The British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa .

Nah, didn’t think so.

I’m sure that President Bush is genuinely sorry (that he’s one of the most unpopular figures in the world, right next to Bin Laden).

Sorry for the people he killed and maimed? Not so much. Does it strike anyone else as odd that this crisis of conscience appears so close to the 2008 elections? I think what we’re seeing is Bush try to deal with his entirely too evident personal and professional problems on the world stage.

The man is a lying sociopath. The vast majority of voters know it, and the GOP knows that the voters know it, but Bush is too crazy to figure out his goose is cooked. Bush, therefore, is subjecting the rest of us to his twisted, self-serving logic and crocodile tears because he thinks it will work.

If the GOP had any brains, they would lock that dangerous fool in the basement of the White House, Goonies-style. Somehow, though, I bet he will petulantly refuse to be satisfied with the occasional Baby Ruth, and will continue saying insane bullshit until the November elections.

As far as speaking/diplomatic calls on his time after this travesty of a presidency has mercifully ended, I’m absolutely sure he could care less. This whole presidenting thing has interfered with his real life enough already. It was fun at the beginning, but those stupid people kept expecting him to work or something. Stupid people.

His environment will be carefully arranged to avoid any confrontation with people who disagree with him. He will perform at a few speaking engagements for sycophant audiences, go golfing with his buddies and never, ever, leave the United States.

Occasionally, it will occur to him that no subsequent President ever calls on him to perform public diplomacy like they do Poppy and Bill but that little concern will soon go away like a tiny raincloud on an otherwise sunny day.

I have picked up no evidence it has been true so far. And it has been years.

In fact, knowing his past drug abuse and general all-around lack of intellectual fiber, I think he’s a prime candidate to very quickly sink into a premature senile dementia marked by blurting out insane nonsense and grabbing nurses’ boobs.

Or, perhaps, he is actually already there.

Despite decades of accusing the elitist ivory towers of academia of being a hot-bed of left wing effete liberalism, Mary Grabar now reveals that academia is actually quite conservative but that conservatism is being pushed out by militant hippie ideologues. The wine-sipping pansy girl liberals in fact are BDSM barbarians, looting and raping there way across the campus-side.

This has been going on under the very noses of the Republicans

Republicans who, until finally alerted by Mary, have never complained about left-wing ideals in academia.

Here’s her proof:

Claes G. Ryn, in the Fall 2007 50th anniversary issue of Modern Age, accurately attributes the decline of intellectual conservatism to an abandonment of tradition, philosophical foundations, and artistic expressions, for a focus on political pragmatism, manifested in a fondness for economics and business. Professor Ryn writes, “in trying to effect a renewal of American and Western society, winning and exercising political power cannot take the place of the patient and demanding intellectual and artistic efforts that, in time, might change the mind and the imagination of a people.”

Yes indeed, a vicious plot by the patchouli scented tofu eaters forced conservatives to abandon institutes of higher learning in droves, for the greener shores of economics, business and political power. When will the lefties stop forcing conservatives into the uninfluential roles of busines executives and corporate lobbyists?

The beliefs may be based on such amorphous and sophistical ideas as “social justice,” “tolerance,” and “multiculturalism,” the traditions may lead back to the communist ideology of the nineteenth century and then through the heyday of radicalism in the sixties, but the means for inculcation are entrenched

The only way to fight the Reds is with a strong diet of discrimination and prejudice! If we start accepting people’s differences than it’ll be as if Stalin, that most tolerant of the Islamo-Commie-Leftists was in charge. Look at Commie China and there unrestrained tolerance, social justice and multiculturalism. That’s what Obama stands for!

What? I’m pretty impressed at Obama’s advanced planning, getting all those stealth operatives through the lengthy process of tenure and advancement.

And I can assure Ms. Grabar that the only throne that most deans and department heads ensconce themselves on is the same throne we all use. Ms. Grabar should experience what it’s like to be an academic department head for a day – she’ll never envy one again.

Obama’s Presidency: Victory in the Culture Wars
By Mary Grabar

An Obama presidency would signal the final salvo by the Left in the culture wars. Obama’s advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans’, presidents’ and department heads’ offices.

the best thinghe can do to make it easier for the next president is to do as little as possible between now and january.

The stupidest single sentence ever uttered by an American president. Even the grammar is pathetic. And the content, taunting an enemy with the power to kill American soldiers, is despicable.

I think the psychotic motherfucker will sleep like a baby. He and Pickles will retire to a gated mansion in Dallas. He’ll spend a lot of time golfing,bike-riding, and wonder why he’s not getting more speaking engagements. I’m sure the trust fund and the Preznitial pension will tide him over before he cuts a lucrative deal with a Saudi prince for a seat on some board somewhere.

I think the legacy of his presidency he’ll treasure most will be the closet with his embroidered jackets and his APEX kimonos, his POTUS mug. He’ll take them out from time to time to remind himself that even though everybody thought Jeb was the better son, he got to be Preznit, dammit.