Oh, come on now, this is just netroot paranoia writ mainstream. They’ve been saying for 6 years that Bush would “declare martial law and suspend the elections.” I’d like to point out that the uber-Clinton haters said the same thing in 2000 (um, well…they did almost have to pry the Clintons off the wallpaper of the WH, but Bill & Hill managed to finally leave with the furniture). If you’re really afraid of martial law being declared, here’s a hint: don’t riot, don’t bomb things, don’t re-enact 1968 with 2008 communications and weaponry.

http://theanchoressonline.com/2008/05/21/astrologers-and-scary-bush/

What generosity of spirit! What a collection of trackbacks in one place!

There’s something wrong about a government that will take condoms but blockade food, water, and medical supplies.

This woman does the Dance of the Seven Veils of Wingnuttery constantly. She juggles wordly cattery with pious murmerings and bloodthirsty outburst. She’s like K-Lo, only crazy. Which means…

The Anchoress is to K-Lo :: Malkin/Oshry are to Althouse/McArdle

If we could reduce wingnuttia to mathematical formulas, maybe we could predict their behavior. Oshry’s still out there, free as a loon, and a time bomb waiting to go off.

The upside of this is that that’s all they’ve got and boy is the public going to be tired of it by November.

Why should his wife Michelle be off limits when Hillary’s husband wasn’t and John McCain’s spouse won’t be?

Hillary’s husband was the president you blithering idiot, and therefore a political target. Cindy McCain has extensive ties to corporate lobbyists and has bankrolled his political career (after he divorced his crippled wife in the hospital to marry Cindy, his filthy rich beer-heiress mistress.) I’m sure that’s perfectly in keeping with the Catholic family values you wear conspicuously on your sleeve, Lizzie. Unlike Obama, the happily married-only-once family man.

So yeah, Cindy “Cruella” McSame is not “off limits, because unlike Michelle Obama, Cruella is hip-deep in political scandal, which she knows her tax returns would clearly show.

Lizzie’s Catholic family values. Gotta love ‘em.

I say wall the Anchoress in.

Priorities in order

Yeah. I mean, could the UN stop thinking about cock for like 2 minutes? Of all the irresponsible… you’ve got people clinging to palm trees over there- still- as the water rising all around them, and the UN is flying in, flinging some condoms at them and zooming away. What the fuck. And don’t pretend you don’t know what people are going to do with them- they’re not going to make balloon Jesuses out of them, I assure you.

I use it ironically… but usually only around white people.

So, Michelle made a remark about “whitey.” Liberals are always badmouthing “whitey!” It’s not a racial thing, it’s an elitist thing!

Jebus K Rist on a pogo stick – who the hell uses the word “whitey” anymore? That shit went out with afros and granny glasses. I don’t even think you’d find the word “whitey” on the Nation of Islam website, much less find a left-leaning blog that used “whitey” in any context except tongue firmly in cheek.

She doesn’t get out much, does she? I guess that’s self-evident.

boogety bob di wooga blahva EEE! EEE!! EEEEEE!!!

In 2004 John Kerry was a good guy because he was drafted and stayed on the ground in Vietnam for 16 weeks.

Kerry joined the US Naval Reserve while in college at Yale. After graduation, he took his commission and enlisted as an officer. He was not drafted, you silly, fact-challenged bitch. Even DFHs like me know that you don’t get made an officer when you get drafted, and you don’t get drafted into the Navy!

Idiot.

I may have forgotten to close a snark tag .

I mean, It’s not like Michelle flew jets in wartime and dropped bombs on people, which I guess you could argue Bill Clinton, as CIC did, too. Although somehow that didn’t bother the Dems before. I’m sorry, I can’t keep these ever-changing standards straight.

Her complaint is that Democrats said that military experience was good for John Kerry, but bad for John McCain. If she had said that, she would be obtuse, but not necessarily insane. Instead she seems to think that ordering a war is literally the same as flying bombers in a war, spouses are equivalent to candidates, and boogety bob di wooga blahva EEE! EEE!! EEEEEE!!!

Uh-huh. That is why there is a routine spike in births about 9 months after them.

As to the Wankeress, perhaps she can blow up her head (which is quite obviously empty) and just float out of our lives. Just because she has never had sex does not mean the rest of us share her perversions.