Comments on: Oooh, ‘Tolerant’ Means That You Are Bigoted Against Bigots

By: Dr. Psycho

Dr. Psycho — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:14:45 +0000

When I think of shirtless, heavily-armed, muscle-bound brown-skinned guys, what comes to my mind is the United States Army….

By: Bill S

Bill S — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:55:20 +0000

Gee, Arky, the thought of shirtless, heavily-armed, muscle-bound brown-skinned guys triggers an entirely different response in me.

By: WereBear

WereBear — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:29:01 +0000

A state of arugula.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:39:29 +0000

joeyess: I’ve pointed out to the Wankee before that if liberalism is indeed a persistent vegetative state, then he’s got nothing to worry about, right? Somehow that comment didn’t stay posted long.

By: joeyess

joeyess — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:40:37 +0000

From the Goober’s homepage:

Confederate Yankee. Because liberalism is a persistent vegetative state

So that would mean that he wants to keep us alive in the hopes of a full recovery?

What an idiot.

By: Arky - Sexual Orient Express

Arky - Sexual Orient Express — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:30:27 +0000

Yep, the needle on the OMFGBLACKPEOPLEWITHPOWERWEREDOOOMED meter is steadily edging into the red. Soon steam will start to gush from the seams and the Cornfederate Yanker will call on his followers to arm themselves against the jackbooted army of the BrownSkins.

Then the thought of shirtless, heavily armed, muscle-bound brown-skinned guys will fill the cowering blancmanges with fear/envy/unsettling desires and they’ll be too confused to do anything but hide the sheets from mom.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:30:04 +0000

His head doubles in size from the eyes up.

Seriously. Go look…

That’s not normal. Not at all.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:21:40 +0000

“God, I don’t know what that man needs more, a brain or a chin.”

A chin.

He’s got a brain. The proof is in the fact that it’s keeping him alive.

It’s completely broken apart from that, but it does exist.

There is nothing but an empty, howling void where his mandible should be.

By: gbear

gbear — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:38:06 +0000

“Obama Derangement Syndrome” is most odious.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:29:26 +0000

Sophist FCD, in his rhadamanthine wisdom:

I think your comment works pretty well without the strike-through fix! I love the idea of the Wankee with a nose chin that grows every time he tells a lie.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:24:20 +0000

I’m not going to comment on the moron squad’s blog, but I notice they keep insisting that rather than referring to existing institutions and agencies as if they were a “civilian national security force”, no, Obama is going to create a new agency (THE CNSF?).

(Besides, what is the Department of Homeland Security if it is not, well, a ‘civilian national security force’ — and that was entirely created by Barack Obama, I mean, George W. Two Terms ‘Mandate’ Bush Jr.)

I hope they never hear Obama talking about our “national financial institutions”.

OMG! He gon’ create some new bank wif own monee! I hurd him say eet! You leffiss kaint deenie.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:23:41 +0000

If that was one of you, that was brilliant. If not, and it was one of CY’s geniuses trying to make a serious point, then, well… damn.

My thoughts exactly. It’s getting hard to tell the comedic wingnutz from the actual wingnutz.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:17:53 +0000

O noez! Wif Obama now Mall Securitee kin send mee to Gitmo! NO!

By: fauxmaxbaer

fauxmaxbaer — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:16:18 +0000

Security means “police.”

I let him know that he should contact the US Air Force with this info. They call their law enforcement people security police. In light of CY’s revelation here, that looks redundant and, frankly, stupid.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:22:07 +0000

Actually all that Bigoted Northerner needs is the "Agent Action Briefcase" or maybe even a "Spy Belt with Four Micro Spy Gadgets"

By: TIDOS Confederate Yankee

TIDOS Confederate Yankee — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:41:16 +0000

“God, I don’t know what that man needs more, a brain or a chin.”

Ahh needs me a new BBQ!

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:22:03 +0000

For ye have the Wordpress always with you; but Preview ye have not always.

By: Sophist FCD, in his rhadamanthine wisdom,

Sophist FCD, in his rhadamanthine wisdom, — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:02:48 +0000

Why the bloody hell does the strike tag work in the preview, but not in the actual post?

By: Sophist FCD, in his rhadamanthine wisdom,

Sophist FCD, in his rhadamanthine wisdom, — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:52:26 +0000

What he needs is a nose chin that grows every time he tells a lie.

Fixed.

By: ec1009

ec1009 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:43:11 +0000

Lesley said,
“What he needs is a nose that grows every time he tells a lie.”

He would like that. Then he could sniff Bush’s bunghole without leaving his mom’s basement.