Comments on: Powerline: Please Let Us Help

By: Strange Forces

Strange Forces — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:42:26 +0000

May I just say, oh my brothers, that this post has the ever-so-slight flavor of Nasdat without actually being in Nasdat?

By: dead mutilated rabbitz™³²®©

dead mutilated rabbitz™³²®© — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:09:42 +0000

Just HOW mutilated was the rabbit?

…

Where’s the downside?

Ahem I say!

AHEM!

By: mikey

mikey — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:22:55 +0000

Here’s the question:

Just HOW mutilated was the rabbit?

I mean, was it gutted? Good. You can just open it up, cut along the backbone on both sides, and lay it open on the cutting board. (C’mon, it’s a goddam RABBIT, folks) You can just cut the breasts free and the legs, along with the tenderloins along the top.

Now, cook up some rice. Cut up the bunny meat and sautee with onions, green peppers and musrooms, season with salt, pepper and garlic, toss it with some fresh herbs and serve on top of some rice.

Where’s the downside?

mikey

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:07:21 +0000

A man with his qualifications should have that list at hand since it is a required mandatory disclosure for any expert testifying in federal court.

Didn’t you hear? Somebody put a mutilated dead rabbit on his porch. That tells you more than a list of a million billion testifications!

By: Robert Lewis

Robert Lewis — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:05:19 +0000

Obama’s mother’s original Social Security Number Application

http://webofdeception.com/obamamother’sssapplication.html

By: Honus

Honus — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 02:03:38 +0000

The credentials of that “computer forensics expert” are really laughable. I remember asking a secret service agent several years ago about a handwriting expert that apparently had very impressive credentials. In fact, in his opinion, they were worthless, since the organizations “certifying” the expert were mainly mail order charlatans. The “expert’s” coclusions were unreliable, and grossly overreaching.
The birth certificate guy looks pretty much the same on a close reading. He’s a “certificated (sic) legal investigator and licensed private investigator” I’ve never heard of a “certificated legal investigator” and it would be interesting to know what jurisdiction licensed him as a PI, and what qualifications he had to present. Also, what board certifies “forensic computer examiners”? These qualifications look like they came from the inside covers of matchbooks and comics, with ads for sea monkeys and decoder rings on the same page. Maybe Pam could provide a list of cases and courts which have received her “expert’s” testimony on the authenticity of documents. A man with his qualifications should have that list at hand since it is a required mandatory disclosure for any expert testifying in federal court. “Irrefutable, empirical evidence” indeed.

By: dudedude

dudedude — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:45:16 +0000

I think Obama is really a woman.

By: nasaldude

nasaldude — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:28:31 +0000

I dunno, the whole Obama campaign just smells wrong.

By: Rugged in Montana

Rugged in Montana — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:24:37 +0000

Osama’s birth certificate is false because Muslims aren’t born, per se, they are delivered in a non-Christian birth ceremony, so you know its a lie right from the get-go. We hear in The Heartland no that a real President will be a reflection of G*d’s image, white, male, Christian and old, which stacks the odds against your Derrick Osama (and Hitlery, who G*d will make as his vice-President…..now you no why they use that word “vice” there!). Why don’t you communist LIE-bruls just surrender now, so we can save the expense of an election? You KNOW that George Willard Bush is gonna be the President, so, enjoy it like a rape victim, and such like.

By: calendardude

calendardude — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:01:02 +0000

you guys got it soooooooooooo wrong.
I am an accredited experts on calendars and it is well known in our expert circles that 16 months of the Arabic calendar equals to 100 years in the American calendar. Maliki totally supports McCain on that one.

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:54:45 +0000

mikey, you’re bang on. McCain let it slip. You’re there for the long haul.

As for Der Spiegel being far left… you need to be in one mad fucking world for that to be true.

By: Snorghagen

Snorghagen — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:47:30 +0000

The 'spokesman for Maliki' who originally said that the story was mistranslated seems to actually be working for CENTCOM. Juan Cole covers that weird angle in some detail.

By: Left_Wing_Fox

Left_Wing_Fox — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:23:01 +0000

Blahsome.

By: jim

jim — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:55:45 +0000

I’m almost surprised that Wingnuttia hasn’t proclaimed that (US-installed, US-supported) al Maliki’s concurring with Obama means that HE’s one of the Tear-Her-ists of the Axis O’Eeeeevil. What with Obama being a secret radical Mooslim & all, I mean.

Hmm – hasn’t Iraq been asking the US to GTFO for a few years now?

I get a funny feeling that the “timetable” of 16-months may tend to become rather “elastic” (but only in one direction) once Obama gets into the Oval Office – as in, for “months” read “years” … investment-wise, Big Oil & OPEC have done a stellar job of making America their bitch in recent years & will apply the thumbscrews without a qualm if their neo-colonial “investment” in Iraq’s black gold is threatened by a rapid withdrawal of troops.
High levels of demand around the globe have neutered the US trump-card as a Big Spender – they can just keep on turning the tap down & giggle as America begs for more – an especially effective move in cold months.

By: fadegeophile

fadegeophile — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:20:14 +0000

Techdude actually has an Animated Kerning .gif!!!

I bow to the majesty of the unmockable.

By: J—

J— — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:19:05 +0000

KERNING!!!!!!?121!

The jig is up! And gone!

By: fadegeophile

fadegeophile — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:14:52 +0000

Mother’s don’t have men’s names

KERNING!!!!!!√121!

By: keptsimple

keptsimple — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:08:06 +0000

I prefer to let Max Boot explain to me what brown people mean when they talk, rather than actually examine the plain language of said brown people.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:06:23 +0000

I, for one, think this “Techdude” person may be on to something…

His credentials certainly are impressive. I’m sure he must have spent literally dozens of dollars acquiring all of those certifications.

My favorite part of the Techdude saga is the dead bunny in the mailbox and the slashed tires. It’s almost as if he’s getting too close…

By: J—

J— — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:06:18 +0000

Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery, which proves…well, I’m still having trouble figuring out what that’s supposed to prove, unless it turns out that his mother wasn’t an American citizen after all, or she really wasn’t his birth mother. Oh but yes. B. Hussein Obama's mother is a huge Achilles' heel for his campaign. Questions abound. Where was Stanley Ann Dunham born? Was it Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas, or Wichita, Kansas? Which one was it? It cannot be both. She had a man's first name. How could she be B. Hussein Obama's mother if she had a man's name? Mother's don't have men's names; they have women's names. Finally—and even though it pains me to go into this, it would be irresponsible not to—why was her body cremated? Were B. Hussein Obama and his Jakarta-born half-sister trying to hide something when they scattered her ashes in the Hawaiian jungle? Techdude has the COLB covered. Someone tell Biodude his services are needed.