If anyone can figure out a way to answer that without sounding like you have a starched white hood folded neatly in your closet then you’re a pretty talented individual.

Call it the House of Black and White.
Valar dohaeris!*

*(All men must serve)

Props to George R.R. Martin

Boy, you gotta pretty mouth…

Remember, September 10th 2001 is the day before foreigners those zany rightwing moonbats officially became lower on the scale than feeder mice dung beetles.

Hey, now! We’ve been performing a valuable service to the ecology for thousands of years!

These Republicans are merely full of poop. Johnny-come-latelys, the lot of them.

This is hysterical. Half the comments from non republicans condemn this button for what it is, utterly racist for implying that the color of the inhabitant of the white house determines and determined its exterior color. All our previous presidents are thus represented as somehow “for” white supremacy and Obama as a prospective president is mocked and attacked for, presumably, demanding that his race be memorialized in the color of the national house.

I had to break it down that way because some posters continue to play dumb about what the image “represents.”

Having said that the rest of the comments from self proclaimed republicans range from shock and horror (!) –I can’t believe its not a democratic plot to make us look bad! Honestly, we’re not all like this! It must be a tiny minority! Its a huge majority but the good conservatives are working to take their party back! After all, we used to be the “party of lincoln” even though no one can remember what that actually used to stand for or why we abandoned it in favor of being the party of raceism and segregation.–

to outright pride “I love it, I’d buy one!” “You guys have no sense of humor” “Its in poor taste but so what, once I’ve defined it as a matter of taste I’m sure its no worse than a whoopee cushion in church” and “I’m sure you’d be as racist as we are if you were in our party.” In fact the comment right above this one (if it gets posted) is “sad the liberals have no sense of humor and little sense of tolerance.” Of course the button isn’t funny and its far from clear why tolerance should be evoked. One tolerates a wide variety of non harmful things–but one actively points and laughs and makes fun of things that are harmful and stupid simultaneously.

Still, there you have it. Half the republicans on this thread are shocked to find out what the other half of the republicans on this thread are proud of . They are sharing their party with a bunch of frightened little racists. I’ve got a great idea–why don’t the two of you fight it out for the soul of your party and let the rest of america get on with electing a serious presidential candidate who happens to be black?

aimai

Thus ObL is Everywhere. QED

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I am ashamed to admit this, but I took the missing 2.3 TRILLION bucks, and spent them all on Pokemon cards for my 11 year old son. And he still doesn’t have the complete set, dammit!

484 pallets of $1000 bills

That’s the worst part, that bastard stuck me good. Ever try to get change for a $1000 bill? “Uh, yeah, can I get two 500′s for this?” Fuckin’ Dov Zackheim…

And I’ll bet this will embolden the terrorists, too.

“Praise be to Allah! Now that the Americans no longer have a pure, holy ‘White’ House to rally around, we may bomb the shit out of them!”

“Indeed you are correct Achmed, with a ‘Black’ House as their President’s home, they can only be weak and divided, so now is the time to strike!”

>Hrrm, “when reading”. If any of you hear that when I read it, you are in deep, deep trouble.

My stomach hurts from laughing. You made me spit Japanese beer all over my laptop screen with that one…. thank you justme. You made my five hours in Narita Airport more enjoyable.

– Slim