It’s a word drenched in haughtiness

Haughtiness is one of those smelled-it/dealt-it kind of words.

Makes sense. Where do you stand on the whole robot-body issue?

Feed the elderly to the hungry sprogs.

Yeah, yeah, sure, you can strangle them first – if you’re all anti-educational & such like.
It’s called “killing 2 birds with 1 stone” for a reason, people.

And don’t you even DREAM of bitching to us about your property taxes, or we’ll burn down your village – AFTER the raping looting & slaughter, that is..

Last night, we learned the word “Whiner”.

fixed

The minute I say “OK” to scripts on crazed wingnut websites is the day you can sell me the Bridge over the East River.

The first time I looked at the crazed wingnut freeper site, it tried to put all kinds of privildged (sp) cookies on my system.

Beware the evil wingnuts: their evil comes in many flavors, and sometimes they do it very sneak-ily.

I’m sure this all comes as a big “doh” to everyone here…so nevermind.

Company X sends 3 accountants and 3 economists to a one-day convention at a neighboring city. It gives each person enough cash for two one-way train tickets. (there & back) The 3 accountants walk to the ticket counter, and buy 3 tickets. Then, the 3 economists walk to the ticket counter,buy 1 ticket, and board the train, much to the confusion of the accountants. As soon as the train starts and the ticket takers begin checking tickets, the 3 accountants hold up their tickets, and look over at the economicsts. The 3 economists rush down the train, and all 3 pack themselves into a single bathroom; when the ticket taker boards the car & knocks on the bathroom door, a single hand with a ticket pokes out, the ticket taker punches the ticket, and continues on. The rest of the train ride down, the economists enjoy drinks in the dining car with their extra money.

After the convention is over, everyone heads to the train station to go home. The 3 accountants walk to the ticket counter, purchase a single ticket, and knowingly wink at the economists. But the 3 economists simply stride directly onto the train, bold as brass. The accountants exchange puzzled looks, but climb onboard anyway. As soon as the train starts, the 3 accountants rush down to the nearest bathroom, and all pile inside. They hear a knock at the door, and one sticks out his hand with the ticket to be punched. But instead, the ticket is taken away! The 3 accountants all stick their heads out the door, puzzled, and see the 3 economists running like mad towards the next bathroom.

An accountant and an economist are walking down the street, and see a piece of dogshit. The accountant says, “I’ll pay you $10 if you eat that.”

The economist eats it, and the accountant pays him. They walk another block, and see an even larger piece of dogshit. The economist says, “I’ll pay you $10 if you eat that.

The accountant eats it, the economist pays him, and they walk a little further. Then the account stops and says:

“You know what? We’ve both eaten dogshit, and neither of us have any more money to show for it.”

“Yes,” says the economist, “but together we generated $20 for the economy!”

It’s like the Accountant joke. 3 people apply for the job of Accountant. The interviewer asks the first guy “What’s two and two?” Applicant answers “Four!”. Interviewer sends him on his way.

Interviewer asks second guy “What’s two and two?” Applicant says “well, if you mean two plus two, then it’s four. But it could also mean 22.” Interviewer sends him on his way.

Interviewer asks third guy “What’s two and two?” Applicant gets up, closes the door, shuts the blinds, then turns to the interviewer and asks “What do you need it to be?”

Brokeback JiSM3 to Phil: “I wish I could quit you.”

I can smell the Photoshop!

The fact is, the public’s digust with Republicans and conservative politics only means that they’re actually disgusted with Democrats and liberal politics. I can haz wingnut welfare now?

I am a FAKE troll. Please ignore me.

That’s what YOU say.

ok, ok. :)

That is one scary fucking article.

The real numbers, to most economically minded Americans, would be a face full of cold water. Based on the criteria in place a quarter century ago, today’s U.S. unemployment rate is somewhere between 9 percent and 12 percent; the inflation rate is as high as 7 or even 10 percent; economic growth since the recession of 2001 has been mediocre, despite a huge surge in the wealth and incomes of the superrich, and we are falling back into recession.