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This cartoon rules
I laughed my ass off when I saw this in the Boston Phoenix yesterday:
Matt Bors is a pretty funny dude.
Gavin adds: Um, I would very strongly prefer that we not post copyrighted cartoons, especially from a local newspaper whose staff is among our readership.
gbear said,
July 19, 2008 at 15:41
But I don’t even own a gun.
TR said,
July 19, 2008 at 16:13
Outstanding.
jon said,
July 19, 2008 at 16:17
The depiction of Obama making a fist is somehow racist. I’ll leave it to my betters to tell me how.
And then they can tell me how depicting him as having only two enormous teeth and one ear is a sexist plot against Hillary.
Then they can go on and say how CHA HOPE is a subtle clue that he’s been bought out by the Chinese TeaMerchant Triad, Ltd. (it’s still based in Hong Kong, naturally.)
But the best part will be when the Right Wing says it’s all true!
Gundamhead said,
July 19, 2008 at 16:25
Obama is making a Black Panther salute! Or perhaps a gang sign or terrorist fist jab. The point is, he’s black and a terror sponsoring elitist and Mr. Bors clearly agrees with me, which proves that Black Osama and not Jesse Helms is the true racist.
Left_Wing_Fox said,
July 19, 2008 at 16:28
BWahahaa!
aimai said,
July 19, 2008 at 16:32
Excellent.
aimai
DrDick said,
July 19, 2008 at 16:39
Pretty good. Obama is not, however, “moving to the center”, which is actually significantly to the left of where he (and Clinton) started, but moving to the right.
Me said,
July 19, 2008 at 16:57
It’s funny, which means that all the usual nitwits will be offended (including on the left, if the NY cover was any indication).
WCW said,
July 19, 2008 at 17:05
OT, thought you all might be interested in this. http://www.activedutymissionary.com/index.htm “Active Duty Missionary” & GI Bill apparently covers the “tuition” to train ex-soldiers as missionaries
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
July 19, 2008 at 17:35
Gavin adds: Um, I would very strongly prefer that we not post copyrighted cartoons, especially from local newspapers whose staff is among our readership.
Sure, that’s very responsible of you Gavin. And somebody has to make sure wordpress rnus ontiem.
But I would never have seen it, otherwise.
jim said,
July 19, 2008 at 17:40
The mullet on Joey Sixpack at the end just says it all.
Ah, head-shots – another proud American tradition.
Thanks for the free ride on the LOLmobile!
Marco said,
July 19, 2008 at 18:01
Keith Olbermann is totally gonna go all Special Comment on these bears.
Legalize said,
July 19, 2008 at 18:25
Is that a terror star and an elitist exclamation point above Barack’s head?! That’s it; I’m voting for McCain now!
Pinko Punko said,
July 19, 2008 at 18:37
I’m trying to take it down, but I can’t seem to find the code! Please, not NY LAW FIRM!!!
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
July 19, 2008 at 18:44
I’d sympathizeer a bit more with your ‘plaint, PP, but the fact is, whenever I try to comment at 3dawgs, I get rejected as ’spam’
Not that I take it personally, mf’er.
Gary Ruppert said,
July 19, 2008 at 18:51
Gavin adds: Um, I would very strongly prefer that we not post copyrighted cartoons, especially from a local newspaper whose staff is among our readership.
The fact is, if that great titan of The Law, Ann Althouse, couldn’t take you down, NOBODY will – BWAHA-HAA.
Our Dead Selves said,
July 19, 2008 at 18:57
There is nothing more anti-American than bears! Shame on Obama for supporting that kind of filth!
Five of Diamonds said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:10
He’s black? I thought he was Muslim?
Mephisto said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:27
“Muslim” is actually Arabic for “black”.
Johnny Coelacanth said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:34
““Muslim” is actually Arabic for “black”.”
And “black” is Arabic for “muslim.” It’s like a snake made of stupidity, swallowing its own tail.
gbear said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:34
Our Dead Selves said,
July 19, 2008 at 18:57
There is nothing more anti-American than bears! Shame on Obama for supporting that kind of filth!
There is nothing more anti-American than dead selves! Shame on Obama for supporting that kind of stench!
fixed. so there.
And, of course, it’s ALL Obama’s fault. Everything.
Pinko Punko said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:37
thunderpants- shoot me an e- 3bulls at gmail next time you commento, if you ever do. I will massacre the spamulator. Or alternatively, we’ll never post again, so problem solved.
Our Dead Selves said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:40
I hate you, gbear. :(
ZOMBIES RULE!!1!1
Boston Law Firm said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:51
I’m probably not coming for you, S,N!
noen said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:52
Gavin adds: Um, I would very strongly prefer that we not post copyrighted cartoons, especially from local newspapers whose staff is among our readership.
Can’t we just pass a law that makes it retroactively legal?
Righteous Bubba said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:58
And “black” is Arabic for “muslim.”
I thought muslin was kind of off-white.
mikey said,
July 19, 2008 at 19:58
That’s why you’re gbear and not “bear arms bear”.
Your job is to, um, to get g to vote for Obama.
You may find this to be a relatively easy task…
mikey
PeeJ said,
July 19, 2008 at 20:08
I thought we sent all the bears to Iraq? And what about pumas!? WHY NO PUMAS!?!?!
I DEMAND PUMAS IN MY CARTOON!!!!!
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
July 19, 2008 at 20:21
Purty Unity My (unbleached) Ass!
gbear said,
July 19, 2008 at 20:21
Mikey, ‘g’ in gbear is actually short for ‘garden’. That said, it’s probably an even easier task to get out the gardener vote for obama than the gay vote.
Oh, and get those dead people off my lawn!
Pope Ratzo said,
July 19, 2008 at 20:28
Gavin adds: Um, I would very strongly prefer that we not post copyrighted cartoons, especially from local newspapers whose staff is among our readership.
Tell Gavin he can kiss my ass.
Our Dead Selves said,
July 19, 2008 at 20:34
Oh, and get those dead people off my lawn!
Fine!! I didn’t want to be on your stinky lawn, anyway!
g said,
July 19, 2008 at 20:41
I just heard on NPR tha ASCAP is suing the feds for the fact that they played copyrighted music to the detainees at Gitmo for all these years and never paid their BMI/ASCAP fees.
Of course, it was on a humor show on NPR. But I hope its true.
Doctor Missus Marita said,
July 19, 2008 at 21:03
Tell Gavin he can kiss my ass.
Now, now Pope. I know Gavin is cute and everything, but I think he’s a little too old for your taste.
N.C. said,
July 19, 2008 at 21:41
You’re in Boston, right? Just go hire Dewey, Cheetham and Howe.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
July 19, 2008 at 21:45
g said,
July 19, 2008 at 20:41
I just heard on NPR tha ASCAP is suing the feds for the fact that they played copyrighted music to the detainees at Gitmo for all these years and never paid their BMI/ASCAP fees.
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Creed, wasn’t it?
Matt T. said,
July 19, 2008 at 21:47
You’re in Boston, right? Just go hire Dewey, Cheetham and Howe.
If you want, I’ll call my lawyer, the Hon. Charles H. Hungadunga of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga and McCormmick. I’ll write ‘em now, if you want…
Gentlemen?
alli said,
July 19, 2008 at 21:57
The New Yorker should hire that guy.
Blue Buddha said,
July 19, 2008 at 22:08
One Hah-vahd Sq.
Our Fair City of Cambridge, MA 02138
Fozzetti said,
July 19, 2008 at 22:14
Where’s the warrant-less searches carebear? I’d like to see HIM bustin’ down some doors!
Gary Ruppert said,
July 19, 2008 at 22:15
The fact is, the terrorist fist jab was the giveaway that Obama is working for our enemies, with his wife who is unhinged and angry about liberal bias not working enough. What kind of destruction do liberals need to see before they will be satisfied USA is destroyed?
Righteous Bubba said,
July 19, 2008 at 22:17
What kind of destruction do liberals need to see before they will be satisfied USA is destroyed?
Does the slurpee machine still work?
Susan of Texas said,
July 19, 2008 at 22:26
You are absolutely right Gary. When King Obama I of Muslimamerica takes office, you will be shipped off to the nearest relocation center, to be brainwashed and put to work in a madrassas in Kansas City. There you will polish the Koran and clean the prayer rugs.
gbear said,
July 19, 2008 at 22:32
What kind of destruction do liberals need to see before they will be satisfied USA is destroyed?
Four years of a McCain administration would provide way more than enough.
noen said,
July 19, 2008 at 22:34
What? No waterboarding bear?
MzNicky said,
July 19, 2008 at 23:05
And, of course, it’s ALL Obama’s fault. Everything.
Nuh-uh! Remember the Clenis. How soon some of us forget.
tigrismus said,
July 19, 2008 at 23:05
Oh, and get those dead people off my lawn!
But they’re rich sources of nitrogen!
What? No waterboarding bear?
Cheap piece of crap fell apart as soon as he got wet.
Lesley said,
July 19, 2008 at 23:10
Those bears are so cuddly!
Fooled me Twice said,
July 20, 2008 at 0:14
I was going to vote for Obama, but you’ve convinced me there’s not a dime’s worth of difference between the two parties. It’s just like 2000 all over again! Bob Barr in 2008!
gbear said,
July 20, 2008 at 2:04
Go for it, Twice Fooled. You can always change your name to Thrice.
Mo's Bike Shop said,
July 20, 2008 at 4:58
What kind of destruction do liberals need to see before they will be satisfied USA is destroyed?
Has anyone worked out a spotting chart for Real Fake Garys?
freepatriot said,
July 20, 2008 at 11:26
is it okay to ask gavin how it feels to “strongly Prefer Things”
I’m an ambivalent kinda guy myself
unless I get pissed off …
Mothra said,
July 21, 2008 at 14:44
Gavin adds: Um, I would very strongly prefer that we not post copyrighted cartoons, especially from a free, found in the bottom of every birdcage, local newspaper whose staff is hopefully looking for a new job.
Fixed for clarification.
mds said,
July 21, 2008 at 19:59
Where’s the warrant-less searches carebear? I’d like to see HIM bustin’ down some doors!
There’s no such carebear because “redneck America” didn’t have a clue about all those FISA goings-on. That’s what made total Democratic capitulation on the issue all the more urgent.
skippy said,
July 22, 2008 at 5:59
hey, kids, obama is not moving to the center. remember he’s the guy that opened his campaign appearances with donnie “i hates teh gay” lurkin, and he never ever ever voted to stop funding the war as long as the votes came up in front of the senate.
come on, kids, he’s always been where he’s been. it’s just the earth revolving around him, so you don’t notice.