So if a sudden withdrawal of US troops results in a bloodbath — isn’t that a GOOD thing?

What’s wrong with it, Max, you ignorant piece of shit, is that it’s not “the world’s” oil supply. It’s the Iraqi people’s oil supply. If they don’t want to share it with you – and under the circumstances, I certainly wouldn’t blame them – it’s not okay for you to simply take it by force.

Malfunctioning Max Ro-Boot

I guess that Max needs a re-Boot, then.

That was wishful thinking on Maxie’s part. He and his ilk would love it if they could ethnically cleanse all non-Repulsicans and force them into ghettoed, I mean gated communities.

For present purposes, “Sovereign government” means “Government willing to rubberstamp a deal written by US oil companies, signing over oil-extraction rights”. “Sovereignty” also includes “willingness to call in US airstrikes on neighbourhoods occupied by supporters of the government’s political opponents.”

And one day a monkey will type the complete text of King Lear.
Please instruct the monkey to provide it with a happy ending this time.

I’m waiting for McCain to bring on Norman Podhoretz as an advisor. According to the Pod, we’ve blown past WWIII and are already on No. 4:

At the end of his book, Podhoretz quotes Kennan: “To avoid destruction the United States need only to measure up to its own best traditions and prove itself worthy of preservation as a great nation.” (215) With this passage he leaves the reader to believe that Kennan would have supported the neoconservative crusade “to beat back the ‘implacable challenge’ of Islamofascism as the ‘greatest generation’ of World War II in taking on the Nazis and their fascist allies, and as its children and grandchildren ultimately managed to do in confronting the Soviet Union and its Communist empire in World War III.” (217)

http://www.antiwar.com/scheuer/?articleid=11670

Me likee, but how about: “The Surge: Not losing the war by ensuring,” etc.

Or maybe “The Surge: We can’t lose the war if it never ends.”
Or “The Surge: The war ain’t over until the Fat Old White Guys sing…to a war crimes tribunal…”
Or “The Surge: If the Fat Lady so much as opens her mouth, she’s dead, you hear me? DEAD! That fucking librul traitor!”

PS: I’d love to insert a link to Bush’s definition of “sovereignty” (“it means you’re sovereign”), but I can’t search video from work. Close your eyes and imagine, ok?

The fact is, considering Gavin was the one who posted that modified “American Thinker” graphic, I don’t think he’d mind the dildo.

But anyway, The Republican Mind is great at digesting contradictory memes. Their leader’s bullshit is a Rorschach Test. You hear only what you want to hear and disregard the rest. It’ll make it easy to turn on a dime Jan 21st and start up the Black Helicopter (hmmm, won’t Obama make ‘em like gold with bling bling or something? Or might that refer to who’s flying them?)/jack booted thug stuff that they currently want stomping on the faces of libbruls…forever. And when you shove their current fascist-fellating words in their faces come 2009, they will not only deny they ever said such things, but we’ll be the fascists with these magically instantaneous new powers no one’s ever seen before.

Good work if you can get it…

Southern Beale said,

June 26, 2008 at 17:01

OK, sorry Blue Buddha. I should’ve known someone would have mentioned that already. Never mind.

NP, I was too lazy to search down a link, which you did just fine. ;)

Bootlicker, I’m sorry to say this, and maybe it’s to shrill, but, well…you’re a Nazi. You’re a fucking Nazi. And not a tough Waffen SS soldier fighting impossible odds against the advancing Red Army either. You’re more like a cut rate Julius Streicher. Shut the fuck up you disgusting little toad.

Does it make me a bad person if this kind of describes my life?

A slightly serious question: Now that McCane has said that it would take “World War III” to justify the reinstatement of the draft, will the Nutz step down the “This is the greatest struggle evar/Terrorist = Hitler” rhetoric?