Comments on: Tony Zirkle = D. Aristophanes Job Security

By: melanie yantis

melanie yantis — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 18:34:41 +0000

a gun in the hands oh im not for that attorney told me years ago a woman userly sooner or later get strong enough to leave or get a divorce.all the stories about the sex . the sex thing is between the two not the hole world.the playboy and diry rated xxx need to go . burned and closed down. and people that dont care about the stuff like having plessure is normal to me its better then getting aids.people over sex there something wrong there also.if you would listen to the news a few years ago a lot of people dont view there marriage on sex like they did they view it on there families.what the most inportant thing now days the world is corrupt.to hecit and to violent people need to worry to there children and jobs.

By: Eddie

Eddie — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 03:22:44 +0000

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By: Jimmy Higgins

Jimmy Higgins — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:13:28 +0000

Hey, let’s cut Tony a little slack. If you’d ever done any time, you’d realize just how innovative his proposal is. Imagine a whole crew of felons doing gunsmith work on confiscated firearms!. Why, I bet all those women could buy an extra set of ben-wah balls and send ‘em in with their brass to have it reloaded, too!

By: Tony Zinkle, aka "Speaks to Nazis", Is a Raving Lunatic | Popehat

Tony Zinkle, aka "Speaks to Nazis", Is a Raving Lunatic | Popehat — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:02:07 +0000

[...] Via Sadly, No, I discovered Tony’s campaign web site. Let no one say that Tony lacks creativity in addressing social problems, whether or not those problems exist only in Tony’s head: I’m considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a “Derrenger’s for Dildos” policy to put guns in American women’s hands instead of divorce aids. Presently, when a criminal is arrested for a weapons crime, the prosecutors seek orders to destroy those weapons. What a waste! Put our criminal prisoners to work modifying those guns to be smart-guns that can only be fired when the female owner is holding it so that children don’t hurt themselves and so that criminals can’t use them (unless they use the woman’s hand). When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home. [...]

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:38:45 +0000

Multiple young women still in their 20s
Worded like that, he makes them sound like conjoined twins.

have paraded in and out of my law office
What a coincidence; that happens to me all the time, too.

By: Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:51:33 +0000

No, I think it’s almost impossible to have metrics because you don’t know what the intake is. But one ought to recognize there aren’t metrics, and make sure that the effort is directed at the problems — plural — not a single problem.

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:38:59 +0000

“The Great Porn Jihad War Tax: Prolific Porn Mule Serial Woman-Womb Slaughterers”

WTF?

“If we had accurate metrics to calculate the current porn slaughter of what is very often busty blond white “Christian” women, who often dangle a cross below their necks, we might be able to argue that one of the most efficient contemporary international genocidal operations abounds in this particular white flesh market.”

You just cannot satirise this.

“Multiple young women still in their 20s have paraded in and out of my law office who have had their entire cervixes removed because of the HPV.”

OMFG. He’s a gift that just keeps giving.

Now. The question is. Why would anyone, anywhere, sane enough to be permitted to exercise a vote, vote for him?

By: justme

justme — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:59:46 +0000

One of the other ones is “dinsdale”

Ah. Cruel but fair.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:01:00 +0000

Apparently Smut Clyde is my long lost, unknown clone.

Who is much smarter.

And funnier.

And probably better looking.

Damn clones. hmpf.

By: Strangething

Strangething — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:26:04 +0000

Whosoever pulls this divorce aid from this play-do and bacon is rightwise king of wingnuttia!

By: Sadly, No! » Zirkles in Circles!

Sadly, No! » Zirkles in Circles! — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:57:17 +0000

[...] For if you listen close, on a windy day And tie your brain all in a circle You may just, maybe, might just may Hear the wisdom of the Zirkle. [...]

By: acrannymint - I call mine norman

acrannymint - I call mine norman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:49:28 +0000

What no Starbuck? Mr Pleaser? Rocko???
One of the other ones is “dinsdale”

By: t4toby

t4toby — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:29:40 +0000

Me and my hanging strawmen…

By: Wordpress

Wordpress — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:29:19 +0000

Norman?

Kinda a droll name, idn’t it?

What no Starbuck? Mr Pleaser? Rocko???

By: acrannymint - I call mine norman

acrannymint - I call mine norman — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:07:12 +0000

How can it be a “divorce aid” when I’m not even married?

Apologies if someone else made this connection

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:48:23 +0000

Speaking of my tastes, if I found myself singing “The Great Porn Dragon” to the tune of Blue Öyster Cult’s “Great Sun Jester”, would that reveal too much?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:42:53 +0000

You would take great pleasure in that, wouldn’t you?
I have simple, unpretentious tastes.

By: justme

justme — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:59:51 +0000

“The O is silent”

You would take great pleasure in that, wouldn’t you?

By: Sagra

Sagra — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:47:48 +0000

“The Jews … are leaving the Democratic party in droves”

Actually, they’re just going on a beer run.

By: Sagra

Sagra — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:34:58 +0000

“Hysteria” was thought to be an unbearable lightness of the uterus, causing it to wander upwards and smoosh the lungs and diaphragm and heart and whatnot. Hippocrates, practical man that he was, reasoned that it what these women just needed a good deep dickin’ from a real man. Unfortunately this was in ancient Greece. Anyway, millennia later there’s a neat if somewhat creepy collection of Victorian hysteria-treatment machines, which are basically steampunk orgasmotrons, I guess.

In the 1920′s a simpler treatment arrived on the scene. One I like to call “Take off that stupid fucking corset so you can breathe, woman!”