauthammer and Victor Davis Hanson.
For some hard to fathom reason Michelle Malkin is, tragically, still alive and, to prove beyond doubt the injustice of her own continued existence, takes the opportunity to mock the death of some poor guy who died because he didn’t have health insurance. As you might recall, the usual response of this vile dwarf to people who have no health insurance has been to drive to their homes and peer in their kitchens to see if they have squandered their premiums on granite countertops. So this latest ploy by Malkin is a step downward — even for her.
The news story that started all of Malkin’s squawking and fussing concerns a guy who died from a toothache because he couldn’t afford an antibiotic prescribed for him when he went to the emergency room. According to Malkin, he died not from the infected tooth but, rather, because he was a dumb fuck. To prove this she finds a Wal-Mart that offers a bottle of amoxcicillin for $4, not that she cites any proof (nor could I find any) that this was what was actually prescribed. Apparently Malkin thinks you can march into a pharmacy and ask them to hand over their cheapest generic antibiotic without a prescription and that this antibiotic would, naturally, be effective against any and all infections.
Then again, of course, there is the problem that even $4 might be too much.
Some socialized health care zealots will argue that $4 … is too high a price for antibiotics. But co-pays serve a rational economic and public health purpose. They encourage consumers to be judicious and discourage patients from demanding that doctors dispense every last drug recklessly like Pez candy.
If a few poor people have to bite the dust so that only rich people can fill up their Pez dispensers with Cipro, well that’s just God letting us know who counts and who doesn’t.
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