Comments on: Revenge of the Liberal Grammar Fascists

By: jon

jon — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:23:37 +0000

Ignatius J. Goldberg is surely going to confound that Myrna Garafalo minx with his latest endeavor! His helpful associates, though largely consisting of degenerates and others of mongoloid stock who could use the wisdom found in the theology and geometry of Boethius if only they could hope to understand its perfection, will surely assist him in this endeavor. And thanks to the paste, his valve will not be a problem.

By: dave

dave — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:18:47 +0000

I must have missed it…why was it that you posted a picture of Newman holding that jar of butt paste?

By: Dimwitted mariner

Dimwitted mariner — Sat, 31 May 2008 21:53:23 +0000

Fucking albatrosses.

By: stringonastick

stringonastick — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:19:30 +0000

Ask Guckert AKA Gannon, I’m willing to bet serious cash that he knows…

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Sat, 31 May 2008 16:31:06 +0000

It is telling that none of the affronted 20%-ers have yet to play the “Scottie’s a homogay gaywad” card. Because it’s right there at the top of the deck. Wonder why they’ve been so reticent?

I just wonder.

By: Thomas Beck

Thomas Beck — Sat, 31 May 2008 13:24:18 +0000

RobW said,

May 31, 2008 at 0:44

That rotting corpse of an albatross is still their meal ticket.

What flavor is it?

Does it come with wafers?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 31 May 2008 09:57:50 +0000

Shippam’s Bloater Paste
I refuse to believe that there is any such thing as “Bloater Paste”. It exists only in the imagination of P. G. Wodehouse.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Sat, 31 May 2008 04:14:16 +0000

Did you know there are people who actually like Jonah Goldberg’s writing?

It’s true! Just a week ago I was visiting my Aunt for her college graduation, and she subscribes to National Review. She’s not a big fan, but she says they have some good writers, like Mark Steyn and Jonah Goldberg.

Seriously. I’m not even kidding.

And then on some message board I badmouthed Jonah and somebody told me to justify my opinion. What kind of world is it where I can’t just say, “res ipsa loquitur” to that?

These are not stupid people, either.

How the heck do you go through life thinking Goldberg isn’t a hack?

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Sat, 31 May 2008 02:40:36 +0000

Hey, that's some of Dr. Boudreaux's fine fine butt paste that ol' Pantload's got a hold of. It's a good one to use on those excoriated peri-anal regions, though as a native New Englander I also feel the need to give a shout out to teh original Bag Balm. Carry on.

By: WereBear

WereBear — Sat, 31 May 2008 02:39:21 +0000

That rotting corpse of an albatross is still their meal ticket.

What flavor is it?

It’s bleedin’ seabird flavor, what do you think?

By: Zuzu's Petals

Zuzu's Petals — Fri, 30 May 2008 23:27:37 +0000

More stupid:

what’s that word again? oh right — read my book

Uhm, that's a phrase, not a word. And speaking of being too lazy to read stuff, Jonah not only didn't bother to read tthe scholar upon whose works he supposedly relied, he "outsourced" the reading AND figuring out : Liberal Fascism: Two Words Next to Each Other

By: free patriot

free patriot — Fri, 30 May 2008 23:16:37 +0000

I’ve read british press clippings from the civil war. The dire predictions and projected transgressions are great comedy

so the doughy pantload has a place waiting for him in history

history remembers the dillwads who were completely wrong and stupid too

it just doesn’t treat them with much respect

one benefit those British pundits enjoyed was anonymity, the doughy pantload ain’t so lucky

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:49:59 +0000

Yes, thanks for the paste! I was going to do a photoshop but I could not find a picture of those red flannel pajamas that Ralph Wiggum wears.

By: Susan of Texas

Susan of Texas — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:46:42 +0000

oops

By: Pepe Le Pew

Pepe Le Pew — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:46:23 +0000

What flavor is it?

Wormwood and gall.

By: RobW

RobW — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:44:17 +0000

That rotting corpse of an albatross is still their meal ticket.

What flavor is it?

By: Susan of Texas

Susan of Texas — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:38:50 +0000

And the Eskimos are now up to 36 words for “asshole global warming deniers.”

By: Fozzetti

Fozzetti — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:17:28 +0000

Pedestrian: (words for snow): you forgot “dope” (see Apartment 3G)

By: sagra

sagra — Fri, 30 May 2008 22:05:42 +0000

Ooooh, thank you for the pasty paste-eater pic!

By: Buffalo Gal

Buffalo Gal — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:44:35 +0000

Johah Goldberg: I have not read the book.

Sydney Smith: I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.

The Columbia World of Quotations. 1996.
NUMBER: 54435
QUOTATION: I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices a man so.
ATTRIBUTION: Sydney Smith (1771–1845), British clergyman, writer. Quoted in The Smith of Smiths, ch. 3, Hesketh Pearson (1934).
BIOGRAPHY: Columbia Encyclopedia.