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By: Sound Salvation Army » Blog Archive » I’d dap that.

Sound Salvation Army » Blog Archive » I’d dap that. — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:20:07 +0000

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By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:36:33 +0000

Jenn, thank you for showing off the superior intellectual capabilities of the conservative base.

“Personally I think he’ a flaming socialist douche bag.”

Byron couldn’t have said it more gracefully. Except that Byron probably would have spelled “he’s” correctly.

By: Tishie

Tishie — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:28:52 +0000

“A video will be coming out of her telling “whitey to die”. Meaning white people!”

I hope the video is contained on a thumb drive, otherwise this could be seriously painful.

By: Caveat

Caveat — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:02:25 +0000

“Personally I think he’ a flaming socialist douche bag.”

Ha ha ha he’s way to the right of our ‘conservative’ Prime Minister here in Canada, although we suck eggs compared with Sweden or the UK, socialism-wise.

Good thing the ‘I think’ was added, although it was used inappropriately.

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Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:42:21 +0000

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By: Ann Althouse's Slowly Tilting Wine Glass

Ann Althouse's Slowly Tilting Wine Glass — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:28:22 +0000

I yearn for the day when the national anthem is “Fuck Tha Police”. I’ll be just like that Michael Bolton guy in Office Space and blast it in my compact.

By: Katie

Katie — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:07:43 +0000

I hope OBAMA throws hip hop concerts on the White house lawn! (“heathengrafix”)

So do I! That would be AWESOME! Seriously, DC is way too stuffy.

By: Katie

Katie — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:05:57 +0000

Can’t… handle… high levels… of ignorance… ::twitches::

By: Doris Kearns Goodwin

Doris Kearns Goodwin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:25:29 +0000

Due to the S1Ws taking over the Black House in 2009, my next historical volume will be reduced to parsing:

“I’m the kind of nigger who is built to last.
You wanna mess with me, I’ll put a boot in your ass.

By: Barack Obama

Barack Obama — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:16:00 +0000

Brenda’s got a big ole butt.
I know I told I’d be true.
But Brenda’s got a big ole butt.
So I’m leaving you.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:29:02 +0000

The J Train said,

June 8, 2008 at 4:56

It’s a little known fact that Obama has been both a Crip and a Blood, as well as a Warrior, a Latin King, and a Newsie.

He’s been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet; a pawn and a king.

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:41:14 +0000

I can get behind all the soul food. Except black eyed peas. They taste like dirt and I think the world’s trying to play an elaborate joke on me pretending they don’t. They’re not food, they’re feed!

By: seth.

seth. — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:19:36 +0000

let me tell you something: if barack obama gets elected president, and i find myself “see[ing] southern fried chicken, black-eyed peas, corn bread, and watermelon as [my] daily meal,” then two of my dreams will have come true.

By: Eugene V. Debs

Eugene V. Debs — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:14:11 +0000

Those who don’t know history are destined to vote Republican.

By: HPD

HPD — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:33:45 +0000

I for one welcome our new elitist ghetto Muslim gangster overlords. They have the best picnics.

By: Moophisto

Moophisto — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:26:36 +0000

They still call it the White House, but that’s a temporary condition, are you with me CC?

By: Johnny Coelacanth

Johnny Coelacanth — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:17:29 +0000

“Personally I think he’ a flaming socialist douche bag.”

That’s because you wouldn’t know socialism if it bit you in the ass.

“I jut think Long Legged Pimp is funny as hell.”

That’s because you’re racist.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:49:28 +0000

Now now, if you are going to quote my blog give credit where credit is due….I did not coin the term long legged pimp, that is courtesy of Obama fan Rev. Manning.

Personally I think he’ a flaming socialist douche bag. I jut think Long Legged Pimp is funny as hell. Good day.

By: rob

rob — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:28:15 +0000

Sean said,

“Being the father of two sons who play little league baseball, I find this hilarious. After every game, we line up the kids for the traditional handshake – but of course, only the adult coaches actually shake hands. The kids all give each other fist bumps.”

Hah! Obama is actually a clandestine little-leaguer! It all makes sense now.

And, even though he lives on the South Side, I bet he roots for the Cubs!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:15:30 +0000

No wonder your time as a Super Power is finally over.

The fear is such that you still capitalize Super Power.