May
15

Shorter Bryan Fischer




Posted at 15:48 by Gavin M.

The Truth About Homosexuality And The Nazi Party

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Fischer: “Putsch, putsch, in the butch…”

  • Gays are the homosexuals of Liberal Fascism.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

Also cf., and cf., and especially cf.:

Religious Right Groups Involved in Antigay Incidents
Abiding Truth Ministries

Launched by attorney Scott Lively, co-author of the controversial book, The Pink Swastika, the mission of Abiding Truth Ministries and its affiliated Pro-Family Law Center is to “oppose the ‘gay’ movement and its destructive agenda by providing essential pro-family information and resources.” Lively also leads the American Family Association of California.
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226 Comments »

  1. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:32

    Gays are the homosexuals fascists of liberal fascism.

    Fixed.

  2. Log Cabin Nazi said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:32

    Zuerst!

  3. Log Cabin Nazi said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:32

    Scheiße!!

  4. Boy Called Sue said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:36

    It is true that Nazi Germany fostered an attitude of he-man manly manlikeness, what with the idolization of the Army and the confinement of women to domesticity (kinder, kirche, und kuche).

    It is true that some of the old-guard SS brownshirts assaulted some pages at a gala in the mid-thirties.

    However, if homosexuals are responsible for the Second World War and the Holocaust, then white people as a whole are responsible as well, because there were a whole lot of white folk trying to kill the undesirables, and a whole lot of white folk trying to stop the killing.

    So blaming Nazi Germany on teh ghey is a dog that won’t hunt.

  5. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:36

    Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.

    Oh yeah, totally. Just go to any gay bar.

  6. jon said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:39

    “Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.”

    Chic? Such a tired word, plus that’s not the full explanation: It’s that Werner Klemperer is such a fabulous queen that it’s just so camp to dress Aunt Bob in a Stalag 13 Kommandant while he judges the Tom of Finland bootlicking contests at the Leather Ball. And a little Major Hoffsteddr on the side just isn’t complete without his cute little swastika.

    And the overweight security guard at the hotel? He knows nothingk, nothingk!

  7. D.N. Nation said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:40

    Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.

    Are you sure it’s some circles? Are you sure it isn’t…NOTHING?

  8. Flying Fox said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:42

    To quote Hank Hill, “I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.”

  9. mat said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:46

    Gays are the liberals of fascist Homoism? Eh?

    Goddamn if I can keep up with a wingnut’s Pantloadian logic any more.

  10. Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:47

    That is one of the most intellectually dishonest piece of tripe you guys have found yet. Bryan says that some Nazis were homosexual and some homosexuals wear Nazi gear; therefore, homosexuals should stop whining about their persecution in 2008. Gavin, your tying that into Liberal Fascism is PERFECT, because this uses the exact same argument. Nicely done.

  11. Mark said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:48

    That dude is seriously fucked up. Jesus has apparently given him some bad info.

  12. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:50

    …although the Republicans did persecute homosexuals, the homosexuals the Republicans persecuted were almost exclusively the effeminate members of the gay community in the US , and that much of the mistreatment was administered by Republican homosexuals who despised effeminacy in all its forms.

    “not ten percent of the men who, in 1994 , took the fate of the US into their hands, were sexually normal.”

    Bush’s mercenaries, the dreaded private army, better known as “Blackwater ,” were the creation of another Republican, Erik Prince, and it’s members were almost exclusively Republican . They [Republicans] also, sadly, comprised most of the leadership of the Boy Scouts , resulting in frequent instances of sexual molestation.

    The Blackwater mercenaries were Bush’s enforcers. Erik Prince recruited Republicans into Blackwater because Prince felt the US needed “a proud and arrogant lot who could brawl, carouse, smash windows, kill and slaughter for the hell of it.

    Fixed.

  13. stryx said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:52

    Don’t be stupid
    Be a smarty….

    Haven’t we seen pictures of actual American Nazis dressed up like brownshirts?

    And aren’t they generally overweight slovenly slob slobs?

  14. J-Bob said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:59

    “In fact, the Nazi Party began in a gay bar in Munich…”

    Around the same time that the Ku Klux Klan was being founded in a little juke joint in Harlem.

  15. Bigby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 16:59

    If wankers like Fischer (hmmm, innnnterestink Namensrechtschreibung Herr Fischer!) were kicked in the swingers (with steel toed jackboots) every single time the motherfuckers ‘published’ obvious logical fallacies (on par with ‘that GOP candidate spoke in front of Nazis therefore all GOP are Nazis…oh wait; they are) they’d HALT sehr schnell.

  16. Blue Buddha said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:01

    Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.

    Yeah, if you call studded leather caps, leather chaps and leather vests a standard Nazi uniform.

  17. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:02

    And aren’t they generally overweight slovenly slob slobs?

    You must be thinking of the bear wing of Homofascism. Not everyone who doesn’t haconform to glam twink conceptions of beauty is a slob. Next time try to be a little more open-minded. Now, into the oven with you.

  18. Davis said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:04

    I would guess that the percentage of Nazis who were self loathing homosexuals matches that of today’s Republican Party.

    We should reflect on some of the great things that have evolved in modern times. Gays coming out and becoming full members of society is one. The closeted ones secret still leading miserable, secret lives tend to be Republican, don’t they?

  19. Marita said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:07

    OT: Paging Mikey and also any others who might want to go to PDX. Trying to confirm date for PDX sadly/bachelor festivities. Anyone interested, e-mail me at the username above @mit.edu , and let me know what days (2nd/3rd/4th) you’d be able to make it…

    Then we’ll solidify the date, and focus on a place.

    (We’ll also see about getting a post up to discuss it, so that we don’t miss people who don’t see these comments in threads.

  20. Arky H8r of VurdPress said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:08

    Nope, not gonna do it.

    It’s a nice day and I’m not going to ruin it by reading the ravings of some homophobic wank who probably gropes little girls and tells himself it’s ok because at least they’re females.

  21. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:09

    haconform = happens not to conform. That sounded wordy, so I shortened it.
    Expect many more changes as we transition from grammar to gaymar.

  22. Arky H8r of VurdPress said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:09

    Pre-emptive FU:

    Needless to say, suggestions that this dipshit is in fact gay have my whole hearted FU.

  23. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:20

    He’s right about Roehm, enamored with the idea of re-animating The Sacred Ban and about the Night of the Long Knives and such but I had no idea my peoples were responsible for the Holocaust! I also like when they say things like “one researcher said” without of course, any sort of citation or attribution whatsoever. But my peepuls duz the Teh Nazi Drag? Who knew?

    My favorite part though was where the footnotes, you know, should be where it says, “The views expressed by RenewAmerica columnists are their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of Alan Keyes,…..”

  24. Gary Ruppert said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:23

    The fact is, you are missing the point. The Nazis killed the effiminate faggots, or in their parlance, bottoms. The nazis were TOPS, and they were butch, and enjoyed sodomizing gay and straight boys and women, if they were turned around they would do. Their spirit lives on in hte Lavender Mafia of today, running hollywood, publishing, the media and indoctrinating our children. They are also mostly Democrats. I’ll bet Obama is actually a secret homosexual fag, which is why he doesn’t want the Muslims to know.

  25. Von Pseud said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:25

    “Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.”

    This dread conspiracy has also roped in Prince Harry.

    The fact is you can’t trust the Aristo-Homos. Never forget that.

  26. J-Bob said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:27

    http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?sid=328

    “In 1942, the death penalty was instituted for homosexuality. Offenders in the German military were routinely shot. “That wasn’t a punishment,” Himmler explained, “but simply the extinguishing of abnormal life. It had to be got rid of, just as we pull out weeds, throw them on a heap, and burn them.” ”

    So should we read this as just another campy quip from a mincing old queen?

  27. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:28

    What pedestrian said,
    May 15, 2008 at 16:50

    You’ve again earned my fervent adoration…….wanna get together later?….you can dress up like Poland and I can invade you?

  28. professor fate said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:28

    “Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.”

    It also seems to be a bit of a hit with the man running Formula One Racing – Much to Formula One’s embarasment.

  29. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:32

    Famous Nazi hunter Elie Weisel was sent to Auschwitz, where he discovered that the head of his part of the camp “loved children,” and observed that “there was a considerable traffic in young children among homosexuals there.”

    A Nazi administrator at Treblinka, according to one historian, “had a harem of little Jewish boys” and “sought in Treblinka only the satisfaction of his homosexual instincts.”

    I’m going to say this again, not because anyone here doesn’t know it, but because every time an idiot writes something like this, it needs to be said:

    GAY PEOPLE ARE NOT PEDOPHILES!!!

    Gay men are attracted to men, not children. Men who are attracted to children are overwhelmingly straight (if you could call it that) and tend to be attracted to the femininity of pretty young boys. Also,

    Hermann Goering (who may not have been homosexual but who liked to dress in drag, paint his nails and put rouge on his cheeks),

    Transvestite does not = gay.

  30. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:34

    Well, personally Gary….I think Obama is actually a heterosexual fag.

  31. Monkay said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:35

    Nazi Germany became the horror that it was because it rejected both Christianity . . .
    No, he didn’t

  32. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:38

    wanna get together later?….you can dress up like Poland and I can invade you?

    Alright, but you have to let me bring France. He’s a sub power bottom, you’ll LOVE him.

  33. El Cid said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:39

    So why couldn’t the Nazis on trial for war crimes plead gay rage?

  34. J-Bob said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:42

    Fischer is relying on the book The Pink Swastika by Scott Lively. Here’s a little info on Lively (for someone who’s so taken with the idea that the supposed gay Nazis were hung up on “masculinity,” Lively sure seems to stress the whole “masculine” thing himself) :

    http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?pid=1426

    Lively argues in a widely-circulated tract called Masculine Christianity. “For every motherly, feminine ministry of the church such as a Crisis Pregnancy Center or ex-gay support group we need a battle-hardened, take-it-to-the-enemy masculine ministry like [the anti-abortion group] Operation Rescue.”

    Lively identifies “the enemy” as not only homosexuals, but also what he terms “homosexualists,” a category that includes anyone, regardless of sexual orientation, who “actively promotes homosexuality as morally and socially equivalent to heterosexuality as a basis for social policy.”

    When he personally confronts the enemy, Lively practices what he preaches when it comes to “battle-hardened” tactics. He recently was ordered by a civil court judge to pay $20,000 to lesbian photojournalist Catherine Stauffer for dragging her by the hair through the halls of a Portland church in 1991.

    Lively occasionally writes for Chalcedon Report, a journal published by the Chalcedon Foundation, the leading Christian Reconstructionist organization in the country. (Reconstructionists typically call for the imposition of Old Testament law, including such draconian punishments as stoning to death active homosexuals and children who curse their parents, on the United States.)

  35. Herr Liberace said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:45

    Hmmm. Door number one or door number two?

  36. stryx said,

    May 15, 2008 at 17:45

    Hermann Goering (who may not have been homosexual but who liked to dress in drag, paint his nails and put rouge on his cheeks),

    And who, according to Neal Stephenson, had a bad morphine jones. And necrotizing hemorrhoids.

  37. JoshWatermanMN said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:00

    wanna get together later?….you can dress up like Poland and I can invade you?

    Alright, but you have to let me bring France. He’s a sub power bottom, you’ll LOVE him.

    And Switzerland just likes to watch.

  38. Hermann Goering said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:00

    And who, according to Neal Stephenson, had a bad morphine jones. And necrotizing hemorrhoids.

    You’d have a morphine jones too, if your ass was rotting from the inside out…

    And it wasn’t drag; it was accessorizing.

  39. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:04

    pedestrian said,
    May 15, 2008 at 17:38

    Alright, but you have to let me bring France. He’s a sub power bottom, you’ll LOVE him.

    I resent that pedestrian!….as we both know, even from a cursory reading of our “Nazisissy Histories”, at least half of France was like totally top!

  40. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:09

    El Cid said,
    May 15, 2008 at 17:39

    So why couldn’t the Nazis on trial for war crimes plead gay rage?

    Uh….would you mind not bringing that up Cid?! Do you have any idea how many frigging pharmaceuticals I have to ingest each day just to keep that ‘tamped’ down???

  41. DragonScholar said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:10

    styrx,

    It is unrelated to the subject, but “Necrotizing Hemorrhoids” is an AWESOME band name.

  42. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:16

    Expect many more changes as we transition from grammar to gaymar.

    Ahhh! Teh Ghey is trying to fascisize me!!!!

    Gaymar is the Ebonics of Liberal Fascism.

  43. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:18

    English is a great language.

  44. Arky H8r of VurdPress said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:22

    And another thing. If I sincerely thought a relatively small portion of a country’s population could take over most of a continent and kill a lot of the population, I’d sorta leave them the hell alone.

    Not that I’m suggesting we run these PoS over with tanks … really. That would be bad.

  45. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:25

    Fascist Fragrance?

  46. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:28

    I always thought that homos were the “necrotizing hemorrhoids” on Society’s Ass?

  47. Hysterical Woman said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:33

    Poor dumb Nazis. You aren’t going to get laid if you kill off all the bottoms.

    Serious post: A part by part refuting of the bullshit of The Pink Swastika

  48. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:37

    I think we should all take a moment to offer extra oblations to our Great and Beneficent OverLords™…..they bestow such nutritious posts upon us!

  49. Ripley said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:40

    Wow… with everything that’s going on in the world today… with all the horrific situations that need fixing, with all the opportunities that modern life provides… this is what people choose to focus on?

    These folks sure like to think about men sucking each others’ cocks, don’t they? Can’t stop thinking about those naughty, nasty boys, I guess.

  50. Legalize said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:47

    1. Who knew that Nazi Germany was such a swinging place?!

    2. I’ll bet 10 million bucks that this Scott Lively fellow is as gay as the combination of ABBA, unicorns, and sparkles.

    3. Someone clarify for me: he Nazis were masculine tops, and they killed the femme sissy bottoms right? GOPers claim to be the masculine, macho, manly men, protecting America from the Islamonazis. Of course, but for the manly, totally heterosexual, and musky GOPers, we faggy liberals, who love the Islamonazis, would all be slaves and wearing burkas, or beheaded or whatever the fuck.

    So GOPers are by definition more like the Nazis because of their manliness and contempt for sissy fags.

    Ok, so what I think is going on here is that the GOPers, who are of course totally heterosexual and musky, want to keep us queer hippies away from the Moooooslim invaders because they think that at the sight of these invaders, we will readily break out the leather gear and techno music as a welcome, thereby rendering the GOPers without boy toys.

    Is that about it, GArY?

  51. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:49

    What Hysterical Woman said,
    May 15, 2008 at 18:33

    Thanks HW!…..did I ever tell you that you’re my heroin?

  52. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:53

    Can’t stop thinking about those naughty, nasty boys, I guess.

    I’ve always contended that people who have trouble with homosexuality have no ability to control their own creative visualizations.

  53. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 18:59

    t4toby said,
    May 15, 2008 at 18:25

    Fascist Fragrance?

    I always thought that cologne was for teh gay mens! What….is there now a smidgeon of Judy Garland pheromones in each bottle or somethin’?

  54. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:02

    sorry……”Judy Garland: not quite apropos…..make that “Leni” Riefenstahl”

  55. g said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:05

    Pantloadian logic

    You should trademark that phrase, it’s going to get a lot of use.

  56. thelogos said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:06

    The Bestest. Unity. Party. Evar:
    McCain/Clinton

  57. g said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:08

    Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.

    Hells Angels? Total ghey-boys!

  58. White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:12

    Bryan Fischer attempts to use the historical fact of widespread Nazi party homosexuality as a club to beat up on American gays, which is of course sheer bullshit.

    What is not sheer bullshit is the indisputable fact that many prominent rightwingers are, and have traditionally been, closet gays.

    This was evident in both the Nazi era (including Hitler himself; according to University of Bremen history professor Lothar Machtan’s amazing book “The Hidden Hitler”) but also modern-day GOOPers like J. Edgar Hoover, Roy Cohn, Sen. Larry “Widestance” Craig, Rev. Ted Haggard, Rep. Mark Foley, Rep. Bob Allen and former RNC Chair Ken Mehlman

    Homosexuality is probably no more prevalent on the right than it is on the left, but what makes it different is that most homosexuals on the right typically attempt to stay carefully closeted for ideological reasons.

    The right wing’s whole stock-in-trade is fear, hate and boogeymania, so what could be more logical for a self-hating closet homosexual than to hate boogeymen-figures such as Jews or communists.

    The important thing about criminals who created the holocaust was not that some or many of them were closet homosexuals. The important thing was how these criminals were able to take advantage of a long history of German and Catholic anti-semitism to successfully act upon their hatred.

  59. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:12

    Pantloadian logic

    Professor Pantgloss?

  60. stryx said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:15

    The military fetish isn’t just for Germany anymore:

    This guy made money off of it.

  61. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:21

    g said,
    May 15, 2008 at 19:05

    Pantloadian logic

    You should trademark that phrase, it’s going to get a lot of use.

    How’s about Pantlodian Response©™?

  62. mikey said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:23

    Umm, sorry guys. Maybe you better go outside and look around.

    They said Iraq had WMDs and was a threat. It turned out not to be so.

    They said Iran was the greatest enemy to america since the soviets. No one believed them.

    They said tax cuts for the rich would improve the economy. The economy melted down.

    They said the Iraq war would be over in months and only cost a few billion. We’re still there, and we’re still bleeding.

    They said that the invasion of Iraq would bring democracy to the middle east, which in turn would bring about peace and stability and lower the cost of oil. Oil now trades at $126/bbl.

    They said we needed guns to defend ourselves, but who will defend the 30,000 a year who are killed from the guns?

    And finaly, they told us the “gay agenda” would destroy the american way of life. Problem is, we all know gay people. They’re in our workplace, in our gym, in our poker club, in our families. And we can see it is simply not true.

    Once again, if your agenda is predicated on telling people the sky is green, you need to find a way to prevent them from going outside to LOOK!!

    mikey

  63. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:23

    I’m willing to bet that Bryan Fischer dreams of getting rear-ended by a big guy in a Nazi uniform while he flaccidly goes about giving his wife her once monthly ‘maintenance’.

    Also, I bet he smoked a little pole in college. But it was just experimentation.

    Just sayin’.

  64. J— said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:24

    Professor Pantgloss?

    Professor Poopypants!

  65. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:25

    Also, I bet he smoked a little pole in college.

    Can’t forget Poland.

  66. Arky H8r of VurdPress said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:29

    Break out the Champagne.

    California SC has over turned the Nazi marriage ban.

    Suck it ‘phobes.

  67. PeeJ said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:30

    This just in…..California Supremes overturn gay marriage ban.

  68. PeeJ said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:30

    I wanna watch their little heads ‘splode!

  69. Ann Althouse's Slowly Tilting Wine Glass said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:34

    Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.

    Two words: Wishful. Thinking. And you know that the hakenkreuz is really optional, as long as Daddy has a riding crop to teach Miss Bryan the meaning of Kraft durch Freude.

  70. Gary Ruppashitter said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:41

    This just in…..California Supremes overturn gay marriage ban.

    The fact is, this country is going straight to tell.

  71. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:45

    The fact is, this country is going straight to (h)ell

    I love Straight to Hell.

    One of the best songs, evAr!!!1

  72. Ugly In Pink said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:46

    Cue the next round of calls for judges to be assassinated from the wingnuts. But for now, a toast to thee, CA Supreme Court!

  73. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:46

    PeeJ said,
    May 15, 2008 at 19:30

    This just in…..California Supremes overturn gay marriage ban.

    HOLY CRAP!!….I’m on the phone with the wedding planner as we speak!!!……Ceremony to be held at Manzanar!!……all invited!…..please sport your best Nazi regalia!…..and Michelle….you’re not invited and you know why!!!

  74. J— said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:47

    Re: the California Supreme Court ruling

    It looks like michellemalkin.com and Hot Air had their spin on this one all lined up and ready to go: “A victory for our side, as it will help us in November.

    Dream on.

  75. Bitter Scribe said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:47

    Famous Nazi hunter Elie Weisel…

    He is of course confusing Elie Wiesel (note the correct spelling), an author and winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, with Simon Weisenthal, co-founder of the Jewish Documentation Center (and in whose honor the Simon Weisenthal Foundation was named).

    Nitpicking, I know. But if this guy can’t be trusted to get the most elementary facts straight, why should anyone listen to him?

  76. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:48

    Didn’t some chick make a hit out of it recently?

    Combat Rock was the first Clash album I ever got, because it had the hits that I knew.

  77. PeeJ said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:48

    And now I know what to wear for my big gay wedding! It’s going to be faaabulous!

    Ummm, do any of you Butt Pirate Nazis around here have any Nazi drag I could borrow? Aside from my racing leathers, I got nada that would be apropos.

  78. jim said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:51

    Nazi regalia in gay culture? Uh, no. I think the folks who favour Nazi regalia are known as, well, Neo-NAZIS. Who just happen to be the most homophobic gits you’ll ever meet – if you’re unlucky enough to meet them that is.
    Yes, there were a few Nazis playing for the other team, but it sure didn’t stop them from gassing a LOT of homosexuals – sort of the same way those Chalcedon Institute people (& I use the term “people” loosely) who identify as Reconstructionist/Dominionist all sincerely want to go back to stoning them to death or crucifying them, because “God Is Love” after all (unless your love isn’t the officially acceptable kind) … to fully enforce Biblical Law as laid out in Genesis, Exodus & Leviticus, in modern America, they’d need so many Concentration Camps that they’d make the SS look like the Girl Scouts — yep, Fischer’s thesis makes exactly as much sense as the phrase “Liberal Fascism” does.
    *swallows down rising wave of vomit*

  79. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:51

    Hail to thee, O California, land of my birth!

    By the way, Jesus was gay. He told me so Himself, in a Very Special Episode of my dreams. DaVinci Code made him chuckle. “He said, close, but no cigar. If you catch my drift.”

  80. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:51

    Yes, Fury.

    One of my other favs, MIA.

  81. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:53

    God, that’s terrible. But if I was gay, I’d probably like it for its kitsch value (You see what I did there? Full circle. That’s how I roll.)

  82. ViktorYushenko said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:53

    Is like the American Family Association of America?

  83. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:53

    That seals it.

    I am going to become gay so I can have a gay Nazi wedding. With Islamabortions as snacks.

  84. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:54

    Hey, I like MIA!

    I have a soft spot for pop, as I came of age in the early 80′s.

    I recently realized that I am not very hip.

  85. PeeJ said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:54

    Btw, we’re not going “straight to hell.” We’ll go gayly or not at all.

  86. Arky H8r of VurdPress said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:55

    Lively also leads the American Family Association of California.

    I would love to be a fly on the wall there right now.

    Wheee!

  87. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 19:58

    Sorry toby, but where I come from (Earth) that sucks. But since you obviously like the Clash, I’ll let it slide.

    Hitler himself likely functioned as a male prostitute in the days of his youth in Vienna.

    You can literally support any point of view at all if you simply make up all of your facts.

  88. Gary Ruppashitter said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:00

    The fact is, California will now break off and fall into the ocean. Then it will float out to that giant pool of trash in the middle of the Pacific, where it, and all of the farggy fargs on it will be eaten by seagulls.

    Amen.

  89. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:02

    My tastes run the gamut, Furious.

    <tinfoil>And I have often suspected I may be an alien, so there you go. </tinfoil>

  90. tontocal said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:04

    t4toby said,
    May 15, 2008 at 19:53

    That seals it.

    I am going to become gay so I can have a gay Nazi wedding. With Islamabortions as snacks.

    And toby?…for the “entertainment!?”

    Just be sure to remember to put “Naked Cub Scout Wrestling!!” on the marquee!!

    (h/t Jon Stewart)

  91. mythago said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:04

    Hm, Lively used to be one of Lon Mabon’s lieutenants in Oregon. Wonder what made him head south? A lover’s spat?

  92. stryx said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:05

    Anyone need a duly ordained clergy member to perform secular marriage ceremonies?

    I’d love to do a wedding on the beach. Asilomar?

  93. atheist said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:06

    Sorry toby, but where I come from (Earth) that sucks.

    I kinda liked it. But then, I’m from Planet X.

  94. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:06

    Anyone need a duly ordained clergy member to perform secular marriage ceremonies?

    You, too, styx?

  95. Ugly In Pink said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:06

    Best Picture Ever.

    http://carryabigsticker.com/images/mirko_lib_just.jpg

  96. javafascist said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:07

    I recently realized that I am not very hip.

    Thankfully, that’s the new hip thing, or so Huey Lewis told me.

  97. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:11

    You sure that wasn’t Patrick Bateman?

  98. MajorKong said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:11

    As a middle-aged white guy it’s impossible for me to be hip and I would only look all the more pathetic for trying.

  99. Legalize said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:14

    M.I.A. got more records than the K.G.B. So, uh, no funny business.

  100. Patrick Bateman said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:14

    It was actually that dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

  101. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:21

    I’m for MIA. Her and Creed.

  102. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:23

    You did not just lump MIA into the suck-bin with Creed!

    No. You. D’int!

  103. Marita said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:23

    Hm, Lively used to be one of Lon Mabon’s lieutenants in Oregon. Wonder what made him head south? A lover’s spat?

    Ack! Lon Mabon! I’d managed to block his existence out of my mind. What a colossal asshat. What has he been up to lately, anyway? Has he lost the title of Chief Oregon Ballot Measure Cobag to Kevin Mannix yet?

    The things I miss out on living on the far coast.

  104. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:24

    She’s exotic, hawt, and has a unique style. Plus, she’s the daughter of a Tamil Tiger leader.

    Creed just suxxors.

  105. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:24

    You did not just lump MIA into the suck-bin with Creed!

    It’s a joke! She’s good. Not quite as abrasive as the earlier stuff though…

  106. r4d20 said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:26

    Even today in America, it is chic in some homosexual circles for individuals to wear replicas of Nazi Germany uniforms, complete with iron crosses, storm trooper outfits, military boots and even swastikas.

    Oh yeah, totally. Just go to any gay bar.

    Yeah. Go to any gay bar dressed like a Nazi and see what happens.

    Seriously though, I wouldn’t be surprised if this were 100% true. There are homosexuals who dress up as Nazis – they are called “Republican Politicians”

  107. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:29

    Warning: Blog Whoring Ahead

    The New Gay

  108. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:31

    Maybe we should ask John Bolton. He knows what goes on in the underground sex cluib industry.

  109. PeeJ said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:31

    I am going to become gay so I can have a gay Nazi wedding

    Sorry t4. According to abidingtruth.com (what a hoot – they’re totally whacko) The “How-to-be-homo” seminar has been canceled.

    If you’re desperate, I can give you some lessons.

  110. javafascist said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:33

    You sure that wasn’t Patrick Bateman?

    Could be. All white, heterosexual people look the same to me.

  111. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:36

    Y’know, all I get from the third world is DHL stuff. UPS? MIA YOU FRAUD!

  112. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:36

    Maybe we could just solve this whole tolerance problem by everybody becoming bisexual. Then nobody will be cast out–except for Mickey Kaus of course. Nobody likes a goat blower.

  113. r4d20 said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:37

    Published in 1995, the book is a breathtaking work of Holocaust revisionism. It asserts that Hitler was gay — a claim no serious historian supports — and that Hitler and other evil gay fascists were central in forming the Nazi Party, operating the Third Reich and orchestrating the Holocaust. (Lively’s most recent book, The Poisoned Stream, similarly details “a dark and powerful homosexual presence” through “the Spanish Inquisition, the French ‘Reign of Terror,’ the era of South African apartheid, and the two centuries of American Slavery.”)

    Its a wonder he doesn’t blame them for burning Rome and framing the Christians.

    I think its largely nonsense. Hitler was an odd-ball but there is no real evidence that he was gay.

  114. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:37

    Maybe we should ask John Bolton. He knows what goes on in the underground sex cluib industry.

    His mustache doubles as a sling.

  115. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:41

    If you’re desperate, I can give you some lessons.

    I guess I walked into that one, huh?

  116. Blue Buddha said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:41

    pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:37

    Maybe we should ask John Bolton. He knows what goes on in the underground sex cluib industry.

    His mustache doubles as a sling.

    Well, that gives a whole new meaning to the term “mustache ride”

  117. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:42

    His mustache doubles as a sling merkin.

    fixed.

  118. Blue Buddha said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:44

    Gary Ruppashitter said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:00

    The fact is, California will now break off and fall into the ocean. Then it will float out to that giant pool of trash in the middle of the Pacific, where it, and all of the farggy fargs on it will be eaten by seagulls.

    …and pelicans.

  119. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:45

    Isn’t that what happened in the Superman movie? Who knew Lex Luthor was gay? I thought he was just very well dressed.

  120. Blue Buddha said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:47

    t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:42

    His mustache doubles as a sling merkin.

    fixed.

    Well, that gives a whole new meaning to “public pubic official”.

  121. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:52

    and undersecretary

  122. stryx said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:52

    Homosexual Agenda #1

    6:00 am Gym
    8:00 am Breakfast
    9:00 am Hair appointment
    10:00 am Shopping
    12:00 PM Brunch
    2:00 PM (Here’s the really important part)

    1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
    2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
    3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
    4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
    5) Establish planetary chain of “homo breeding gulags” where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
    6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
    7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

    2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
    4:00 PM Cocktails
    6:00 PM Light Dinner
    8:00 PM Theater
    11:00 PM Bed

  123. Lawnguylander said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:54

    I would love to be a fly on the wall there right now.

    I’m sure they’re in a panic. It might sound something like this:

    Gayz comin’ through the window
    they comin’ through the door
    Gayz is bustin’ down the big wall
    and settlin’ the score
    Gayz comin’ through the window
    they comin’ through the door
    Gayz bustin’ down the big wall
    and mincin’ in the hall

    cf.

  124. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:55

    I bet if you found a gay Islamofascist abortion doctor, you could make wingers spontaneously explode.

  125. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:56

    Styx shoots, HE SCORES!!!

  126. Arky H8r of VurdPress said,

    May 15, 2008 at 20:56

    I’m giving a lecture on condom use to nuns until 2.15, can we reschedule?

  127. stryx said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:00

    Actually This thread has more, including the real thing.

  128. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:00

    stryx wins. The rest of you can leave.

  129. Ugly In Pink said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:00

    Only five hours of sleep? Man, the gays really are the master race.

  130. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:02

    The Bell Curve told me it was the Asians.

  131. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:05

    The estimator in me urges you to re-check your math, Ugly.

  132. stryx said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:06

    To be clear- I totally stole that from Pam’s House Blend.

    I wish I could be that funny.

  133. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:07

    “Bed” implies at least two hours of Nazi-uniformed fucking.

  134. Ugly In Pink said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:16

    What he said.

    (nice cover)

  135. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:19

    Mercy, the gay agenda must be exhausting. I hope they do get in a little spa time.

  136. Arky H8r of VurdPress said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:30

    Don’t worry Susan of Texas. After drinking a gallon, a gallon! A GALLON! Of stable boy’s blood, we’re ready for another day of world domination.

  137. Patrick Bateman said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:32

    Only 30 minutes for world domination?! Gimme a break. Not even teh gays are that efficient.

    Or are they?

  138. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:38

    Only 30 minutes for world domination?! Gimme a break. Not even teh gays are that efficient.

    I even had five minutes left at the end to conquer Mitt Romney’s Mormon planet as well.

  139. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:46

    Maybe we’re approaching this from the wrong end. It’s not that gays need to be able to marry, it’s that the marriage laws need to be flexible enough to let conservatives mate with gorgeous non-human alien babes.

  140. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:46

    I hear Mitt fits like a glove.

  141. Susan of Texas said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:47

    He has ribs for your pleasure.

  142. protected static said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:48

    I guess I walked into that one, huh?

    Backed into it, I believe… But indeed, that only strengthens my point.

  143. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:51

    He has ribs for your pleasure.

    Best EVAR

  144. Stevenovitch said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:55

    It’s worth pointing out that the California Supreme court is dominated by republicans. This makes the news extremely exciting as it gives me hope that there are still judges that now how to use their own god damn judgment.

  145. Patrick Bateman said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:56

    “Maybe we’re approaching this from the wrong end.”

    Bow chicka bow wow.

  146. gbear said,

    May 15, 2008 at 21:56

    And finaly, they told us the “gay agenda” would destroy the american way of life. Problem is, we all know gay people. They’re in our workplace, in our gym, in our poker club, in our families.

    So when the heck am I going to start running into some that aren’t already partnered???77?!

  147. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:04

    Why don’t you try the GOP convention, gbear?

    I hear they have more closets than Mukesh Ambani’s House

  148. gbear said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:04

    Susan of Texas said:

    Maybe we could just solve this whole tolerance problem by everybody becoming bisexual.

    Ewww. Girl germs.

  149. gbear said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:07

    Why don’t you try the GOP convention, gbear?

    Ewww. Conservative cooties.

  150. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:08

    I think I may be seeing a pattern here, gbear.

  151. Malfunctioning Glenn Reynolds Robot Beta 3.0 said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:13

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  152. Kirk Cameron said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:14

    I’ve got something to show you all.

  153. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:16

    Ahhh! ChristoZombie Kirk Cameron!!!

    RUN!

  154. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:17

    Is it a banana? It’s a banana, isn’t it?

  155. protected static said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:17

    Oh, noes! Kirk wants to show us his banana!

  156. protected static said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:18

    Damn you, Furious…

  157. FuriousGeorge said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:18

    Ha! Eat it (the Banana of Creation, that is. It’s delicious.)

  158. smut clyde said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:26

    2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles rankles from stress of world conquest
    Fixed.

  159. Jake H. said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:28

    Of the Brown Shirts, historian Thomas Fuchs says, “The principle function of this army-like organization was beating up on anyone who opposed the Nazis, and Hitler believed this was a job best undertaken by homosexuals.”

    Well, nobody said he was a SMART crazy dictator. He SHOULD have put them to work fixing that jacked up stache and Moe Howard ‘do. The pants were nice though.

  160. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:31

    Kirk Cameron is a cute guy. I would totally try to win him over from the dark side with my seductive sodomite ways. If he chose to keep being a douche, I could sell the sex tapes I made of us and be RICH!
    Actually, even if he did reform I would probably sell the tapes.

  161. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:42

    Come one pedestrian, you can do better than that !

  162. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:45

    yeah, but I need the money.

    It must suck being famous.

  163. Kirk Cameron said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:48

    It’s not a banana. I was going to show you a plantain, and how it proves that man was meant to also eat through his ass.

  164. pedestrian said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:49

    Actually, I take that back. In this case it doesn’t suck nearly enough.
    That’s where the videos come in.

  165. PeeJ said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:51

    Some people get famous by sucking. Jus sayin.

  166. t4toby said,

    May 15, 2008 at 22:52

    I wonder if any of them creationists was let in on the little secret that ape and monkeys’ hands are also perfectly suited for the banana…

    Why do wingnuts hate reason?

  167. God said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:01

    I wonder if any of them creationists was let in on the little secret that ape and monkeys’ hands are also perfectly suited for the banana…

    Look… WHY is this sooooo complicated? I don’t care about sperm. I don’t care about blastocysts. I really could care less about gays getting their jolly on.

    I designed a beautiful, intricate set of interlocking parts specifically so that men could all have free monkey handjobs! Why no monkey handjobs?? Fuck it, have another hurricane.

  168. Monkey Butler said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:04

    No-one mentioned that as part of the job description.

  169. mikey said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:16

    Nobody likes a goat blower.

    For practical reasons. Their breath is terrible

    mikey

  170. Gentlewoman said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:37

    The fact is, California will now break off and fall into the ocean.

    Fuck it. I’m going back to Annandale.

  171. A Certain Number of Discreet Republicans said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:39

    11:00 PM Bed

    We wouldn’t mind hearing a few more details about this part, stryx.

  172. Donald Fagan said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:41

    Hanx, Gentlewoman.

  173. mikey said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:52

    Y’know, I wander around Sillycon valley every day, sniffing up the smog and sitting in the traffic, gazing at the concrete tilt-ups and strip malls, and sometimes it’s pretty easy to forget.

    This is a special place. The diversity, the tolerance, the forward looking sense of hope, the BEACH!

    Once again, and not even close to for the first time, I am goddam proud to be a californian…

    mikey

  174. Fozzetti said,

    May 15, 2008 at 23:57

    A fundamentalist (they put the “mental” in fundamental!) was telling her child about the Romans throwing Christians to the lions. After the story, she showed her child a gory picture of Christians in the Coiiseum being torn to bits and eaten by lions. the kid’s eyes fill with tears and s/he said: “Oh look, Mommy! The little lion on the outside isn’t geting any!”

  175. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:10

    Why no monkey handjobs??

    You get really tired after forcing them into the little Nazi uniforms.

  176. tontocal said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:17

    pedestrian said,
    May 15, 2008 at 22:31

    Kirk Cameron is a cute guy. I would totally try to win him over from the dark side with my seductive sodomite ways…..

    Back the fuck off bitch……he’s mine!

  177. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:18

    Why no monkey handjobs??
    Monkeys + banana-peeling behaviour + foreskin…
    Of course no-one’s going to admit the truth, so they made up that bullshit about “G*d told me to do it as a sign of our covenant.”

  178. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:19

    You get really tired after forcing them into the little Nazi uniforms.
    Personally I prefer to dress my monkeys up in little construction-worker outfits.

  179. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:23

    Hmm…maybe a little Indian outfit with footbells and a biker…

  180. Righteous Bubba said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:27

    Then a cowboy…

  181. t4toby said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:27

    I’m totally into my handjob monkey being dressed like a cop.

    I even put a 70′s porn ‘stache on it, for authenticity.

  182. mikey said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:27

    My experience with monkeys has been limited to them wearing business casual ware. Primarily khakis and blue denim work shirts.

    And brachiating….

    mikey

  183. t4toby said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:30

    Good word, mikey. I learned something new today.

  184. a different brad said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:30

    I roomed with a homogay my freshman year of college, and all that happened was I became a little bit cleaner.
    What a Nazi.

  185. t4toby said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:34

    Tidy Homos are the Elton Johns of the Ladies Shoe Department at Macy’s.

  186. protected static said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:35

    And brachiating….

    It’s always been the ululating during staff meetings that kills me.

  187. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:40

    Does anyone know where I can buy a monkey-sized choir-boy costume?

  188. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:41

    Good word, mikey. I learned something new today.
    I learned something new today about Mikey.

  189. t4toby said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:41

    I got one you can borrow, smutty, but it needs to be dry cleaned.

  190. Lesley said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:57

    Have you guys seen this?

    Bush told members of Israel’s legislative body at the Knesset that he condemned “the false comfort of appeasement … that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along.”

    He then compared such a strategy to speaking with Hitler and the Nazis in the lead up to Germany’s takeover of Poland and the start of the Second World War.

    While he did not mention Barack Obama by name, Democrats accused Bush of cheap political posturing.

    Now that he’s given up golf, maybe he can give up travelling and public speaking too.

  191. t4toby said,

    May 16, 2008 at 0:58

    I saw it. No words for it. We have become the fraternity of the world.

  192. t4toby said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:01

    Nxt thing we know, George Bush is going to be asking the world leaders of they want to do a keg stand they want and if they know where to score some blow.

    Because that is how juvenile this shit is.

  193. Smiling Mortician said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:16

    I saw that, Lesley. As chance would have it, I read it right before reading a Guardian piece about the Bush family’s get-rich-quick-through-Nazi-investment plan. Had to hold both sides of my head to forestall the explosion.

  194. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:21

    he condemned “the false comfort of appeasement … that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals,…
    Where’s his next stop? Off to the Occupied Territories, to tell the Palestinians about the wave of happiness that sweeps around the world at the sight of them electing their own leaders?

    He’s just cranky because his monkey butler refused to wear the Mother Teresa costume.

  195. King George III™³²®© said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:28

    <Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:21

    Where’s his next stop?

    Off to Saudi Arabia to spend some quality time with his master?

  196. MzNicky said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:34

    Professor Pantgloss?

    eeww.

  197. stryx said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:35

    That’s how I started my “work” day today. He was quoting a fucking Republican. A member of the Republican National Committee.

    And the sentiment Sen. William Borah was trying to get across, according to my wikipedia-based knowledge, was that if only Borah had talked to Hitler, maybe Hitler would have seen the errors of his ways, not invaded Poland, and maybe just gone ahead and moved to Idaho and founded a big ol’ gay Aryan Nation.

  198. MzNicky said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:41

    Now that he’s given up golf, maybe he can give up travelling and public speaking too.

    Lesley: Speed the day when we no longer will be subjected to Teh Chimpinator’s “public speaking.” Traveling? Fine by me, as long as he never comes back.

  199. MzNicky said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:45

    I think there are more homa-seckshuls on this here thread than there were in that doctoral fiction-writing seminar I took that one time. I mean that with all due respect and love.

    sigh Late to the party again, I see.

    DAMN being employed again! DAMN it ta HAY-ELL!

  200. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:46

    Time to bring out that photograph of Donald Rumsfeld not negotiating with Saddam Hussein.

  201. gbear said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:47

    Did I hear someone say they’d prefer biker monkeys??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uS2eCtiUQ

  202. King George III™³²®© said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:50

    Rumsfeld pics?

    This one?

    Ah, you want this one.

  203. Lesley said,

    May 16, 2008 at 1:50

    How many Israelis sitting in that room must know about Prescott Bush?

    His business dealings, which continued until his company’s assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy. …the new documents, many of which were only declassified [in 2003], show that even after America had entered the war and when there was already significant information about the Nazis’ plans and policies, he worked for and profited from companies closely involved with the very German businesses that financed Hitler’s rise to power. It has also been suggested that the money he made from these dealings helped to establish the Bush family fortune and set up its political dynasty.

    Oh the irony, it burns… Of course none of this history is contained in any of the news coverage of GW’s speech.

  204. stryx said,

    May 16, 2008 at 2:06

    Now that he’s given up golf, maybe he can give up travelling

    I’m pretty sure Bush won’t be traveling outside the US for the rest of his life after he leaves office.

    Although he may. Rendition and waterboarding aren’t crimes anymore, right Iraq/n?

  205. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 2:14

    When you think about it, this is a vote of confidence for the US press corps… Bush doesn’t feel that he can get away with slandering a Democratic politician in front of a press conference at home, so he has to run off to a friendlier audience.

  206. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 2:16

    “Hand-Job Monkeys” = band-name of the thread.

  207. obsoleziphelicopter said,

    May 16, 2008 at 2:38

    I’m usually a peaceful citizen but…Has anyone sent an engraved invitation by registered mail to the, ahem, leadership of the American Nazi Party politely informing them that certain Christian groups are calling their members pansies?

  208. smut clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 2:57

    The hand-job monkeys Love the dark
    No-one is home They’re thin-skinned sharks
    Hues exchanging Gives sea-leg walks
    No-one is home The chemicals talk

    Load up the spoiled goods
    Hook up the spoiled gods
    Fill up the kindness cups
    Drink up the finest drops

    The hand-job monkeys Love the dark
    No-one is home They’ve gone for a walk
    The hand-job monkeys Love the dark
    No-one is home The chemicals talk

    Load up the spoiled goods
    Hook up the spoiled gods
    Fill up the kindness cups
    Drink up the finest drops
    ——————————-
    Does anyone have a photograph of Reagan not negotiating with welcoming Jonas Savimbi to the White House in 1986?

  209. Ex-Lion Tamers said,

    May 16, 2008 at 4:25

    Hey, that’s OUR job!

  210. Arky H8r of VürdPress said,

    May 16, 2008 at 4:27

    I’m usually a peaceful citizen but…Has anyone sent an engraved invitation by registered mail to the, ahem, leadership of the American Nazi Party politely informing them that certain Christian groups are calling their members pansies?

    I don’t see how that could be taken as not peaceful. You’d only be passing along the message of one Christian group to another Christian group. Spreading the good word and all that.

    And it’s not like you’d be the one swinging a lead filled pool cue.

    Mwahaha.

  211. Daniel Ash said,

    May 16, 2008 at 4:28

    To fall off the edge
    and totally blind
    to know the truth,
    but only use lies
    don’t let trouble climb, my friend
    the golden rule
    don’t let trouble
    don’t let trouble climb
    o.k. this is the pops

    creep, creep, creep up
    but don’t ever be real
    know the truth,
    but tell only lies
    the golden rule is, my friend,
    don’t ever be real
    the golden rule
    use only your eyes
    o.k. this is the pops (4x)

    o.k. this is the pops (4x)

    a good walker leaves no tracks
    a good door needs no lock
    only one weakness inside
    no one can be sure, my friend,
    where truth begins and fiction ends
    noone can be sure save your eyes
    o.k. this is the pops (9x)

  212. protected static said,

    May 16, 2008 at 5:00

    Ahem… Ex-Lion Tamers? I think you want this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_(band)

    This / is / not / a / drill!

  213. protected static said,

    May 16, 2008 at 5:07

    WordPress is the gay fascist of liberal blogging software. How about this link for Wire instead?

  214. Ex-Lion Tamers said,

    May 16, 2008 at 5:42

    Um… yes. That’s it.

  215. Ex-Lion Tamers said,

    May 16, 2008 at 5:56

    Its beginning to…

  216. Ex-Lion Tamers said,

    May 16, 2008 at 5:56

    … and back again.

  217. RobW said,

    May 16, 2008 at 6:55

    I’m pretty sure Bush won’t be traveling outside the US for the rest of his life after he leaves office.

    Although he may. Rendition and waterboarding aren’t crimes anymore, right Iraq/n?

    That depends. Does Paraguay have an extradition treaty with the Hague?

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    May 16, 2008 at 7:15

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  219. Smut Clyde said,

    May 16, 2008 at 14:25

    Does Paraguay have an extradition treaty with the Hague?
    OK, so I found Paraguay on the map. But where’s Guay?

  220. notforsalethanks said,

    May 16, 2008 at 14:57

    Someone catch this before they change it.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2008/05/16/breaking-news-obama-hates-the-yahouds/

  221. Mike "Squirrel" Huckabee said,

    May 17, 2008 at 3:13

    Liiiie–brals–come out to play-ay.

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  223. Dayna said,

    May 18, 2008 at 10:11

    These guys are gunning for this creep. I hope they are sucessfull
    http://www.pridedepot.com/modules/wordpress/?p=737725

  224. digitusmedius said,

    May 18, 2008 at 15:48

    If I understand correctly, Lively’s book tells us of a political party full of closeted homosexuals that made persecution of openly homosexual men part of its identity. Umm hmmm.

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