Comments on: Sunday Night Housekeeping

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:28:11 +0000

pedestrian: Your grandmother hated you.

It’s possible. She hated most things. I think that she was mostly just bored.

By: aw

aw — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:08:08 +0000

HA HA! Brilliant. You win.

By: t Winslow Howell

t Winslow Howell — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:54:53 +0000

’57 Beatnik said,
May 26, 2008 at 17:22

On the fence, off the fence!!
Why so fucking tense, Spence?

ME bo BE bo a doooo.

Bonobo!

yeah!

By: t Winslow

t Winslow — Tue, 27 May 2008 09:38:26 +0000

aw and Robert Spencer walk into a bar.

That’s pretty much it, the audience chuckles at their humourlessness. Fade to black.

By: aw

aw — Tue, 27 May 2008 09:18:52 +0000

Maybe you should start telling jokes that are funny. Then they might recognised as jokes.

Never mind.

By: t Winslow Howell

t Winslow Howell — Tue, 27 May 2008 07:40:34 +0000

a lesser imp said,

May 26, 2008 at 18:53

t Whiney Hole wrote this drivel:

Damn. I thought this was a humor blog? I know, it wasn’t that funny, but still…

Wait, was the joke that you conflated Ike and Ikea? And thus, Sweden?

I really hope it was, ‘cuz that would win the coveted “Most Fucking Stupid Joke I’ve Ever Heard” award… it comes complete with a cash prize of all the coins in my sofa, plus a heaping cup of STFU. If they’re feeling extra-special generous today, perhaps my fellow commenters will toss in the giant bag of dicks…

Congrats for getting the joke. Dear god it took you all long enough. Maybe you should stop tossing the bag o dicks and, ah, nevermind.

By: t Winslow Howell

t Winslow Howell — Tue, 27 May 2008 07:32:05 +0000

Uncle Mike said,
Damn. I thought this was a humor blog? I know, it wasn’t that funny, but still…

It was just like humor, only without all that funny junk!

I know, shoulda gone with the ‘turd sandwiches’ references.
Gotta know your audience.

By: Red

Red — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:23:24 +0000

pedestrian: Your grandmother hated you.

By: Snorghagen

Snorghagen — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:02:25 +0000

The Backbone Cabal was waaaay before my time. I first learned of them years later when I read about their attempts, up to about 1988, to keep sexual content from appearing online.

They were not entirely successful. [giggle]

By: not even an mba

not even an mba — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:18:44 +0000

I meant one of the snot nosed kids these days. Well maybe not quite “kid” but certainly not old enough to remember USENET. And I most certainly did not mean that I was one of the cabal. There is no backbone cabal.

By: not even an mba

not even an mba — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:04:57 +0000

Don’t google TINC. Kids these days (actually, I’m one of them) have no sense of history. Where have you gone unrelated kibo, a nation turns it’s lonely feeds to you. 404.

By: a lesser imp

a lesser imp — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:04:08 +0000

Yeah, I guess if you can’t read, you can’t check references.

Yeah, Bob, glad to see you using the “it’s the readers job to figure out if I’m full of shit” defense. That one has been a favorite of cranks since time immemorial. Actually, it’s your job as the writer to convince the reader that you’re not just another know-nothing blowhard talking out his ass.

Anyway, my conclusion is that your writing is hackish and intentionally misleading. Your worldview is delusional and deeply paranoid. The political philosophy you support is antiquated, weak, and doomed to failure.

So, yeah, basically I wish you the best of luck with that. However, in the meantime I do wish you’d stop infecting your fellow travelers with your mental issues and inane writings about what are actually complex and serious problems.

By: joel hanes

joel hanes — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:56:20 +0000

There is No Backbone Cabal!

Damn. I bet you remember email with bang-paths and everything.

World has changed a bit since the days of The Great Renaming, ne?

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:55:03 +0000

Don’t make me get out the homemade sauerkraut.

My grandmother tricked me into eating sauerkraut cake once. She claimed it was a German thing. I think she’s full of shit.

By: not even an mba

not even an mba — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:54:18 +0000

It’s my personal experience that people like Robert Spencer loves them some juicy turd sandwiches. I’m not saying that Robert Spencer is currently in the process of re-digesting someone elses lunch, but the evidence is there for you to judge.

By: a lesser imp

a lesser imp — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:53:37 +0000

t Whiney Hole wrote this drivel:

Damn. I thought this was a humor blog? I know, it wasn’t that funny, but still…

Wait, was the joke that you conflated Ike and Ikea? And thus, Sweden?

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:50:07 +0000

So Barack Obama:

A. is a Muslim serving the interests of the Global IslamoFascist Evildom.
B. is a former Muslim who may or may not be killed by the Global IslamoFascist Evildom, depending on when he hit puberty.
C. belongs to an angry America-hating Black Christian church.
D. is a godless communist

I’d really appreciate if these guys would stick to their Final Answer already, since this is becoming too confusing.

You aren’t using the logic of the Religious Right. ALL of those would make Obama a pawn of Satan. Since there are at least FOUR ways that he may potentially be working for Satan, chances are pretty high that at least one of those is true. Of course, he might not be, but odds are four to one.

By: fardels bear

fardels bear — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:37:06 +0000

Is it ia common usage to call the sandwich made with corned beef a “Reuben” and the one with Pastrami a “Rachel?”

Because that is the way I learned it.

By: Snorghagen

Snorghagen — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:35:05 +0000

Is Robert Spencer eating a turd sandwich so chock full of juicy turds that the turds drip down his chest? Probably not.

Probably not, but it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

By: gbear

gbear — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:32:09 +0000

Well, I know I’m not having lunch now…