Comments on: Shorter Confederate Yankee http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Kanye West http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633675 Kanye West Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:47:02 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633675 <blockquote>will they create ANIMAL-HUMAN HYBRIDS???!!?!??!</blockquote> George Bush doesn't care about cat people.

will they create ANIMAL-HUMAN HYBRIDS???!!?!??!

George Bush doesn’t care about cat people.

]]> By: Legalize http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633241 Legalize Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:52:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633241 Aw, Ace deleted my comment. :( However, Lesley's pic of Helen Mirren makes me feel better. She has always been teh hawt. Aw, Ace deleted my comment. :(

However, Lesley’s pic of Helen Mirren makes me feel better. She has always been teh hawt.

]]> By: g http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633234 g Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:30:34 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633234 And what bronco said. The National Guard isn't police. And what bronco said. The National Guard isn’t police.

]]> By: g http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633233 g Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:29:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633233 <i>Wasn’t it the National Guard that shot up Kent State? Wasn’t it the National Guard that acted like jackass thugs in New Orleans during Katrina?</i> Each state's National Guard are commanded by the state's governor, not the Feds. It was the Ohio National Guard that shot students at Kent State. Katrina? IIRC, I don't think the National Guard acted like jackass thugs in NO - The police force of neighboring towns did, preventing people from walking into adjoining suburbs. Also Blackwater private security guys were there. Wasn’t it the National Guard that shot up Kent State? Wasn’t it the National Guard that acted like jackass thugs in New Orleans during Katrina?

Each state’s National Guard are commanded by the state’s governor, not the Feds. It was the Ohio National Guard that shot students at Kent State.

Katrina? IIRC, I don’t think the National Guard acted like jackass thugs in NO – The police force of neighboring towns did, preventing people from walking into adjoining suburbs. Also Blackwater private security guys were there.

]]> By: fauxmaxbaer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633216 fauxmaxbaer Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:11:51 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633216 Since you can't talk sense into them, would it be wrong to actually feed the paranoia of these fucks? They want to think that they are all headed to the re-education camps? Fine. They're not happy if they're not afraid of something anyway. Since you can’t talk sense into them, would it be wrong to actually feed the paranoia of these fucks? They want to think that they are all headed to the re-education camps? Fine. They’re not happy if they’re not afraid of something anyway.

]]> By: El Cid http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633203 El Cid Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:11:05 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633203 That's a purple <i>heart</i> bandaid, pal. That’s a purple heart bandaid, pal.

]]> By: Dave Latchaw http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633193 Dave Latchaw Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:45:03 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633193 Somebody needs to Photoshop that poor motherfucker a chin. Somebody needs to Photoshop that poor motherfucker a chin.

]]> By: Me http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633173 Me Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:38:06 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633173 Hey assholes--you wanted a unitary executive. You wanted the president to have all this fucking power. The only thing you forgot was that the president doesn't stay the same person forever. In fact, just a few months from now, it's gonna be a black guy. Put a fucking purple bandaid on it and shut the fuck up. Hey assholes–you wanted a unitary executive. You wanted the president to have all this fucking power. The only thing you forgot was that the president doesn’t stay the same person forever. In fact, just a few months from now, it’s gonna be a black guy.

Put a fucking purple bandaid on it and shut the fuck up.

]]> By: Van der Loony http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633158 Van der Loony Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:54:32 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633158 I am aware of all internet traditions. Conspiring to defeat the forces of truth, justice and the American way is eeeevil. I am aware of all internet traditions. Conspiring to defeat the forces of truth, justice and the American way is eeeevil.

]]> By: No Such Agency http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633157 No Such Agency Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:42:08 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633157 Watch it buster. We r in ur intertoobz. Watch it buster. We r in ur intertoobz.

]]> By: Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633155 Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:40:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633155 "Gary": <blockquote>The fact is, what was it?</blockquote> Oh, you know, the usual. Heh. Indeed. We're winning! Read the whole thing. Obama's about to pivot on Iraq! Dude, where's my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed! And over and over, of course. It was gone in a minute or so. “Gary”:

The fact is, what was it?

Oh, you know, the usual. Heh. Indeed. We’re winning! Read the whole thing. Obama’s about to pivot on Iraq! Dude, where’s my recession? Mickey Kaus says Obama is doomed!

And over and over, of course. It was gone in a minute or so.

]]> By: Carlo http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633153 Carlo Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:37:00 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633153 hahaha! your most accurate one yet. hahaha! your most accurate one yet.

]]> By: PeeJ http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633151 PeeJ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:32:36 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633151 And don't even get me started on what Echelon has morphed into. And don’t even get me started on what Echelon has morphed into.

]]> By: PeeJ http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633150 PeeJ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:28:31 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633150 <em>What are they gonna fuckin do? Put you under constant surveillance, read all your mail, your email, your IM, your texts</em> Erm, that's happening already. Please don't ask me how I know but I sure as shit do know. You probably think Carnivore was abandoned. It wasn't. It was improved upon, expanded. I am happy to announce that I had nothing to do with it, personally. I bear no fucking responsibility for the travesty that is today's surveillance state. I'm very happy to say that I definitely did not contribute to it. They and I have used some of the same methods, that's all. For very different purposes. Not to go all conspiracy theorist on y'all but I have a wealth of "inside information." It's amazing what can be gleaned from "casual conversations" with Raytheon engineers when they've had a few too many. So, I also know there's a way to defeat it. Randomly (and, heh, liberally) sprinkle your telephone conversations (doh! they "listen in to my voice calls!?), your email and your texting with word juxtapositions like, for example, "Bush" and "bomb" or maybe "CIA drugs Bush" The basic idea is to change the signal to noise ratio. Trust me, it can work. What are they gonna fuckin do? Put you under constant surveillance, read all your mail, your email, your IM, your texts

Erm, that’s happening already. Please don’t ask me how I know but I sure as shit do know. You probably think Carnivore was abandoned. It wasn’t. It was improved upon, expanded. I am happy to announce that I had nothing to do with it, personally. I bear no fucking responsibility for the travesty that is today’s surveillance state. I’m very happy to say that I definitely did not contribute to it. They and I have used some of the same methods, that’s all. For very different purposes.

Not to go all conspiracy theorist on y’all but I have a wealth of “inside information.” It’s amazing what can be gleaned from “casual conversations” with Raytheon engineers when they’ve had a few too many.

So, I also know there’s a way to defeat it. Randomly (and, heh, liberally) sprinkle your telephone conversations (doh! they “listen in to my voice calls!?), your email and your texting with word juxtapositions like, for example, “Bush” and “bomb” or maybe “CIA drugs Bush”

The basic idea is to change the signal to noise ratio. Trust me, it can work.

]]> By: Arky - Sexual Orient Express http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633149 Arky - Sexual Orient Express Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:25:57 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633149 <blockquote>The Wankee has some real balls on him if he’s going to start bagging on people for spelling and grammatical errors.</blockquote> The best the Wankee Doodoo Dandy's can manage is cobagging.

The Wankee has some real balls on him if he’s going to start bagging on people for spelling and grammatical errors.

The best the Wankee Doodoo Dandy’s can manage is cobagging.

]]> By: alec http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633147 alec Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:57:53 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633147 <i>Alternate Shorter Cornfederate Yanker: ZOMG, TEH POLICE R NAZIS!</i> Well, presumably under Black Osama we'd be put into a crazy topsy-turvy world where black police tase the shit out of Whitey for a defensible reason and nothing is as it seems. Of course he's afraid. Alternate Shorter Cornfederate Yanker:

ZOMG, TEH POLICE R NAZIS!

Well, presumably under Black Osama we’d be put into a crazy topsy-turvy world where black police tase the shit out of Whitey for a defensible reason and nothing is as it seems.

Of course he’s afraid.

]]> By: Lesley http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633146 Lesley Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:50:04 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633146 Um, apropos of nothing, Helen Mirren (in her 60s?) <a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/07/post_19.html" rel="nofollow">is the hot</a>! She has a 6-pack for God's sake. Um, apropos of nothing, Helen Mirren (in her 60s?) is the hot! She has a 6-pack for God’s sake.

]]> By: stryx http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633144 stryx Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:46:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633144 What are they gonna fuckin do? Put you under constant surveillance, read all your mail, your email, your IM, your texts, force you to get an internal travel passport and make you undergo searches in order to fly from city to city, place you on secret blacklists that prevent you from flying, leave you to die a miserable death in a massive flood, let you die from a terrorist attack that had been forewarned, fly you to an Algerian prison for interrogation, frame you for being from the wrong party and send you to jail, rig your votes, steal your elections, let corporations write the laws and policies, start a war and kill unknown numbers of people, spend us into penury and bankrupt the nation, fail to find the one guy responsible for attacking us, let off the guy who armed the so called axis of evil, will they create ANIMAL-HUMAN HYBRIDS???!!?!??! Really, what will these Agronomists of the Apocalypse do that could top Gomer's current batch of heros? What are they gonna fuckin do? Put you under constant surveillance, read all your mail, your email, your IM, your texts, force you to get an internal travel passport and make you undergo searches in order to fly from city to city, place you on secret blacklists that prevent you from flying, leave you to die a miserable death in a massive flood, let you die from a terrorist attack that had been forewarned, fly you to an Algerian prison for interrogation, frame you for being from the wrong party and send you to jail, rig your votes, steal your elections, let corporations write the laws and policies, start a war and kill unknown numbers of people, spend us into penury and bankrupt the nation, fail to find the one guy responsible for attacking us, let off the guy who armed the so called axis of evil, will they create ANIMAL-HUMAN HYBRIDS???!!?!??!

Really, what will these Agronomists of the Apocalypse do that could top Gomer’s current batch of heros?

]]> By: Lesley http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633143 Lesley Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:45:29 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633143 Wasn't it the National Guard that shot up Kent State? Wasn't it the National Guard that acted like jackass thugs in New Orleans during Katrina? Wasn’t it the National Guard that shot up Kent State? Wasn’t it the National Guard that acted like jackass thugs in New Orleans during Katrina?

]]> By: bronco214 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9922.html#comment-633142 bronco214 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:33:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=9922#comment-633142 No Leley, the military actually has no police powers in the US. I think that the only way that happens is in the case of martial law. No Leley, the military actually has no police powers in the US. I think that the only way that happens is in the case of martial law.

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