Comments on: Will A Chimp Tamper With This Presidential Election?

By: preznit giv me turkee

preznit giv me turkee — Sun, 26 Sep 2004 07:30:19 +0000

1) was it the same one from Dennis Miller’s show? I hear the ratings are terrible, so maybe it’s out moonlighting.
2) or was Dennis Miller himself unable to figure it out, so they got the monkey to do the job?

By: Scaramouche

Scaramouche — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 06:00:22 +0000

It also brings to mind this Forbidden Zone Video Clip where Planet of the Apes meets the Twilight Zone.

By: Scaramouche

Scaramouche — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:53:39 +0000

Monkey? Now why does that bring to mind a banana republic…

Sorry.

By: big nickel

big nickel — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:41:07 +0000

And if someone wants to tell me how to post that as a hyperlink, I’d really appreciate it!

By: big nickel

big nickel — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:39:03 +0000

Sorry, should’ve been http://www.gwynnedyer.net/articles2004.html

By: big nickel

big nickel — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:37:09 +0000

Losing the election may be a blessing in disguise for the Dems, as Gwynne Dyer points out very well in his latest article: http://www.gwynnedyer.netarticles2004.html

(Click on 19 September 2004 “The Poisoned Chalice”)

By: Sunnie

Sunnie — Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:05:07 +0000

A monkey is not smart enough to realize it hurts them. Unfortunately, a great number of our populace is no different.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 23:53:08 +0000

And everybody knows that the monkeys are all republican. From Bonzo to the Chimperor. I don’t think they realize that voting for the repubs just hurts them.

By: wing nut

wing nut — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 23:35:09 +0000

If a monkey can be president why wouldn’t he be able to tamper with a piddly little computer?

By: marceaumarceau

marceaumarceau — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 22:13:07 +0000

Why do monkeys hate America? Are they all French?

By: tilda

tilda — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 13:25:48 +0000

scawwy foto!!

By: August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com

August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:17:58 +0000

We live in the most advanced nation on earth. Just a reminder.

Monkeys can hack a Diebold voting machine. I’d like to repeat that, because it sounds vaguely important. Monkeys. Can hack into Diebold voting machines. And change your vote. MONKEYS. (via Sadly, No!)…

By: Sergeant America

Sergeant America — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 12:03:41 +0000

I saw the Simian Candidate; didn’t think much of it!… (…the original was much better and used real bananas.)

By: Pete M.

Pete M. — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 11:46:20 +0000

here come the feces!

Hey, Norbizness, don’t be so hard on Ted and Yosef.

By: norbizness

norbizness — Fri, 24 Sep 2004 10:53:37 +0000

(Vin Scully voice) And here come the feces!