Obama is just another Clinton….well, another Clinton or another Bush- which would you pick?

What? She plans to mate pandas with sheep? God, she is just so evil.

Now write the part where the good guys take over the evil scientist’s laboratory & send him away in handcuffs to face the electric chair. Please? Do it … I’ll send you a nice box of chocolate-chip cookies!

Uncle Ernie is the family loser who can’t hang on to off-shift line cooking jobs at third-rate chains like Bickford’s and Denny’s.

He’s moved back home so often that his old room is never dismantled or put to other use during his ever-shorter attempts to live on his own.

He’s so pathetic, even the neighborhood middle-schoolers give him endless shit.

What’s he up to now? Living at home, cooking at Teh 99 (warning – midi file!), dodging insults from 6th-graders on souped up bicycles.

Living the dream.

probably the only guy who DIDN’T get laid during Clinton’s term in office

No, these.

I mean, isn’t that a knee slapper?

#64 from Nortius Maximus at 6:52 pm on Jun 22, 2008
Way to do a drive-by, Thunder. You get one warning, and this is it.

PS to all regular contributors: Please don’t feed the troll.

Blortimus Maximus is very concerned. On topic, dammit! Obama is a scary muslim. Or even worse, an even scarier not-Muslim. Discuss!

I suppose there’s the potential that he was trying to make a funny there, but it looks as if he can’t remember what he’s writing about.

P.S. Atheist, was that you on this thread?

http://www.windsofchange.net/archives/the_occulted_candidate.php#c115448

Growing up during the turbulent decades of the ‘60′s and ‘70′s, Christopher Adamo saw, to his dismay, the nation’s moral foundations being destroyed before his very eyes. But even then he was a staunch Conservative at heart, and rejected outright the tenets of America’s counterculture revolution.

Meaning, this pimply little putz watched while everyone but him got laid.

After a hitch in the Air Force, where he specialized in airborne electro-optical systems

Note his clever use of “airborne” to imply that he himself flew, even though he appears to have been a technician on the ground.

he pursued a career in the field of aerospace, working for major defense contractors in California, Florida, and Colorado. But his career plans abruptly changed during the industry-wide downsizing that followed the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster

If he “grew up” in the 70′s and then served in the Air Force, and then “pursued” a career working in 3 different states, several employers before being “downsized” (i.e.,”fired”) after the ’86 disaster, it doesn’t seem like he spent more that 2 years at a time in any one job. In a unionized industry where people tended to become long-term employees once they pass the probationery period.

Presently he is working in the field of industrial instrumentation in the state of Wyoming.

Meaning he runs his own electronics repair shop out of his garage in Caspar.

From 1993 to 1996, he edited and wrote for “The Wyoming Christian,” the state newsletter for Christian Coalition of Wyoming. During that period, he developed an acute awareness of the harm being done to Conservatism by liberal activists within the Republican Party as well as the Democrats. This remains a favorite theme of his articles , which now appear as a regular feature on GOPUSA.

Meaning he finally got kicked out of the Coalition for being too hide-bound conservative even for them! And he continues to rant obsessively about it.