Weeeeell, that’s some right interestin’ predictifyin’ there, Bobb-o, but before we stick you in a dress and start callin’ you Ms. Cleo, let’s take a peek at one of your previous predictions and see how it turned out:

The good news now is that history need not repeat itself. One plausible outcome of a war is that globalization gains. America’s victory is swift. Civilian casualties are low. Iraqis generally celebrate their liberation. Oil supplies aren’t disrupted. Economic and political modernization advance in the Middle East. The climate for radicalism fades.

Okay then.

See, if you say that you are proud of the country that America has become, but are ashamed of many of the injustices of the past, you are being totally unpatriotic and spreading your legs for the terrorists.

If you say that you are ashamed of the country that we live in and it just keeps going further down the shitter, BUT you miss the days when white folks had all the power and rich folks didnt pay taxes, you are a super-patriot. In fact, the further in the past your allegience lies, the more patriotic you are.

Oh noes, Obama is DOOOOOMED! Thanks for the humoring!

If that’s the best you can do, you should save your breathe.

Michelle Obama’s statement about being proud of America for the first time is, by the same token, damning enough.

ZOMG! She’s a little critical of America, and there’s just NO WAY you can be critical of America (unless you’re saying 9-11 was caused by our tolerance of fags, then it’s OK to be critical of America). EVAH!

Seriously.

THAT is the best you can do?

Conservative bed-wetters are upset about SOME of the things that SOME of the people that Barack knows have said?!?!?

That’s the best you can do?

Quoting concern trolls and bed-wetters?

You are even more lame than I thought.

And why are you so angry? Calm done and maybe you’l be able to start talking sesne at some point.

You can start by telling us the difference between Shia and Sunni. (No, no, no. You should start by telling your big hero McCain the difference between Shia and Sunni.)

WAPO is a “liberal-favorable resource”?
Salon.com?
CNN?
Please tell me that’s meant as irony.
Do you even read the posts you comment on?

Obama got a house cheap, OMG!!!!11!
Oh, & his wife said she’s proud of America … must be secret coded messages to Bin Laden or something.
Yeah, she wasn’t proud of America before that – & just who in the hell in their right mind WOULD be? Screwing entire continents out of resources & capital while the atmosphere burns, jerry-rigging wars just for the sake of megabucks & field-testing nifty new ways to kill & maim, & stockpiling enough nukes to obliterate humanity in a matter of minutes – yeah, she must be NUTS not to feel a big SURGE of pride in her country, alright.

Your own sacred GOP openly admits they’re probably going to get their ass handed to them in November. Think they might have some information you don’t, “DUH Truth”?

There are REAL reasons to critique Barack Obama … & you & those of your ilk NEVER bring any of them up. Maybe because his REAL issues just aren’t 1/2 as much fun as being a trolling little attention-whore with talking-point spewage, as well as requiring a brain bigger than a hummingbird’s.

The tepid crap you keep coming back to, with Wright & Ayers? Dead like Elvis, babe. Noone gives a shit, or much did to begin with. Rezko? Sweet bleeding Jesus on a popsicle-stick, if this guy’s a crook, & he’s the ONLY one you can tie him to, given how many deals he has to’ve made to get this far in politics, he makes Honest Abe look like Spiro Agnew.

Notice you won’t even touch Iraq, even to parrot that malarkey about “Teh Surge Is Workin’ It’s Mojo!” Good move – everyone knows who’s made Iraq so peaceful lately – guy named al Sadr, maybe you’ve heard of him. If he calls off his truce or gets pushed into calling it off, the Mighty Surge will just mean loads more targets for his insurgents. Just don’t go there, girl.

Let’s see … what ELSE is verboten in your Truthiverse? OH yeah. Gas galloping past $4/gallon? Yeah, THAT gets people’s attention – & the guy responsible is joined at the hip to McCain in political terms … just read someone calling George W. Bush “the 300-pound anchor” that McCain will have to drag around all campaign long … & he’s in his 70s. A lot of the people he needs voting for his kind of campaign have a setback – they’re fucking DEAD & have been since the 1990s.

YOU are why McCain’s going to be whipped like rue in November – you & all the other hasbeens that never gave a flying rat’s ass about real issues. Foreign policy, the environment, the economy, oil prices – you’ve wiped your crack on them all. Now that neglect is going to rip you a new one. It’s too late in the day for any more high-school locker-room gossip bullshit like what you’re pimping – & everyone who isn’t totally out of it knows that.

Thanks – I almost missed having you around to spank.

Pleasant dreams.

Great. I’ll have the crow dressed and ready for the fricasee.

Know what Truth? I just wanted to make you type a lot. Sorry.

I know you and your chickenhawk pals won’t be in Iraq.

Sayonara, twinklemuffin.

Rev Wright, I assume, needs no introduction here. Obama’s own words about him, where he compares Wright to his aged, infirm white grandmother, are damning enough for Obama’s character. Here is the text of Obama’s speech: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/18/obama.transcript/

Michelle Obama’s statement about being proud of America for the first time is, by the same token, damning enough. That insight into here psyche should be enough to turn a lot of people off: http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-michelleobama21feb21,0,5061497.story

For Ayers and Rezko I did a little homework and picked out the most liberal-favorable references I could find.

On Ayers: http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2008/02/obamas_weatherman_connection.html

On Rezko: http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/02/01/rezko/

The Ayers “connection” seems to be little more than guilt by association; unfortunately for Obama, though, people seem to have a visceral reaction to Bombing Bill. Ayers is a repulsive little psychopath but if you liberals want to defend him you can have him.

The Rezko connection definitely taints Obama, and gives the Republicans a chance to portray Obama as a typical sleazy Chicago politician, which, of course, he is. Obama can throw the Keating Five back in McCain’s face; my sense is that neither charge will stick very hard to either candidate.

Wright and MO are bigger liabilities to Obama, I think; while it is true no one wants to talk about Wright anymore, he is a bell that can’t be unrung. As for Michelle, I hope there is a microphone available for her every day, with the widest possible audience.

Oh yes, I’ll definitely be here on election night and beyond.

You youngsters just don’t know what it’s like to be old and feeble-minded like me and The Truth and John McCain. We can’t be expected to remember anything specific, like the difference between the Sunni and the Shiites, or what we said yesterday compared to what we said today, or not to call your wife a cunt.

Uh, but we have the life experiences, and that’s what counts. (Of course, it has to be the RIGHT kind of life experiences.)

Liberals. Hmf.

When the goopers lose 8 Senate seats?

Sounds like a party.

Eventually we will hear that McCain is leaving politics to spend more time with his convictions.

What are you doing now? You’ve been trolling for hours. I’d call it “down time” – unless it’s what you get paid for (although, even that…..)

Yeah, for Da Troof and all the other little trollies, including the ones in print like Doughboy Pantload.

Citations are too much work. Especially when there’s nothing to cite.