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By: Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » We’ll be eternally free yes and eternally young

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 15:39:07 +0000

[...] But it also shows that Daniels likes saying weird unsubstantiated sci-fi shit. So I ask you: will Daniels be hurt politically if he starts talking about robot sex a la Instapundit? [...]

By: Glenn Reynold's Malfunctioning Libido

Glenn Reynold's Malfunctioning Libido — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:29:59 +0000

Personally, speaking as a Transhumanist, one of the things that really turns me off is the idea that the poor, with their icky filthy bodies and ill educated minds, have just as easy access to sex as I do; where as when Sexbots are legal, only I with my super Lawyer money will be able to afford the very best bot-bottoms, but the poor will have to make do with my disinfected hand-me-downs… and then, oh oh god YES, I’ll truly feel like the successful and powerful man that I really am! Except you’d never believe it, if you spoke to my living breathing meat-space second place prize of a wife…. but she’ll be a quiet irrelevance too, when I have my Sexbot!

By: bklyn

bklyn — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:13:25 +0000

sounds like masturbation is going to be very expensive in the future.

By: Sadly, No! » Somewhat longer Glenn Reynolds

Sadly, No! » Somewhat longer Glenn Reynolds — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:58:01 +0000

[...] am outraged that anyone would want to extend human rights to apes… hot sex-bots on the other hand, now that’s a different story… ‘Shorter’ concept created [...]

By: jaya

jaya — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:40:57 +0000

Sad??????
Just register and be happy…….
No hidden charges & free registration……..

http://www.stickiewicket.com/shine/shine13

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:48:01 +0000

Umm, isn’t “gay faggot” a double negative?

More like a double plus positive.

By: kenga

kenga — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:12:53 +0000

Thanks toby, that was nearly as bad as G. Gordon Liddy
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2646.html

I feel compelled to point out that both Liddy and Hulk are wearing Speedo-style swimsuits – different critter than a thong.

Quite comfy under a sport-kilt, I might add.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:19:11 +0000

Some like vibes, some don’t.
Some like veggies, some don’t.
Some like oral, some don’t.
Some like to pitch and some like to catch…

But I’ve yet to meet a Cheeto-fetishist.

Maybe that’s the impetus for this from Glenn.

And mikey, did you just admit to owning a banana hammock?

By: zzzz

zzzz — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:06:39 +0000

uh, this book was “big” in the media over a month ago. the author was even on colbert.

By: Boris Badenough

Boris Badenough — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:45:42 +0000

So someday you too could have a robotic wife without the current time and expense of becoming the President.

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:59:52 +0000

Hello? Is this the Toybot Company? Um, yes, I’d like to order a female toybot. It’s for a friend. Yes, ok. Which model. Well, you know in Star Wars VI, Princess Leia, what? Most popular model? Really. Heh heh. The waiting list is HOW long??

By: DBK

DBK — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:05:19 +0000

In a nutshell: I like fucking humans.

By: justme

justme — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:01:06 +0000

HEEEEYYYYYY AAAABBBOOO-BOOTTTT!

Ever so sorry.

By: kiki

kiki — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:30:49 +0000

I’m gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Well, I’m gonna get me an Olivia D’Abo-bot. Hubba hubba.

By: windy

windy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:24:03 +0000

A four star, apparently serious review on Amazon: I can only imagine the amount of interesting research David Levy had to do for this book.

By: The Politzanian Citizenry

The Politzanian Citizenry — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:19:11 +0000

“And this guy’s wife goes around lecturing people about a supposed masculinity crisis in America.”

Those durn Republicans. Always projecting.

By: anangryoldbroad

anangryoldbroad — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:07:57 +0000

Ahem. Some women don’t use,em,appliances, because quite frankly they overstimulate(causing pretty much a numbness that’s anything but pleasurable) and make orgasm impossible. On the other hand,heh,a gentle touch and just the teeniest bit of concern can produce remarkable results. And I say this as a female who knows what she likes,knows what she doesn’t and has no problem saying so. Repression isn’t the same as not liking something and communicating one’s preferences.

By: LD

LD — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:10:58 +0000

And the one I forgot:
-Harddick not found, reboot from floppy?

By: LD

LD — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:10:15 +0000

I have to wonder, has the professor thought about the error and pop-up messages on the cybersluts:

-Penis not found, abort, retry, fail?
-New hardware found. Searching drivers for mini-dick.
-New hardware has been instralled faultily, it may work improperly
-Access violation in area FFEC06F2
-Virus detected. Choose action: Erase, Quarantee, Ignore
-The system performance is suffering, it i suggested you opgrade your hardware.
-Please wait while performing backup
-Low power, entering hibernation

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:27:14 +0000

WordPress lies! My beautiful, informative text wall, no!