Comments on: Shorter Frank Gaffney

By: scoop! the clarion fund is… « abdiel | islam on the wet coast

scoop! the clarion fund is… « abdiel | islam on the wet coast — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:39:56 +0000

[...] the head of the Center for Security Policy. You might recognise Frank Gaffney Jr’s name as a primary agent of the movement against Sharia Compliant Finance (SCF). His main reason for opposing this easy and legal means to incorporate Muslim money into the free [...]

By: Kip W

Kip W — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:08:48 +0000

I believe that what enters the processing machine is the chicken coop, complete with the sawdust that lines the floor. I expect there is more sawdust than chicken, and I say that as someone who has tried the things. If you douse them in sauce, they taste like sauce.

By: bago

bago — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:41:12 +0000

Nothing like the black chunky vomit.

By: jackd

jackd — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:21:14 +0000

Chicken McNuggets?
You head to the coop and BOO! and the chickens flap around like crazy and then you pick up the tasty nuggets that fall off. Yum.

No, Righteous Bubba, that’s not how it works. Huge trucks pull into the McD’s processing locations every day, laden with live chickens. The birds are loaded onto conveyor belts that lead into the maw of a large machine with dials and gauges and steam and sprockets and stuff. There is a momentary surprised squawk from each chicken after it enters the machine. From the other end the McNuggets emerge.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:20:56 +0000

Maybe Boinker has some ugly, unsavory connotation we haven’t thought of… Might it be a vague sexual euphemism?

By: bartkid

bartkid — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:35:57 +0000

I think the last word has a typo.
Instead of “a”, it should be “oi”.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:59:36 +0000

Okay, I guess not.

By: Athenawise

Athenawise — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:43:31 +0000

I’m probably the last to notice, but Pammy Atlas has redesigned the banner of her homepage. It used to be some sort of golden stick figure holding up the world. Now it’s … Pammy, breasts and all! She also put her name above the title, like Jerry Bruckheimer.

By: Olexicon

Olexicon — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:28:14 +0000

Shariah Carey?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:38:01 +0000

I just threw up my own entrails and read my future: “the day’s only going downhill from here.” So thanks for that.

By: Micky Kaus

Micky Kaus — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:13:44 +0000

Has anyone else noticed how, when you throw up blood, it looks like coffee grounds?

My vomit usually looks like chevre.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:30:41 +0000

Um … Gavin, are you perchance in D.C?

‘Fraid not; what’s up?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:56:23 +0000

Pam’s breasts and the repulsiveness of fast-food
Has anyone else noticed how, when you throw up blood, it looks like coffee grounds?

By: badger badger badger™²³®©

badger badger badger™²³®© — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:46:13 +0000

Here's my research, Mz Nicky.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:12:50 +0000

Could we take a short recess from discussing Pam’s breasts and the repulsiveness of fast-food and get an explanation of what “Sharia(h)-compliant” means?

My lengthy research (90 seconds on Google) indicates that

“Most UK mortgages involve the house-buyer borrowing the money and paying it back with some interest charged on top. No good for Muslims. To avoid the issue of paying interest, Muslim mortgages usually involve the bank buying the property and then the buyer purchasing it from them and renting it over a length of time at a slightly increased price.”

and

“Islamic law prohibits investing in businesses that are considered unlawful, or haraam (such as businesses that sell alcohol or pork, or businesses that produce media such as gossip columns or pornography, which are contrary to Islamic values).”

Anyone got any ’splainin’ they can do? Like the Chimp-in-Chief, I got a B in economics.

By: White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism

White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:39:58 +0000

Hell, Sharia Law is good enough for Blackwater!

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/node/9081

By: foo

foo — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:17:48 +0000

Actually, it *is* a Semitic conspiracy, since Arabs are Semites (by definition)

By: Stevenovitch

Stevenovitch — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:36:16 +0000

Is it me or was Pam Atlas created by rubbing two porno tapes together?

By: Red

Red — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:26:51 +0000

If you like meat and give a shit about where it comes from, look into buying a share in your friendly local meat CSA.

By: Orange Tom

Orange Tom — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:48:16 +0000

The Jew controlled international banking cartel, by secretly funding the ivory tower liberal “economists,” can put another notch in it’s belt. When was the last time MacDonald’s sold the delightful McRib sandwich? They don’t anymore because it’s not kosher.

…unlike their completely kosher double bacon cheeseburger with pork slaw on the side!