Comments on: Shorter John Hinderaker

By: Chimera

Chimera — Thu, 22 May 2008 07:22:03 +0000

themann1086 hit the anthrax; arky the Beltway Snipers. There were also a coupla eco guys in the NW who torched a few SUVs who were then convicted as — you guessed it — terrorists; eco-terrorists, but terrorists nonetheless unther the Patriot Act. And there’s some guy in ?Texas? who set of a bomb in front of a courthouse a few years back who’s being prosecuted as a terrorist. It seems I remember one more incident, but details escape me.

But, y’know, none of those were moosloomofascist terrorist attacks, so they don’t count, right? Right!?!?!

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:18:37 +0000

The fact is that 51% of Americans have had 0% of the Presidents and that has to change.

So will all of y’all who intend to vote only on the basis of XX chromosomes be out there campaigning for the GOP if they run Liddy Dole or some other prominent Republican woman for president next time around?

By: SomeNYGuy

SomeNYGuy — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Clinton Supporters Count Too said,
May 21, 2008 at 10:31

Also, i’d imagine Clinton gets a few more delegates

I’d better clean my glasses; I read that last word as “degenerates.”

Then again, maybe I was just thinking of WordPress.

By: free patriot

free patriot — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:04:08 +0000

There has not been a single terrorist attack on the homeland, ???

so what exactly happened on September 11, 2001 ???

aws that not a single act of terrorism ???

and wasn’t bush the presnit ???

and wasn’t bush warned on August 6, 2001 ???

so that’s a LIE

By: George W. Bush

George W. Bush — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:58:30 +0000

You libs will see. Some day they will be comparing me to that John Q. Polk guy who saved America from the Mexican menace and made Texas safe for slaves or Teddy Roosevelt who saved us from the Japanese. I’ll be up on that list with the great presidents right next to Jefferson Davis. Then you libs will be laughing out of the other end of your colon.

By: Je support les troops

Je support les troops — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:24:27 +0000

Ah, Ms. Mulabay. One can dream, can’t he?

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:19:39 +0000

After all, there were no further attacks on US soil after the first bombings of the World Trade Center, at least until that unfortunate Bush fellow took office.

I’m sure that if there were a major terrorist attack nine months after Obama takes office, conservatives would be happy to heap the responsibility on George W. Bush.

By: FGFM

FGFM — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:15:07 +0000

IBD once editorialized on their front page that the MSM was washed up because Rush Limbaugh’s TV show was getting higher ratings than Dan Rather in Yuba City. Limbaugh’s show was canceled soon thereafter and Rather continued on CBS for over a decade.

By: Jersey Tomato

Jersey Tomato — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:01:47 +0000

Wow, if “no further attacks on US soil” is the measure of greatness, then surely the wingnuts will admit that Bill Clinton was the greatest! After all, there were no further attacks on US soil after the first bombings of the World Trade Center, at least until that unfortunate Bush fellow took office. QED: wingnuts agree, Bill Clinton is the most successful President ever!

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:00:08 +0000

enough to make parody hide behind the water heater cutting her arms with a sharpened Glassjaw CD

This is why I love Gavin.

By: Blue Buddha

Blue Buddha — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:54:38 +0000

kiki said,

May 21, 2008 at 14:08

I like Winslow’s quirky lower-case ‘t’ followed by the cap ‘W’. It’s quirky.

In fact, I think I’m gonna use it. From now on I shall refer to all obnoxious one-trick trolls as ‘tWats’.

The “t” is silent.

By: corn-speckled turd

corn-speckled turd — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:40:01 +0000

In the category of stink, t Winslow Bonehead cleans my clock.

By: not even an mba

not even an mba — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:38:44 +0000

I'd like to point out that despite the constant battles being waged by Dero and Tero, no Agarthan scorpion-men riding cybernetic dinosaurs have broken free from the Hollow Earth and laid waste to any cities, let alone American ones. Clearly this show how great a presidency this is and that the US is well suited to being the World's Policeman (in charge of the Agarthan scorpion-men beat).

By: kiki

kiki — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:08:15 +0000

I like Winslow’s quirky lower-case ‘t’ followed by the cap ‘W’. It’s quirky.

In fact, I think I’m gonna use it. From now on I shall refer to all obnoxious one-trick trolls as ‘tWats’.

By: Arky H8r of VürdPress

Arky H8r of VürdPress — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:26:21 +0000

No one tell Hindsniffer that the Beltway Snipers were tried and convicted as terrorists, it might ruin his day.

But the Democrats (and Republicans, too) depicting him as villain will one day regret it.

I hope so. I hope those lazy fuckers regret depicting him as a villain when they should have been treating him like a villain by shipping his ass off to the Hague.

By: atheist

atheist — Wed, 21 May 2008 10:45:03 +0000

Lotta pie out today

By: t Winslow Howell

t Winslow Howell — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:42:15 +0000

Some Guy said,
May 21, 2008 at 10:56

12% of Americans also have had 0% of the Presidents (and some of them are part of your 51%) plus they got to enjoy the first 16 of them while living in pens, Winslow Counts Too.

Whoa, calm down there Chester. 0% of me not understanding wahtever it is you are on about.

Didn’t all three Presidential hopefuls either vote for or voted absent for your precious bill, spam troll? What the fuck is your point?

Well you got me there. Can’t get a point by you.

I’d like to find the person who decided that “Backspace” should equal, “Go Back to Last Webpage” and punch them in the face with a kitten.

By: Johnny Coelacanth

Johnny Coelacanth — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:18:05 +0000

Clinton Supporters Count Too said,

May 21, 2008 at 10:27

Me gusta la empanada

Heh, indeed.

By: Johnny Coelacanth

Johnny Coelacanth — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:10:30 +0000

“The fact is that 51% of Americans have had 0% of the Presidents and that has to change.”

The fact is, you’re a boring troll, and that is never going to change. Eat pie, and enjoy voting for McCain in November.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:56:59 +0000

12% of Americans also have had 0% of the Presidents (and some of them are part of your 51%) plus they got to enjoy the first 16 of them while living in pens, Winslow Counts Too.

Didn’t all three Presidential hopefuls either vote for or voted absent for your precious bill, spam troll? What the fuck is your point?

I’d like to find the person who decided that “Backspace” should equal, “Go Back to Last Webpage” and punch them in the face with a kitten.