Comments on: It really can’t get any stupider, can it?

By: Sadly, No! » The naive Mr. Yglesias

Sadly, No! » The naive Mr. Yglesias — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:30:21 +0000

[...] economically illiterate. But remember, we do live in a country where presidential candidates are roundly criticized for suggesting that our children learn foreign languages, so you’ve gotta expect [...]

By: Brian Barker

Brian Barker — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:54:32 +0000

Then what about Esperanto!

At least nine British MP’s have had the courage to nominate this new global language for the Nobel Peace Prize 2008.

Detail can be seen at http://www.lernu.net

By: Puzzled World Language Conspiracist

Puzzled World Language Conspiracist — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:28:22 +0000

What other language did Obama have in mind… (The three dots of very seriousness).
Curses our plan to teach the world to sing in Perfect Harmony is exposed!!!

By: OneMan'

OneMan' — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:34:58 +0000

“…I suspect its a good thing for democrats that the the GOP is doing all they can to make sure the ranks of their future generations will be the most illiterate, uneducated, and overall stupidest Americans of all time.”

Oh it’s even more mendacious than that. The leadership’s kids go to private schools and get all kinds of help and enrichment. It’s the sheep, like K-Lo and Debbie and Tom “Jesus whispers to me while I’m sitting on the pot” Kovacs who have been convinced to accept their trailer trash lot.

You don’t need no book larnin’ if your only ambition is to drool admiringly at the latest authoritarian.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:29:33 +0000

There’s a solution for all, even the K-Lo. Recognize “speaking in tongues” as an official language, and the righteous are all set. The rest of us are doomed to a life of esperanto and box turtle hijinx.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:54:53 +0000

Hey K-Lo: Fat, ugly, stupid, and unpenetrated is no way to go through life.

By: OTB

OTB — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:30:44 +0000

Just how low could a k-lo go if a k-lo could go low(er)?

By: Tom65

Tom65 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:32:27 +0000

I’m convinced that K-Lo has been channeling Jack Handy.

By: Sadly, No! » TH3Y R trieiNg 2 MakE US TocK ForriN J1BBeR jaBBer

Sadly, No! » TH3Y R trieiNg 2 MakE US TocK ForriN J1BBeR jaBBer — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:08:06 +0000

[...] K-LO and PaTrick RUFFin1 has hAv h4d it eZackly right. BaRr4k HoozEin OBAMA aRe trieying to Make us TOCK FORR1N J1BBER J4BB3R! Andd IT iS wUrs th4n U thank! [...]

By: Porlock Hussein Junior

Porlock Hussein Junior — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:47:06 +0000

In vino veritas saith,

Doesn’t the post make Obama’s point? Ze Germans, presumably, have learned a language other than their native tongue, which allows the, to appreciate a speech in English.
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Au contraire, this is central to my point. They learned a foreign language, and all they got was a speech by Black Hitler. We learn a foreign language, and what do we get?– maybe we can hear a speech by some Uro-peon.

By: Nylund

Nylund — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:22:08 +0000

I can’t believe we have two parties that can be broken down to “please learn what you can” and “don’t you dare learn nothin’.” And that its still a competitive race between the two!

On the other hand, I suspect its a good thing for democrats that the the GOP is doing all they can to make sure the ranks of their future generations will be the most illiterate, uneducated, and overall stupidest Americans of all time. Eventually they should get too dumb to even understand the concept of an election.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:13:41 +0000

Shorter Shakesville aka LadyInstapundit posters said,
July 25, 2008 at 5:57 (kill)

God the LadyInstapundit thing is tiresome. Go have your issues over there please.

By: Shorter Shakesville aka LadyInstapundit posters

Shorter Shakesville aka LadyInstapundit posters — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:57:09 +0000

The carnage

That K-Lo. She's onto something.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:54:09 +0000

I want to slap that woman’s pancake face!

By: Shorter Glenn Reynolds on Obama's speech/trip

Shorter Glenn Reynolds on Obama's speech/trip — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:45:54 +0000

Heh. (sobs, attempts to find links from pathetic douchebags)

By: lobbey

lobbey — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:37:17 +0000

Nah, she married this itinerant farm worker who was DESPERATE to stay in the US. It was a perfect deal. He got citizenship, she got an hour and a half of dick, and she was proud enough of that she kept the name.

Mikey, the picture that formed in my mind when I read that will take a long time to dissipate. And I’m back out of the drug zone now too.

By: Jon H

Jon H — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:23:18 +0000

“I guess we’re not supposed to think about how Obama wanted and still wants to give up on the Iraq war. Surely, if he’d been there in 1948, he would have said the Berlin airlift is hopeless”

If she had her way, the fucking Berlin airlift would still be going on.

By: Larry Craig

Larry Craig — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:22:08 +0000

I think you’re right, but I think the wingnuts believe that nothing said in non-English is worth hearing.

Tap, tap …

They like to hear that.

By: John O

John O — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:20:04 +0000

Can someone please explain to me how I can get a job being a complete fool?

I’m not sure I could do it, but FSM knows I’d like to try.

K. Lo. is one serious bad hire. And keeping her around is just plain embarrassing, not just to what’s left of the conservative movement, but to higher primates everywhere.

By: George Smiley

George Smiley — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:34:41 +0000

Obama would have abandoned __________________________ just like he wants to abandon Iraq!

Oooh! I know that one! The answer is, “his wife, in the hospital!”

Oh, wait. That was Newt Gingrich.

How about, “his wife, who’d stuck by him the whole time he was a prisoner of war, but who had the poor taste to get into a bad car accident?”

Oh. That was McCain?

Have to keep thinking about this…