Are you actually from the future? And I don’t mean 7 hours into the future but like, 7 months? Forget the election, dood, who won the World Series?

No, I guess you weren’t exaggerating:

“Without turning into an Arthurian cultist, it’s nice to look up from the latest YouTube campaign moment and imagine a sky populated with creatures, symbols and tales.”

Yes, it’s too bad that no one has dared imagine that kind of stuff since the time of that great medieval bard, Georg de Lucas.

Having reviewed it thoroughly, I have rendered my self-indulgent and unimportant verdict: Its crap, but not really sexist crap.

And I used to subscribe to TNR until they got behind Bush and his Iraqian war. That tore it for me, especially when the editorial content was directly contradicted by the reporting. It was like I was reading the WSJ and it made me want to puke.

What that means is that it’s not supposed to depict liberals, cheaply, in the worst possible light. Criticism is obviously fine, but for a serious, supposedly liberal policy magazine to run that photo is bottom-of-the-barrel stuff. It’s as if the National Review or Weekly Standard ran a picture of monkeyboy Bush on their covers – they’d never do it.

A few months ago, the Prospect ran a very unflattering photo of Giuliani on its cover. That’s obviously different – the Prospect is against most everything he stands for.

So the point is, it’s horrendous because it’s a big giant fuck you from TNR to half its supposed allies, the people who back Hillary — and in fact, a giant fuck you to even more people – people like me who back Obama but would support Hillary if she wins the nomination.

What’s really horrendous is the degree to which the left has taken sides and is throwing around really damaging allegations. And by damaging I’m talking about the trivial crap that’s going to hurt our side in the battle in November, when it really counts.

Hanx, CKTS, victory will be ours!

It turns out that, by a small miscalculation in the factory, the turbans are made of lead instead of kevlar, they’re hollow, and the space is filled with a mix of mercury and roofies.

It should be fine…fine…as long as they aren’t punctured.

Good luck with the invasion!

hugs,
CKTS

Shania Law, bitches!

(sigh) Maybe you hadn’t noticed that the USA of America has been barricaded by the Iranian Armada? Both coasts are hemmed in by tens of thousands of Iranian aircraft carriers, the Rio Grande is filled from Baja to the Gulf with Iranian Coast Guard battle groups and the Great Lakes, along with that river that goes straight west from there (and makes our border with Canada) is chock-a-block with Iranian submarines disguised as fishing vessels and leisure craft. (Ignorant LIE-brul).

I would think that even a commie like you would grasp the idea of Ted Kennedy surrendering his sword on the deck of the Iranian flagship, the USS Sharia Law. No?

Why do you think I constantly carry a fully erect M1 Battle Rifle™? When the Billion man Iranian army storms ashore from those countless troop ships waiting menacingly offshore, they’ll be headed straight for the heartland of the USA of America, with blood covered scimitars and kevlar turbans, killing anyone, including babies and infants, who won’t kneel down and worship an image of Allah on the cross. These people are animals and will probably eat up everything at every local McDonald’s, leaving *nothing* for the patriots of the heartland, save for the mayonaise packets (which they eschew on religious grounds).

Maybe it would be better to surrender. There’s no reason for us all to go hungry, maybe if we just said that we’d promise to be good Muslins that they’d just go home to their own McDonalds…I’m just thinking of the safety of the heartland here. We could give them Chuck Norris as a goodwill gesture (heh, though he’d probably kick the Iranian navel general all the way back to Arabia!).

I know. I’ve asked before. But nobody’s ever given me an answer.

So I’ll ask again.

Explain to me the nuts and bolts of “surrendering to the terrorists”. I mean, if one WANTED to, just exactly how would one go about it?

‘Cause I’m not seeing it. Wouldn’t you have to wave a white flag or sign a article of surrender or hand over your weapons or something?

Who would you surrender to? Where would this surrender take place? Afterwards, how would it work?

Please. Take the fifteen minutes or whatever you need and explain this to me! ‘Cause I’m pretty sure you can’t…

mikey

I’d like to see him crush a few reporters with his bare hands.

And then spread them over his waffles.

If Obama ate some bowling balls or crushed a few bricks with his bare hands I seriously doubt if any reporters would have the cojones to interrupt his breakfast.

I’d like to see him crush a few reporters with his bare hands.