“P.J. O’Rourke used to be kinda funny for a douchebag. Now he’s mostly just douchebag.” – Me

April 8, 2008 at 5:04

God Dammit, I am disgusted by this stupid claim that we are “at war”.

Me too. I don’t diss the troops; they’re just doing their jobs, and I admire their dedication and regret every sacrifice. But this isn’t a “war.” It’s a playground bully beating up the weakest kids and expecting to be rewarded for it.

Willard Mitt Romney
http://willardromney.blogspot.com/

Rudolph Giuliani
http://rudolphgiuliani.blogspot.com/

Mike “The Huckster” Huckabee
http://mikeyhuckabee.blogspot.com/

John “Juan” McCain
http://juanmccain.blogspot.com/

Now understand how we got into this mess;

How the Republican Party Committed National Suicide By JB Williams
http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_19227.shtml

Who Hijacked the Primaries? by Brett Winterble
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=24726

The Death of Conservatism? 43 Mistakes and the GOP’s Dobson’s Choice
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1961546/posts

GOP Leads Astray
http://gopleadsastray.blogspot.com/

“At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child – miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill disciplined, despotic, and useless. Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats.” – P.J. O’Rourke

Kristol would take out a second mortgage to bet on a two-toed-tree-sloth beating a leopard in a 50-yard-dash. Such is his “genius” in politics.
He himself has publicly admitted he chumps it nearly every single time he opens his yap – but the Wingnut Welfare keeps flowing freely. Reassuring BS will always find a market in troubling times, no matter how often it kills & maims the innocent.
Kristol is a self-confessed attention-whore. The recipe is simple – ignore him & he’ll go away.

(Unless he’s a Democrat.)

It’s called “The Audacity of Poop.”

Liberals. Hmf.

When did they get all politically correct on us?

“Ooooh! Rev. Wright offended us! Boo hoo hoo!”

Rev. Wright needs to stand strong and not worry about offending any of these inconsistent conservative cowards.

After all, who cares what shoelimpy’s sock puppets think?

It may seem that way to you. But then, it would seem that way to any conservative. Because conservatives never, ever, change. Even though you’re scared shitless about the present, we better not change anything because, what, it might get worse? It can’t get much worse.

One of these things is not the others, one of these things does not belong. I expect your answer on my desk by 10 a.m.
A. Conservative
B. Change
C. Liberal
D. Progressive
E. Democrat
F. Betterment
G. Life

This is beyond stupid.

No. Change is a real concept. It’s a word with meaning.

I don’t like bush/cheney. I don’t like what they’ve done with war. I don’t like what they’ve done with the economy. I don’t like what they’ve done with the constitution. I don’t like what they’ve done with politics in government. I want something different. I want….CHANGE.

Anyone who’s happy with bush/cheney, well, I can’t understand it, but those people would be opposed to change. For the rest of us? Change, a different path, a different way of doing things is a tremendously attractive message, and one we’d very much like to see win out in november…

mikey

And how the fuck would you know?

And make sure you use two coats of wax on that turd this time, Bill.

>Or is the American public really so stupid that they’ll only vote for someone who eats artery-clogging shit?
Sadly, yes!

>Do I really want to know the answer to that question?
Sadly, no!

Maybe it’s my endearing but ultimately soul-crushing naivete speaking, but I really think Obama will win. I think he’s shown he can turn any attack around.

But I’ve been wrong so many times by underestimating people’s desire to fuck themselves in the most unpleasurable ways. It’s sad. I’m going to have to go back into a fetal position after November again, aren’t I?

Agreed on the first part, not so much on the second. I had faith in Obama eight months ago. He has shown (at least to me) that he can pace himself very well. You don’t finish the race by sprinting from the start.

Well, at 47, he probably isn’t going to get any taller, no.

Woah can’t wait to hitch up to that wagon!

Smut, I don’t think we appreciate you enough. I’d just like to take this opportunity to say I adore you. And you owe me a keyboard.

http://www.tv.com/real-time-with-bill-maher/september-5-2003/episode/440260/summary.html?tag=ep_list;ep_title;16

I remember Hughley’s quote a little differently, to wit:

“You’re high, aren’t you? You’re high! I got a cousin in rehab, and he says some of the same shit you do.“