Well, let’s see what else is up.

My names Not Marie John

Marie Jon’ is pronounced “Not Marie John”.

What do you think Jon’ is short for?

In the words of the wingnut damsel herself, “It’s French”.

And she should no, I mean know!

Funny thing is, recourse is an actual word and was spelled correctly– which are the misuses most likely to slip through a spell checker.

Judging from that mangling of “comme ci, comme ça”, though, she doesn’t bother.

Jonhoreah?

Good god. It actually happens and everything.

Probably. The one that really gets me is “wallah!” (instead of voila!) Just goes to show that people who can’t even speak English should not attempt French.

These talking points won’t repeat themselves!

I probably could have phrased this a little better.

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The Truth said,

July 17, 2008 at 16:57

Hmm, let’s see.

The professional students and boomer retreads at S,N! are pretending they don’t know what “no-brainer” means, and are pathetically trying to have some fun with that. Ugh.

Look, I missed the New Yorker magazine discussion due to some work pressures. Want to talk about that instead? I can guarantee it will be more fun than this weak mess you’ve started.

No – it’ll be “more fun” around here if you forget what all the little buttons with letters on them are there on your computer for, because every time you use them, you’re just being a sad little Attention Whore. We’re not “pretending” anything, you slack-jawed yut. We’re noticing that folks voting for Czechlosovakia-Boy are ideal candidates for an alternate reading of the poorly chosen term “no-brainer” … if you knew your history, you’d know there was an actual political group called the Know-Nothings — a name which increasingly suits the GOP to a tee, judging by their aptitude for ruining economies & foreign relations every time they’re in power … & there’s already a thread below for the “New Yorker” cover – go hence & feel free to make a royal ass of yourself about it to your heart’s content. The “weak mess” is the post’s subject – MJ’s boilerplate faux-Volkischer-Beobachter drivel – it’s plain that most of us here could write cirlces around the daft little neocon twit one-handed, even after putting the hurts on a 40 of Tequila WITH the worm for dessert. The truly Orwellian quotation of Pitt merely bespeaks the woman’s total estrangement from political reality, & as already stated above, she’s warning her readers of a theoretical Democratic Party horror-show that Bush,Inc., has already inflicted on America, with a price that will be paid for many years to come. Those of us who’re neither “professional students” (a class of bastard far more likely to favor the GOP while living it up on Da & Ma’s money, by the by) nor “boomer retreads” are getting very very very bored with you. Masturbation: Google it.

Our troops have given their lives to save people who once lived in fear of a hideous despot named Saddam Hussein. As a result, we have reaped many as yet-unquantified dividends. Every day that we spend in Iraq, we are protecting our homeland as well as bringing stability to the Middle East. We’ve won many hearts and minds in Iraq.

Yeah, Marie, I see your point – if by “save” you mean “maim & “kill” … & by “we” you mean SAIC, Halliburton & Exxon … & by “dividends” you mean “future conflicts” … & by “stability” you mean “a ticking time-bomb” … & by “hearts and minds” you mean “lucrative reconstruction no-bid contracts for Bush/Cheney cronies” … & I didn’t even have to get out my “Wingnut-English” Dictionary once!

But you liberals can’t handle The Troof!

Now, get off my lawn, you liberal scamps. The grown-ups have work to do. These talking points won’t repeat themselves!

Remember to good old days when ‘Liberals’ and ‘Left’ were different and actually competed against each other.

And with that thought, I’m off to get stoned.

Sorry, Marie, but your vacuous cliche-ridden stupidity is too much for me in the morning, especially before I’ve had my coffee.

Jondice?

In none of these Romance languages does the phrase indicate flip-flopping.

What?