Comments on: Shorter Michelle Malkin

By: TBogg » Because C-Span II was all booked up with white men a-droning

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By: Kip W

Kip W — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:47:31 +0000

I thought shorter boners were a Limbaugh thing.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:26:40 +0000

ZZ Top has been taken. So true!

By: El Cid

El Cid — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:23:22 +0000

Clearly, the drinking of coffee which comes originally from Ethiopia which today is a Coptic Christian nation which I don’t know what it is but it sounds pretty Muslim is wrong and should not be done by Great American Patriot Conservatives.

By: Just Alison

Just Alison — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:47:10 +0000

Oh, Smut, you’ve got that highly dangerous music scene down in Dunedin, full of gods-know-what radicals and commies. That’s scary enough to a conservative.

Besides, he was probably so charmed by all the sheep he couldn’t see the Islamomenace for the wool being pulled over his eyes.

MC, sorry, but I think you’ve got the best of me on that one. Heath? In the words of the eternally entertaining Pauline Hanson, “Please explain”…

By: Magda Carter

Magda Carter — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:31:14 +0000

“You’d glaze her donut. Admit it.”

MM’s? Or RRs?
I’d glaze a starbucks pastry first.

hey, just alison, hi.
do you think we can ask to keep it clean regarding any oblique references to our Heath? Too fascist, perhaps.
-MC

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:03:16 +0000

Oi, what about us here in New Zealand? How come we don't get a real (but not as pronounced) problem of ~~Christian~~ Islamic radicals seizing governmental power? I feel left out.

By: Just Alison

Just Alison — Fri, 30 May 2008 10:41:42 +0000

On the Epicurious site, the clearly rational, intelligent, thoughtful and well-informed commenter orionsbow2008 had this to say: In Australia and Scandinavia, where the problem of Islamic radicals seizing governmental power is as real but not as pronounced, there is strong opposition leadership that, in effect, has stated that Islam is not compatible with western values and thus not welcome there. Clearly I, merely by virtue of living in Australia (as I have done since birth, nay, conception), lack the insight to perceive the nefarious actions of cunning Islamic radicals and the staunch attempts of the opposition party* to thwart them. Alack for me. Honestly, what a complete tossbag. * The same opposition that was recently unceremoniously booed out of office (tootling my own horn a tad).

By: ahem

ahem — Fri, 30 May 2008 09:51:49 +0000

Steve Hart at The Opinion Mill is suggesting a boycott of Dunkin Donuts. I like it.

Better: complain that they need to stop using arabica beans. Ideally, using ‘Michelle Malkin’ as your name in the complaint.

By: Caveat

Caveat — Fri, 30 May 2008 04:56:08 +0000

Steve Hart at The Opinion Mill is suggesting a boycott of Dunkin Donuts. I like it.

http://theopinionmill.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/dunkin-do-not/

By: lobbey

lobbey — Fri, 30 May 2008 04:25:14 +0000

And on a previous topic… who’s Rachel Ray?

I’m wondering this also, another Z list celeb, or vapid model?

Holy shit. Even the freepers think the Malkin has gone mental:. Well most of them, I just loved the following comment over there for the bug eyed paranoid style, how does this guy (and it must be a guy) ever get through a day:

#49: I gotta go with Michelle on this one. I approve very much of RR. But some trendy little stylist draped this thing over her for the shoot because that’s what the dhimmi, Democrat fashion industry is showing this year: stylish adaptations of burkhas and other terror-wear. Hard to believe, but it’s true.

A few years ago, only a died-in-the-wool campus Marxist or Euro-anti-Semite-Pali-chick would have worn those god-awful black-and-white scarves. They’re part of the fashion industry’s yearning to cozy up to the enemies of the West—just as they used to push those little Soviet stars a decade or so ago. Michelle just called them on it, and she was right to do it. I’ll bet you dollars to doughnuts that Dunkin wouldn’t have responded if their own focus groups hadn’t agreed with Michelle.

Sure, it’s true ordinary folks wear those scarves and burkha-heads in Arabia. But the reason the fashionistas picked up on them is because terrorists wear them. The more our people wear terrorist clothing, the more regular folks will think that maybe those scary murderers aren’t so alien and bad after all. And why do we have to have an army, anyway?

Oh dear, oh dear.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:37:16 +0000

Someone needs to warn ZZ Top about this. ZZ Top has been taken.

By: Tommykey

Tommykey — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:30:55 +0000

Malkin reminds me a little of Bruno Kirby’s character in Good Morning Vietnam: “Sir, in my heart, I know I’m funny.”

Only, in Malkin’s case, “In my heart, I know I struck a blow in the war against terror.”

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:02:18 +0000

Ultra Prime, it seems liek good idea to boycott them for caving on that other boycott, but think for a sec — you just made some poor donut executive’s head explode.

Or maybe I’m high. I dunno.

By: jim

jim — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:37:55 +0000

DD … MM … RR … I see a pattern here.
Someone needs to warn ZZ Top about this.

By: mndean

mndean — Fri, 30 May 2008 02:13:19 +0000

I’m extremely surprised that none of Malkin’s moonbats who comment wished that Rachael would do an Isadora Duncan with her “keffiyah” paisley scarf. I mean, it would’ve been a hateful eliminationist/Islamophobic twofer, something I suspect they couldn’t have resisted. But then, that would require that the cellar dwellers have any knowledge of history beyond what’s fed them daily from the flaming brown bomber. I’m rather relieved they’re so boring with little original thought.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:22:59 +0000

Clearly the only way we can remain safe is for the fashion industry to be based in the GOP headquarters. Once Republicans can style our leading fashions, patriotism will follow, and we will know the traitors by the degree to which they laugh at the new GOP fashions.

By: duncan go-nuts

duncan go-nuts — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:55:44 +0000

I wouldn’t glaze malkin’s donut. not even with ruppert’s toothpick.

By: Arky H8r of VürdPress

Arky H8r of VürdPress — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:44:48 +0000

They’re part of the fashion industry’s yearning to cozy up to the enemies of the West

Oh noes the fashion industries cunning plan to get rid of teh gheys who have infiltrated has been exposed!

Step 1: Cozy up to people who hate teh ghey.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!!

But I forget. These are the same people who gave us Barachmed HUSSEIN Obamani, the Radical Muslim Scary Christian Communist Sissy Boy DhimmicRAT!!

By: slippy hussein toad

slippy hussein toad — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:45:52 +0000

I had a good chortle over the misuse of the phrase dyed-in-the-wool in a wingnut fashion commentary.

Was that a wool scarf that Rachel was wearing?

Could the ad campaign be said to have died in the wool?

Or am I just drunk enough to be having too goddamn much fun?

On another note, when will Michelle Malkin’s 15 minutes be up? Is she useful for anything except head-crushing worldwide-headline-making stupidity?