Comments on: Love Letters

By: Noodles

Noodles — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:27:48 +0000

My personal hope for Mr. Bush is that he emulate Lyndon Johnson, retire to Texas, and drink himself to death. Of course, that would require that he develop some sense of guilt, such as Johnson clearly possessed. I guess we’ll have to settle for the scorn of the world and condemnation by history.

By: liveinvt

liveinvt — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:08:24 +0000

I think he should be the Butler of the SCOTUS. Especially the conservative justices – Scalia, Alito, Roberts, Thomas, and sometimes Kennedy.

He should pull their chairs out for them, dust the seat with a little hand-broom, and push the chair in for them as they sit.

Fetch coats and umbrellas.

That’s about it. And it’s enough.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:16:01 +0000

I mean, the ranch was just for show in the first place.

Really. If the sale hasn’t already been drawn up, it will be in January. Maybe they’ll convert it into a Fantastic Freedom Institute.

By: jri

jri — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:26:55 +0000

I thought she was more attractive than that.

By: Lefty

Lefty — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:53:38 +0000

Do people actually expect him to return to Crawford? I mean, the ranch was just for show in the first place.

By: FBI Agents Make Their Mothers Proud · Real Clear Politcs

FBI Agents Make Their Mothers Proud · Real Clear Politcs — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:22:07 +0000

[...] Update II: Sadly No! beat me to it. [...]

By: waldo

waldo — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:20:52 +0000

Dennis Kucinich for Attorney General. That’d keep Bush busy.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:00:00 +0000

Send W to prison.

By: AMERICAN NONSENSE » Fantasyland

AMERICAN NONSENSE » Fantasyland — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:28:49 +0000

[...] Update II: Sadly No! beat me to it. [...]

By: Andre

Andre — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:37:54 +0000

Bush is just bad in that B-Movie-Obvious sense. Not everybody who is capable of deriving respect is going to get along with everyone else who is capable of deriving respect. But Bush hits you hard like an MST3K movie. It is inconceivable the Republican party believes so much of America has fallen so far behind that they could pass off this lower wit as the most impregnable leader we could have possibly chosen this decade.

By: Buzzrd

Buzzrd — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:17:00 +0000

I hope he serves as RNC chairman for many, many years. The Republican Party could use his form of incompetence. He could teach government to all them Republicans at the same time. Awesome!

By: james

james — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:50:18 +0000

K-Lo is best read in the voice of Chris Farley playing a female character.

By: jeek

jeek — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:37:09 +0000

Mark said,

How about the names of all 57 states in oblama’s country?

Mark you tonguejacked shitbox! he was talking about the ingredients in Heinze 57 sauce!!!! Now go plug Karl Roves ass with your right arm.

Crazy kid, gotta love ‘im!

By: jeek

jeek — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:25:04 +0000

He could be Secretary of Defense in Kazakstan, or how about Attorney General in North Korea!

Wait, he would be like the greatest Secretary of the Interior of my ass.

By: Dummies for McCain

Dummies for McCain — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:16:56 +0000

I am amazed that anyone is stupid enough to even consider voting for John McCain. When he smiles he looks like Dr. Sardonicus. When he talks, he sounds even more oafish than Dubya. The only conclusion I can come up with is that there is a very bizarre segment of American society that wants $12/gallon gasoline, wants to see most of the Middle East razed by nuclear fallout, and is absolutely convinced that the general RepubliKlan ability to transform a thriving economy into a basket case is something that should be continued forever.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:24:22 +0000

How about the names of all 57 states in oblama’s country?

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:14:22 +0000

I am amazed that everyone on this site is unable to communicate without profanity. No adults and no adult supervision – must be a grand party in your minds.

Anyway, back to the question about what W could teach children. How about the names of all 57 states in oblama’s country?

By: APoliticsNow! » Blog Archive » Fantasyland

APoliticsNow! » Blog Archive » Fantasyland — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:46:36 +0000

[...] Update II: Sadly No! beat me to it. [...]

By: Aunt Esther

Aunt Esther — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:45:45 +0000

“REach out and touch the young”????
Oh, I hope so!
And then get arrested as a pedophile!

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:03:10 +0000

Tonguejacking shitboxes aside…

Is that the world’s most amazing damnation-with-faint-praise evah?

With the author being completely ignorant of the fact that her “awesome” idea destroys the sole remaining muon of respect any thinking human could possibly have for the man?

Is she serious?

Wow. I sure wouldn’t want any of my high school government teachers running the country.

And they ALL knew more about government than Bush.