Now that we know it’s a keffiyeh hiding Ms. Ray’s hickeys, the question needs to be asked, are they Arab hickeys? From more than one Arab person? Male or female, or both? Naughty, naughty, naughty Rachel Ray!

If you feel the same way, consider checking out my event “Scarfin’ Donuts” — I’d like to get a bunch of people to take pictures of themselves with scarves of vaguely-similar types (or whatever you can get your hands on) at coffee shops and/or DD.

I explain in this blog post

There’s also a Ning social network and a Flickr group, where I hope to get people to upload their pix.

Help me tell these people to jump in a lake, won’t you? Please spread the word.

http://scarfindonuts.ning.com/

Actual home page part:
A week of regrets
Rachael Ray, Hillary Clinton, and others wish they could take back their actions this week. » The buzz

When you click on the story, you get this article:
Ever open your mouth and wish you’d just kept it closed? Join the club. This week, several famous folks made comments they’d like stricken from the record. Take a look back at the awkward gaffes from the week that was.

Rachael Ray’s controversial… scarf?
We never thought scarves could be “controversial,” but then again, we’ve never had our neckwear critiqued by millions of people. Rachael Ray wore a fringed scarf for a recent Dunkin Donuts ad, and a blogger pointed out that scarf was similar to “the type typically worn by Muslim extremists.” Others voiced their opinions and pretty soon, Dunkin Donuts pulled the ad. The New York Times recaps this textbook example of the Web’s massive influence.

* huddles in a ball under bed, whimpering *

Breaking: Michelle was scooped by Pam Atlas. Go figure.

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Of course she was – because 2 bOObs are better than 1….

Oh G*d – now I need to wash my brain out with bleach for even thinking that!!!!

Do you not realize Michelle is in this business for herself?

She’s hit the Gravy Train.

Several times I asked her to put up and shut up. I asked her to go to war for her beliefs. At no time did she.

What she does have going for her is she’s a very attractive woman.

She knows that.

That’s how she manipulates.

Again, I’ll ask Michelle to put up or shut up.

Michelle, If you so strongly believe in George W’s war then I expect you to volunteer.

OK, too much to ask for a vein individual as yourself.

Troubled

Nah, it’s actually the original PC

Breaking: Michelle was scooped by Pam Atlas. Go figure.

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JR, I went to that site just to see what you were talking about and found something very interesting. This Pam Geller of AtlasShrugs2000 is right up there on the Wacky-Meter with Malkin & Coulter.

Check out the Eagle Atop a Star symbol on Pam Gellers page about half way down the on the rightside.

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/05/rachel-ray-dunk.html

The symbol is very similar to the Nazi Eagle Atop Swastika which is the formal symbol of Adolph Hitler’s Third Reich. The Nazi Party began using this symbol in the 1930’s to represent the power and strength of the party.

see Nazi symbol here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle_atop_swastika

Using Neocon logic, Geller is a supporter of the Nazi’s hatred of Jews.

She’s also used hair products, which are mainly made in China.

So she’s a Chinaman too. And China is Communist.

So she’s a Chinese Communist Muslim.

Wait… WE ALL ARE!!!

If Pammy was an Angelino, rather than a New Yorker, she’d have seen it! Everyone knows that NY-area Dunkin’ Donuts are Ay-rab-owned. Consider the post 9/11 boycott attempt alleging outrages against the U.S. flag at two NE New Jersey stores and failure to support the rescuers at Ground Zero ( http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/dunkin.html or http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bldd-boycott.htm ). Consider also last year’s suit by a Palestinian DD franchisee over corporate-imposed pork products, which prompted a Malkin circle-jerk ( http://michellemalkin.com/2007/07/11/muslim-dunkin-donuts-owner-sues-over-pork/ ).

To certain people, Dunkin’ Donuts = Muslim. Some of these people excuse Ray’s naivete because she doesn’t “live, eat, and breathe [Islamophobia] like we do”, as one of Malkin’s commenters put it. These people will see the creeping Caliphate and its evil-doers and enablers everywhere. How could they not?

Probably just waitin’ to tell people how Malkin sucks cock like a vacuum cleaner with a puffer fish on the end…

Elliot said,

May 29, 2008 at 4:36

I sure hope her boyfriend wears an asbestos condom.

Hey, we were outside smoking some cigarettes and taking out the trash. You don’t have to keep it up anymore.

I find it incredibly reassuring to know that there are websites devoted to the adventures of affable Austrian giantess foreign ministers.