Wonkette has the skinny here

It worked for me!

Is that why the pelicans are out to get us then?

you also have to explain that “You Totally Could Too Write A Longer Better Analysis But You Have To Run Because You’re Very Busy”

Nice try, but to be truly Goldbergian you must insert, “from what I have read on the topic” or, “according to many historians” between “who” and “has”.

Keep practicing, you’ll get there.

Yeah, that Richard Daley, he was such a saint. LBJ, such a nice Texan boy, played strictly by the rules. etc.

Even by the low standards of S!N trolls, that’s pathetic, I’d rather be lectured by Saul than that crap.

My candidate was John Edwards (Neither black nor female, what’s my problem?)

Um, you’re homophobic, because he paid a lot of attention to his hair? Maybe?

I was an Edwards supporter too, I wonder if he thinks “What the fuck was I thinking, folding like a deck of cards so early on?”.

Spoken like a true progressive, Susan. Thanks in advance for all your hard work in getting the eventual Democratic nominee elected. My candidate was John Edwards (Neither black nor female, what’s my problem?), and so I have decided that the only reasonable course of action is to write in Rudy Guliani. It’s TOTALLY what Mr. Edwards would want.

History: The Last Frontier.

I can’t wait to see all of the crow eaten when Obama goes down in certain defeat.

Indeed! The fact that you arranged that Portland get-together ONLY PROVES MY POINT!

Yawn. 64-bit is so vanilla these days, Djur. ;-P

Well, normally I’m sshing into my LISP machine in the core of the sun, but solar flares are causing a lot of packet loss right now.

PeeJ: Dropped you an email.

With my history of hallucinations, I can’t argue the point.

But even if you were a figment of my dented and rusted imagination, you were still quite the vision…

mikey

I was wondering why Gavin always calls me his “little sockpuppet”! Turns out I’m completely fictional!