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Uatu: It probably would have been pretty messed up.

The end.

Playing the world-wise crank isn’t going to work for you if you don’t understand the shit you’re flinging. All of us don’t live in a world where Obama and the CPUSA sponsored the Farm Bill, Ceausescu was overthrown by the Marine Corps, and DFH-bashing is trenchant social commentary. You will be surprised to learn that our sun actually sets in the west.

Oh look, another midget steps up. Read the fucking links dumbass.

See, the point here isn’t proving that I know what’s wrong with the Farm Bill. I could tell you that. The point is, perhaps similar to if you had made a glib comparison to appeasement without actually knowing who Chamberlain was, to see if you can actually explain what you’re gibbering about.

I don’t think you do.

Floyd County, Kentucky: Clinton 11,215 votes, Obama 653.

I’m sure they all made a detailed comparison of the proposed health care plans.

Also the Edgar Rice Burroughs’ John Carter of Mars series.

Gibbon said that it happened in several places in North Africa, which helps to explain how the Muslim armies were able to conquer it so quickly. The rich were tired of paying taxes to the Romans, the poor were tired of being conscripted into armies and being told what to do with their dingles, and the clergy were mostly adherents of the Donatist heresy. The Donatists were like the Hillary supporters of their day – when they lost in the general councils of the church, they said fuck it, let the Muslims win. (Actually it may have been that they preferred paying a tax to being tortured and executed.)

Yeah, what about all the $$$ I give to KeepWhiteyDown.org?

I really love how the end game in every wingnut conquest wet dream is ” and then the people rise up and revolt against its rulers and we are greeted as liberators.” Really? Has that ever happened in real life, I mean outside of Honor Harrington books?

Galactic D.

It has probably happened somewhere, sometime. But it’s got to be rare as hen’s teeth. The colonialist clusterfuck has got to be 100 times more common.

The fact that they keep repeating that script regardless of its lack of reality suggests to me:

one that they have some serious, festering psychological issues,

two that there probably are some smart, evil people who keep feeding them that line.

The smart, evil people probably don’t believe it either, but find the effect useful.

You need to move on. Do some good. Save some Haitians and write to your congresspeep.

sayit brother! Forget the student loans, so what if your parents told you an “English Major” is the key to success. Fucking hippies leaving your generation stranded and deep in debt.
Like I’ve been saying all along-
http://www.habitat.org/cd/local/

http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW_by_State.shtml

There. Look! People you can spam your crap who actually might give a shit! I know, I know, it’s not as much fun as trying to fill the void in your life, because mom and dad never loved you, by annoying strangers on the intertubes, but let’s be honest with ourselves here: they’re NEVER going to love you. You need to move on. Do some good. Save some Haitians and write to your congresspeep.

But I would have gone for ‘fricka-frackin’ on the last line.

America, baby, 1776. USA! USA!
Romania, 1989. Put the Ceau?escus on the wall and shoot!

Tell us, M. Howell, what is so terrible about the Farm Bill.

Oh look, another midget steps up. Read the fucking links dumbass.

Bonus points: why it is more significant than Clinton routinely declaring war on Iran on the stump.

Further bonus points… oh, dude, you’re all drunk too. hey what about geraldine ferraro and that bill orielly, man that is some awesome shit right? and that 911, no way that building fell down without Cheney…

Oh, the horror.

Dude. You need to relax. You need to get out of your mom’s basement and see the world, brush the tofu crumbs off your cheeks and get out there son.
http://www.habitat.org/cd/local/
Write us when youve done something positive.