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Foreskins of the world, Unite!

We got Jonah Goldbrick’s book saying that because the Left shunned fascism back in the ’30s while US industrialists like IBM and Ford (motors) embraced it, therefore all leftists are Nazi-loving fascists.

We got Michele Mal-kin (bad relatives?) who is so stupid she got fired off of FOX!

Now sPam Pratfall declares that any scarf with a loose edge is jihadi-wear, despite the pattern not matching at all. Hey, I have it on good authority that Arafat wore SOCKS!

How is it that 28% of this nation still believes the blatant lies from these welfare junkies?

Just to be serious here for a minute:
Charlie Chaplin had the mustache long before Hitler. And word has it that Hitler loved Chaplin’s work so much that he adopted the mustache.

So Chaplin makes the Great Dictator in response, (for you kids under 30, in the Great Dictator, Chaplin plays two roles, Hinkel (Hilter) and a Jewish barber who fought for Germany in WWI and was then hospitalized for decades. The barber gets better right when Hitler starts persecuting the Jews and the barber has no idea why the Nazi police keep harrassing him. Hilarity ensues. Like when he tries to wash off the Star of David that the police paint on his shop window!

Chaplin made this film right before the US got involved in WWII. Hitler heard he was making a film about him, and was all excited to see Chaplin. Hitler had it screened privately, asked to see it again, and then banned it in Germany and never spoke of it again.

You kids don’t know about this movie because:
1) it’s more then 2 years old, and you kids don’t know of anything that existed before 2006.
2) it’s in Black and White, and you kids can’t see anything that’s not in color.
3) it hasn’t been remade starring Ashton Kutcher, or some other can’t-act 20-something (and making sure to remove everything that made the original movie any good).

For those interested here are some clips, so you can see what a genius Chaplin was.

Dancing with The World:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IJOuoyoMhj8

The Great Speech:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5IvPIWzQcUY

Forget circumcision trolls, Creed supporters, Zionist Randian Objectivists. If the Zombie Hordes of Rachel Ray get wind of this, we’ll all be pureed in a blender, stuffed into a pre-baked pie shell, topped with Dream Whip and canned fruit and offered for sale for under forty bucks a day!!!!

Better late than never, I suppose. As soon as I read this dribble of spit, I immediately thought of this picture, but couldn’t remember where I saw it. Now, I share it with the rest if you. It should be referenced each and every time some assclown spouts this sort of moronity.

Hey, Pammykins, are you offended that this guy is wearing one? Go ahead, you tell him he has no right.

It’s probably just me.

It’s actually a video. Rachael talks about having your coffee with skim milk, which is obviously a coded message to all the deep-cover Islamojihaditerrists.

Ssssip.

You’re right. I’ll go put in another crayon.