Comments on: Could Mitt Romney be St. BBQ’s ambassador to Crazy Land?

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:06:28 +0000

No, you don’t want anything to do with Europe. We all have universal health care and very few morons.

Whoops, sorry, that should have read Mormons.

By: Arky - Chuthuhlusexual

Arky - Chuthuhlusexual — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:15:50 +0000

Which America will we “stay?”

The one with the clapped out economy, -911 credibility or respect in the rest of the world and a Constitution that’s been used to clean up many a pResidential constitutional, of course!

By: ManOnBlog

ManOnBlog — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:34:42 +0000

…definitely angling really hard to be St. BBQ’s official Crazy Land ambassador. It’s rather a sad way to go about your life, but that’s what extreme amounts of ambition mixed with precisely zero moral or ethical convictions can do to a man.

Carly (spit out the bottom of the CEO industry) Fiorina fits squarely into that category as well.

By: Principal Blackman

Principal Blackman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:14:27 +0000

Is he implying that America could somehow mutate into, oh, say, France? Or Botswanaland?

Well, Obama will certainly turn America into Russia, only with at least 50 percent more communism.

By: Homer

Homer — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:31:32 +0000

English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England!

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:26:40 +0000

Was this the same Mitt Romney who served out the war as a Mormon missionary in France and who speaks French?

Yes, and he has hated them ever since. In fact, I sometimes wonder if it was his entire reason for running for president. This is the man who coined the campaign slogan “First, not France” and had to make something up about France having 7-year renewable marriages when they didn’t provide him with any scary anecdotes that had anything even imaginarily to do with gay marriage.

By: Nuff Ced McGreavey

Nuff Ced McGreavey — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:20:51 +0000

I disagree. He was a lousy Governor and crazy.

Not to mention that because of him I have to look at that idiotic steeple at the top of the Rte. 2 hill everyday.

By: Alabama Blue Dot

Alabama Blue Dot — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:18:41 +0000

Which America will we “stay?” The Italian one, the Irish one, the French one (all those Cajuns), the Hispanic one (New “Mexico”), the Vietnamese one (all those math/science whiz kids) or the Danish one (salutatorian at my daugher’s high school).

What a bunch of nimrods (is that English?)

By: Bruce

Bruce — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:16:30 +0000

Am pretty sure that Romney knows from his Vietnam years spent bicycling over France’s hills for Salt Lake

By: Jon H

Jon H — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:07:44 +0000

Romney says: “McCain will make sure the only way Americans perceive foreign tongues is through magical peepers, as it should be.”

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:44:09 +0000

Where’s Troof to tell us that Romney is absolutely right and that it’s very clear that Obama was – mumble mumble mumble (I never did get Troof’s point) – and there’s no way we can deny that real American hate Barack Obama because he suggests we might be more useful as world leaders if we weren’t such a pack of braying dumbasses?

(I’m paraphrasing a bit.)

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:41:50 +0000

“I think John McCain is going to make sure that America stays America,” Romney said in an interview on Fox News. Well, teh plates were found in Murka, you know.

By: Trilateral Chairman

Trilateral Chairman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:33:21 +0000

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that Mittens can talk to Crazy Land as effectively as, say, W can. He can fake a lot of things, but not that.

By: ec1009

ec1009 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:27:11 +0000

I think Mittens meant “Fat, Lazy, and Ignorant. Truly it is J. Sidney’s only chance.

By: Tagg

Tagg — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:25:36 +0000

Now it’s 159 days and counting. Read more. http://www.tagg-lines.com/2008/07/and-counting.html

By: Tom Allen

Tom Allen — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:24:25 +0000

I think Mitt would be an excellent choice for McCain’s veep.

First, next to Romney, McCain would look like a man of constant principles. That, or we could power a dynamo with their combined flip-flopping and achieve energy independence.

Second, Mitt’s fortune would make Cindy appear to be just-folks in comparison. And he could pay off her credit cards to boot.

By: Arky - Chuthuhlusexual

Arky - Chuthuhlusexual — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:18:40 +0000

tigrismus beat me to it. Looking towards Europe is only permitted if one is looking for something to do during a war, I reckon.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:12:31 +0000

“I think John McCain is going to make sure that America stays America,”

The Jesse Helms plan.

By: America

America — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:11:35 +0000

Yes, it’s my consitutional duty to remain ignorant. Speaking another lingwidge is un American.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:09:16 +0000

America stays America? WTF does that mean? Is he implying that America could somehow mutate into, oh, say, France? Or Botswanaland?