Comments on: Department Of Public Affairs*

By: Oh, That's Just George

Oh, That's Just George — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:08:58 +0000

Hmm… Let’s see…

http://www.wcfcourier.com/articles/2008/06/01/news/regional/10378178.txt

http://www.wcfcourier.com/articles/2008/06/17/news/top_story/doc4856bbfea4c5d118219350.txt

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-ia-bankrobbery,0,654294.story

By: vanderleun

vanderleun — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:20:37 +0000

Ha ha. I get it.

By: badger badger badger™²³®©

badger badger badger™²³®© — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:36:01 +0000

Mushroom! Mushroom!

By: Rugged in Montana

Rugged in Montana — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:30:28 +0000

Note to parody troll: pick one rant at a time and draw it out a little.

Take pelicans, for instance. No, seriously, take them. Those bloodsucking vampires rule the skies over Montana and you LIE-bruls do NOTHING. The USA of America is being ruined by that and badger-spread rabies and you think electing a colored fella is gonna help matters? The President of the Heartland, George Willard Bush, being the jet pilot hero of the Battle of Iraq is the only candidate that is qualified for sky-bound pelican warfare, which is why I’m voting for him rather than Hitlery, who as a black man, has no jet pilot experience.

By: Electric Dragon

Electric Dragon — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:59:09 +0000

From: captain@sloopjohnb.com
To: john.stone@sheriff.nassautown.bs
Subj: crew

Sir,
I wish to apologise for the behaviour of my crew over the last twenty four hours. One crew member and his grandson had been without shore leave for some time, and consequently went a little bit “overboard” last night. I understand that they frequented many of the public houses of Nassau town, and imbibed somewhat overheavily, and that this led to a bout of fisticuffs with the locals.

As you are aware, my own vessel has not been unharmed by this incident. The constant hoisting up and setting of the mainsail has caused a certain amount of damage to the halyard, with consequent risk of luffing. The first mate, I believe, is still detained in the town gaol following his drunken breaking into of my trunk, and the chef is in the hospital with what the doctor says is maize poisoning. All of these shenanigans led to a number of calls for me to go ashore.

Please inform me as to when the chef is likely to be well enough to travel, and what procedure I need to follow to get the first mate released from incarceration. This will be of much succour to the rest of the crew, who are all complaining about homesickness and the overall quality of this voyage.

regards,
Captain Wilson.

By: President Franklin Delano Roosevelt™²³®©

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt™²³®© — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:49:06 +0000

Pirates!!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:35:28 +0000

I would register with Details or Extreme Restraints.
So vanilla. All the cool couples these days are branding each other with electrostatic generators.
Or so I heard.

By: marita

marita — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:24:32 +0000

Now that is some quality trolling. Well done, Mr. Pere!

By: Nikki

Nikki — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:21:17 +0000

Spartacus Leathers has a very limited selection. I would register with Details or Extreme Restraints.

By: Pere O. D. Troll

Pere O. D. Troll — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:12:18 +0000

See how I include links and facts and everything? You can’t argue the facts you elitist pricks.

By: Pere O. D. Troll

Pere O. D. Troll — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:10:35 +0000

Top McCain adviser says “terrorist attack on US would be good for McCain” Now that’s going over the line but what does O’Bambi do? Does he demand that the guy resign or get fired, as is proper? Noooo. We might well ask why.

Because the guy is BLACK, that’s why. They always stick together! Take, for the prime example, the OJ travesty of justice.

This ep[isode proves once again not only that O’Bambi can’t take the heat, but that he’s not really interested in fairness and justice, race will always prevail.

By: alec

alec — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:39:46 +0000

They say that when they chose ‘Bad Boys’ as a little fascist anthem, they met with some resistance simply on the basis of it being reggae. You know – urban.

It’s a pity Obama isn’t what the righty Whities think he is; it wouldn’t be half what they deserve.

By: Doctor Missus Marita

Doctor Missus Marita — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:20:56 +0000

Oh noes! I’m not sure if I was just insulted or not! I’m going to guess I was.

Hmph. I already has a bukkit.

By: bago

bago — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:19:22 +0000

Sonds like someone needs to add ‘The Bukkit’ to their wedding registry.

By: Google Arabic

Google Arabic — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:18:27 +0000

I am at the top of turmoil frog wavered, and beads of race fell on my face and abundant water modesty, which spilled for the first time… Perhaps it is the latter.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:44:10 +0000

You could also repeat everything fifty or sixty times in the same post but that woul;d be parody troll parodying. Or theft of e-persona. Or something.

+1 on getting ‘poop’ in there, though.

By: Gary Lolpert

Gary Lolpert — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:42:31 +0000

Teh fact iz. i hz it.

By: mikey

mikey — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:41:01 +0000

The fact is, calling me a poophead and saying “bush rules” is too clear a giveaway. It’s like you’re just phoning it in…

mikey

By: Doctor Missus Marita

Doctor Missus Marita — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:33:27 +0000

That’s better, right to the point, stuck to one subject, and still have some ammo left for your next post. The fact is, I’m impressed.

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:31:59 +0000

The fact is, shut up Doctor Missus Marita.