Comments on: Just Imagine

By: John Mccain

John Mccain — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:54:55 +0000

I would rather 4000 more of our brave soldiers die in a misguided war than admit I was wrong.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:05:12 +0000

Lex, I feel ya. Being an outsider sucks, especially when people know you aren’t “one of them” before they even talk to you. I loved your documentary on American life/ hate radio btw.

By: Tagg

Tagg — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:03:53 +0000

As if we needed more proof of McSame’s mental health, watch this little gem courtesy of Keith Olberman on Countdown. http://www.tagg-lines.com/2008/07/john-mccains-personal-facts-machine.html

By: (Lex) Twilly Spree(Azagthoth)

(Lex) Twilly Spree(Azagthoth) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:19:56 +0000

ped–yep, I’m eligible for that one too. I’m a Greek-a-Billy you see. You don’t know alienation unless you grow up brown in Georgia with your relatives calling you “the little dark one” and the Yankee kids mocking you for saying “nekkid” and for “looking Chinese”.

Argh…that’s it, I’m changing my blog name again.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:26:53 +0000

I thought America was about overthrowing an entrenched status quo that no longer represents the people. Maybe I should check back in with the DAR on this one, but I’m pretty sure that’s how our country began.

No, it is about the right to accumulate wealth from the labor of others. Ask the Daughters of the Confederacy.

By: Mrs. Stockton Burnham

Mrs. Stockton Burnham — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:36:29 +0000

PS — I tried to leave my harummph at Pirate’s Cove Fine Family Dining and Pickup, but for some reason I was not allowed to. I’m calling the local food inspection authorities.

By: Mrs. Stockton Burnham

Mrs. Stockton Burnham — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:29:48 +0000

gocart mozart: Well, I waited and waited for my order and finally I had to leave. No quarter for you, pal!

By: (Lex) Twilly Spree(Azagthoth)

(Lex) Twilly Spree(Azagthoth) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:20:36 +0000

Gary–everything America is about? I thought America was about overthrowing an entrenched status quo that no longer represents the people. Maybe I should check back in with the DAR on this one, but I’m pretty sure that’s how our country began.

By: (Lex) Twilly Spree(Azagthoth)

(Lex) Twilly Spree(Azagthoth) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:17:07 +0000

Barack Obama has the nerve to claim that the Iraqis want us to stop killing them in their own country! I’d rather kill more Iraqis that win an election. It seems Barack Obama would rather not kill more Iraqis AND win an election. Legalize, nutty in'it? Reminded me of a link in a link to a piece written by Brad here at SN though, Iraq Body Count. I wish more of the wingers (or any of them) were reading those lists of names. But major thanks to Brad for making me aware of the site, I had been trying to keep a tally from news reports but had a hard time getting names/ages/family members.

By: Just Alison, without Qetesh

Just Alison, without Qetesh — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:13:16 +0000

John McCain needs some cod liver oil, by the looks of him. That’ll get those bowels moving again.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:45:38 +0000

“I bleed purple and gold.”

You should have that looked at.

If anyone wanted to look at that, even in exchange for money, he wouldn’t be hanging around here bothering his betters.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:01:28 +0000

McCain McCain, shallow hypocritical McCain, who hasn’t a hope in hell of beating Obama, perhaps because he’s manufactured himself into Bush deux, icky Grandpa version.

By: MaineMan

MaineMan — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:49:12 +0000

If you feel that your drilling abilities are limited, there are pills for that now, I hear. Little blue ones.

“Rugged in Montana” would likely know all about them, it seems to me.

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:32:52 +0000

must fix linky thing http://www.thepiratescove.us/

By: gocart mozart

gocart mozart — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:01:33 +0000

Mrs Burnham, I am your waiter at thepiratescove.us , a fine family establishment. Do you want the oysters or not?

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:52:59 +0000

Or a condyloma acuminata

Our Secretary of State is infecting Gary’s Taint?

It’s worse than I thought!!

mikey

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:46:28 +0000

It’s probably an ingrown pube. Or a condyloma acuminata (what a wonderful phrase).

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:38:55 +0000

Man, I’m getting this fierce zit on my ‘taint. Hurts like the dickens. I wonder if it’s from all the cheetohs.

By: krassen

krassen — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:03:06 +0000

I have this visual stuck in my head:

A guy is drunk beyond recognition and shows up at a party where he barfs all over the Italian sofa, stumbles, tries to hold onto the tablecloth pulling down and breaking all the china, then punches a couple of guys and bloodies their noses because they were “looking funny” at him, grabs the 11year-old host’s daughter and tells the terrified girl “hey baby, you wanna get lucky?” and so on

his wife pulls him by the sleeve: “Come on, let’s go, you dumb-ass, stop embarrassing me”; looks at the hostess with a forced smile “he’s not always like that”

The terrified hostess also forces a smile: “I can call a cab, it will be here in 16 (months) minutes”

To which our hero shoves her in the chest and yells, rolling his tongue: “We leave now and this party is ovaaaaar!!! I would rather not show up for work than ruin this party!!! Who’s got more whisky!!! Hey, let’s call strippers!!!! Party on, baby!!! 100 years!!!”

By: Mrs. Stockton Burnham

Mrs. Stockton Burnham — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:55:01 +0000

I just left a comment at Pirate’s Cove, an order for some fish and chip dinners and a shrimp basket with extra cocktail sauce for pickup. In about an hour I’ll go bitch ‘em out for not having it ready when I got there.