Oh wait, were you talking about ant control?

And ants of every species are the wingnuts of the Class Insecta. I am so fucking tired of them. This morning in a rush to get my son to school on time I left the blender and a couple of glasses in the sink with smoothie remnants still in them and came home 30 minutes later to find them swarming all over the sink and countertops. Ants that is, not right wingers. But I don’t like spraying poison around the place so I’ve been experimenting with less toxic methods of killing them. The other day I put some honey in the middle of a few strips of duct tape I had crosshatched together and placed the setup near where I suspect they’re entering the house. I did indeed trap a whole bunch of them on the tape but the little cocksuckers still got the honey. They formed a bridge to it by building a pathway out of hundreds of ant corpses. I guess I have to give them some respect for their determination and willingness to sacrifice for the good of the colony. Come to think of it, that means I have to rethink their wingnuttiness but they still suck.

Oh yeah, they’d know. Especially BloodRayne. Can’t go wrong with a movie set in The Renaissance Festival.

As for your desert/Southwest idea, did you see that movie “The Island”? “The world is contaminated….Someday you may win the lottery and get to go to The Island…..”

I could see this working. Unfortunately, I can see the current admin. attacking Iran to leave the rest to the next admin. Especially if it looks solidly like it’ll be Obama. An Egyptian friend swears that that’s what’ll happen even if he only watches our politics from afar.

WASP–ack, they’re not all idiots, but the ones who aren’t are having a hard time breaking that perception. But boy do statements like that piss off my middle class white husband….then again, he had to work to get where he is, unlike my sorry spoiled ass. And with no eligibility for scholarships that I could get based on my name alone despite the vast cavern of difference in our parents’ wealth/class.

Then again, when it comes to the white Fundie types who won’t garage their new Lexus SUVs where I live just to show off? Yes, total complete morons and quite obsessed with the fact that people like us (damned libruls) are stifling their “freedom of speech”. God love ‘em (or so they claim).

No no no – try “the only recourse is for President Bush to prepare to annihilate their country — and then, even if the filthy Muslims DO capitulate, actually annihilate their country.”
Which is exactly the moderate diplomatic approach he took toward Saddam Hussein – “hmm, he’s complying with our demands, & golly, those UN weapons inspectors are STILL finding bupkis – I better get Dick to cook up some K-Tel Intel so I can send in the bombers before they make me look like a bigger tool than usual! YEEEE-HAW!!1!”

Don’t tell me you think the Chimperor is going to go all mellow with his time-clock running out!

As for the dhimmi invasion, I’m surprised Pipes and LGF missed the Euro 2008 result last night, Czech Rep. 2, Turkey 3, obvious sign of Eurabia’s fall, and yet another reason to nuke Iran!

I stupedly clicked through to old Crackpipes, what a nightmare. My ‘favourite’ was the following one, where he salivates over millions and millions of Persian deaths, as well as the Israeli’s bombing the Aswan dam and killing lots of Egyptians. Is there not a law against this type of eliminationist shite!

http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2007/11/the-unthinkable-consequences-of-an-iran.html

I didn’t catch any druggie references but probably just cause I wasn’t paying attention.

I think “Motel Hell” must have been a VERY fun show to work.

“I’ve been a total hypocrite”. “I used…………….preservatives”.

Hahahaha. And AMC is showing this stuff now. And TIVO is recommending that if “you liked this show” you’ll REALLY like “Halloween Part 105 – Mike Myer’s Revenge”. Hahahaha.

I love it.

O.K., I agree. Joey the Lemur was a pretty lame host segment. However, the entire episode with Mike dedicated to Numie Muffin CooCoo Butter, or something like that, was REALLY lame…. You can find lame host segments throughout the MST series, no matter who was in charge.

There are some great anecodotes in the MST3K Great Big Episode Guide. Several times, they just didn’t have enough material to fill out the entire time, so they just ad libbed. For instance, on It Conquered The World, they ended up playing that really, really pretentious and stupid ending monologue by Peter Graves THREE TIMES, just because they didn’t have enough material.

Must have been a fun show to work.

As for the fire ants thing – I’m an Air Force brat. We lived in Texas in the late 50s (Air Force base near there, and my Dad being a low level Sarge and having no money – so we were living in a duplex with cars up on blocks and big oil barrels in the back yard).

One day my sister and I climbed up on one of those oil barrels and found that it was NOT red with rust, as we thought – it was red with thousands of fire ants – we ran screaming into the duplex and my Mom put us in the bathtub – those fire ants that washed off etched right into the ceramic of the bathtub – the formic acid etched them right in and they were fossilized – and forever after that bathtub had little fire ant fossils etched into it hahaha.

Daniel “Crack” Pipe’s? – haha go FORMICATE yourself – get it haha formicate? Ok so maybe that’s not such a good joke. But *I* like it.

Mike is prettier and a much better actor.

Joel is the guy I’d rather snark through a bad movie with.

I think Susan is having a schizophrenic king hell hallucinogenic moment.

I’m jealous….

mikey

I’m gonna take the position the nasty little fuckers are Buttmonkeys.

And I’m not sure, but I’m thinking perhaps I’d be better off with Analdonkeys.

Dammit…

mikey

Jus’ sayin’.