Comments on: Hot, Sticky, Marie Jon’ Threesome Action!

By: Sadly, No! » Serenade

Sadly, No! » Serenade — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:43:51 +0000

[...] so sexy, you make me feel like Rich Lowry Girl, you’re ev’ry wingnut in the world to me You’re ev’rything I need, you and your apostrophe, [...]

By: JABbering Stooge :: Fashionably late to the party, as usual… :: June :: 2008

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:26:18 +0000

[...] than a speeding Internet meme, less insipid than a Marie Jon’ column (Sorry, HTML Mencken!), I humbly present my contribution to Internet Traditions Awareness [...]

By: Artemis

Artemis — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:16:06 +0000

“She’s way out there where the buses don’t run.”

Can we send the rest of them out there too?

The only contact she appears to have had with a history book is when it fell on her head.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:48 +0000

"If she can talk with what I’d have in her mouth, that’s a talent worthy of the record books…" Really? You mean you'd put your copy of Liberal Fascism in her mouth?

By: ViktorYushenko

ViktorYushenko — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:16:50 +0000

Please, how to be pronouncing last name of this woman?

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:15:03 +0000

We have a giant poster of pissing stallions in the toilet [a poster from the 1989 Einstuerzende Neubauten tour]

Must…..Click……Link……

By: tutti fruitti

tutti fruitti — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:31:14 +0000

wow, b-psycho. I’m sure we’re all real real impressed. Haven’t seen sexist macho schlong-waggling like that on this blog in quite some time. Now tuck yer teeny wienie back in yer britches and STFU. Dickhead.

By: b-psycho

b-psycho — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:02:44 +0000

Is the thought that you could screw her and run away before she started talking? What if she got really turned on by discussing her political views?

If she can talk with what I’d have in her mouth, that’s a talent worthy of the record books…

By: dave

dave — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:57:42 +0000

Mikey:

Maybe scriptural debate is Marie’s version of foreplay – you are totally in, dude!!

By: Susan of Texas

Susan of Texas — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:40:04 +0000

Oh, darn. I missed Marie.

By: Strangething

Strangething — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:18:20 +0000

Wingnut logic in action:

Then there is William Ayers “I don’t regret setting the bombs” In a most perverse twist of fate, we have a radical home grown terrorist who should be behind prison bars to this day. Instead, he is a professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago. Amazing! Yet Obama claims to know less about Ayers than he did Wright.

Amazing! Someone this scary, and yet Obama claims not to be close personal friends with him!

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:42:47 +0000

I wonder if Marie has one of those fundamentalist Bibles that stop at Leviticus and pick up again at Revelation. Now, now, they aren't that selective. Most of them also include several excerpts from the Pauline Epistles - you know, from the period after he stopped calling for the blood of Christians and started calling for the blood of non-Christians? They sure as hell skip right over Song of Solomon/Songs though, I can promise you that! How sad is it that my first masturbatory material came from the naughty bits of the Bible? Pretty sad, I know.

By: MajorKong

MajorKong — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:34:17 +0000

I wonder if Marie has one of those fundamentalist Bibles that stop at Leviticus and pick up again at Revelation.

By: g

Mon, 05 May 2008 15:18:04 +0000

The fact is, what Marie calls “Scripture” is really the bits and pieces of letters, post-it notes, grocery lists, first drafts of sermons, post-cards from travel trips, unfinished screenplays and ghost-written novels that managed to survive the destruction of war and zealous housecleaning. They were written by people who were exhausted from travelling, hallucinating religious visions, senile with age, and trying to advance their political agendae. The bits and pieces were then selected to purge whatever differed with the predominant political/theological school of through, and presented to Christians as the Word of God.

The Scriptures were so important to Christians that most people didn’t bother to read them until after the church had been established for over 1400 years – all those generations of Christians managed to live out their lives without devoting a single moment of thought to a Bible verse.

The Scriptures are akin to miss-filed papers that slip out of their hanging folders and end up on the bottom of the file cabinet.

By: kiki

kiki — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:45:17 +0000

We seem to think “Our revolution was great, but no more after that one.”

Not meaning to diss the US and its people in general, but…

That’s what totalitarians always think.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:41:30 +0000

Incidentally, Grady McWhiney? Best professor name EVAR.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:24:27 +0000

“Why do they see the American Revolution as being good and benign, but the French one as being ikky and horrible?” Well, for one, the American Revolution didn't have such a negative impact on property values.

By: MajorKong

MajorKong — Mon, 05 May 2008 13:16:22 +0000

“Why do they see the American Revolution as being good and benign, but the French one as being ikky and horrible?”

I’ve always wondered that myself. We seem to think “Our revolution was great, but no more after that one.”

By: HTML Mencken

HTML Mencken — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:59:26 +0000

PS. Retardo…. You and me. The contest is over.WINK!

You and me, sweetheart! As long as we raise our children as moonbats, it’s a deal. Muah!

By: spencer

spencer — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:58:45 +0000

There is a loving but just God

Who will, according to people like Marie, throw you into a pit of fire where you can suffer until the end of time if you do bad things.

Infinite suffering for finite transgressions.

Sounds neither loving nor just to me. Include me out, please.