ah, it’s funny ’cause it’s true.

I get why loyalists would want to cling to this meme. I get why we feel strongly enough about our country and our candidates that we will insult our freinds, brothers and countrymen. What I don’t get is if this tape was for sale on Liberty Church’e website, and we assume some people bought it, Where are all of the public copies? Someone at that church could make a quick buck off of it. Or, having hacked the purchase records, breaking and entering is not unheard of in presidential politics. For a DVD to be shot, edited, authored, produced, manufactured and marketed, more than a few peopl must be involved. We aren’t talking about the kind of people that assasinated JFK, just regular folk. If the church had it, they still do. If so, the Obama campaign knows exactly what is on it. So do many other people. Some one of those people, IMHO, would be pro- or anti- Obama enough to make it public, or have it re-edited and make the revision public. I just don’t get why the only evidence of the content is a blogger saying he knows 5 people that know someone that saw it.

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JDRhoades said,

June 5, 2008 at 17:57

““TAPE or NO TAPE, I don’t want this ghetto skank to be first lady!!!”

Yes, that’s from the comments there.”

Don’t forget the commenter who linked to a picture of Michelle Obama photoshopped to look like Zira from Planet of the Apes.

That is so classy. I don’t know why people with that mentality aren’t in important cabinet posts and . . . oh wait. They are. That’s why this country is so fucked right now.

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Huh? Are you kidding me? If it ain’t true say so.
But when various Playboy playmates dance on screen–Baby it is true. The question now isn’t whether I have this video, or even if such a video exist. I have voices in my headanonymous sources, that’s what separates me from you riffraff – and those anonymous sources maintain they have a tape and will drop it on the Dems in the fall. Now if Pam said, “No, and hell no” I would be wondering about my voices. But she punted. The non-denial denial.

Okay, get this… ready? “Shorter Larry Johnson: jive-ass dude ain’t got no brains, anyhow!”

Eh? EH?

Also, I flatly deny your claims, poopy Mcpants.

Look! Lancelot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3gtOHFVB-o
No relation to anything being said here, I just like that song.

Larry’s blog has been overrun with wingnuts pretending to be Democrats. Democrats don’t sit around whining about being the victims of reverse racism – that’s almost exclusively a manifestation of wingnut paranoia.

It looks like Larry (or someone) is taking down comments that mock them, also. What a bunch of thin-skinned ninnies?

How many prayers of thanksgiving do you think Neil Cavuto says for people like Harriet Christian? “A crazy, racist old grandma? And she self-identifies as a Democrat? Score!”

Roger Ebert is probably rolling in his…um…cushy home theater?

When asked about ‘teh video’, Obama replies unequivocally:

We have seen this before. There is dirt and lies that are circulated in emails and they pump them out long enough until finally you, a mainstream reporter, asks me about it,” Obama said to the McClatchy reporter during a press conference aboard his campaign plane. “That gives legs to the story. If somebody has evidence that myself or Michelle or anybody has said something inappropriate, let them do it.”

Okay, an Earthly reader might conclude that a direct denunciation followed by a challenge to produce whatever it is, might be good enough.

Ha ha! Agent Johnson, however, sees through it:

Huh? Are you kidding me? If it ain’t true say so.

But when a politician tap dances on nuance–Baby it is true. My sources have not backed off. They maintain they have a tape and will drop it on the Dems in the fall. Now if Barack said, “No, and hell no” I would be wondering about my sources. But he punted. He went for the weasel word. The non-denial denial.

I’d like to say this was sad, but given the kind of paranoid bullsh*t I’ve watched CIA types pull throughout Central and South America for the last few decades (“We have discovered a secret plan where the Sandinistas will kidnap your children from school and impregnate them with Russian babies!”) and the sh*t which still issues forth daily from the cesspool of Miami’s rightwing Cuban exile nutbags, it’s not surprising at all. Not at all.

Visit wingnut sites? Hell, they QUOTE wingnut sites constantly. FrontPage, FreeRepublic, Renew America, LGF – all of them. Also lots of Fox News (“Gee, you know, that Sean Hannity really makes a lot of sense.”). Super Tuesday was their 9/11. Now they’re gone, lost forever in the misty swamps of Wingnut Island……