Comments on: Shorter Pat Boone

By: JABbering Stooge :: Shorter Pat “Junk in a Box” Boone: :: December :: 2008

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:52:43 +0000

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By: S. Palin

S. Palin — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:38:50 +0000

HEY LOKK!! all of Obams experience and ideas are in this box.

By: Kip W

Kip W — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:45:40 +0000

Shorter: Pat Bone.

By: Kip W

Kip W — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:37:41 +0000

“… What a time to get a boner!”

By: J. A. Baker

J. A. Baker — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:47:14 +0000

Is it just me, or is he "doing a Lynndie" to himself?

By: jim

jim — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:55:38 +0000

So Pat Boone is a political authority now?
Sadly, No!
Look on the bright side … it could’ve been Ted Nugent.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:41:02 +0000

B. Mao Obama pulled out his bassoon
There is an alternative version where the Pie Piper plays the Trumpet Call of Freedom, alerting all the patriotic Gary Rupperts of the town, who follow him into oblivion.

By: Dagoril

Dagoril — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:35:15 +0000

Perhaps Pat should put his “pipe” away, before calling Barack Obama the pied piper.

While we may call him “Half-cocked Pat,” he can take comfort at least in having veritably IMMENSE testicles. You can see those things outer space.

By: Tim (the Other One)

Tim (the Other One) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:41:00 +0000

“when was the last time you dug a ditch..
I just can’t keep up with you kids and your new euphemisms all the time.”

These kids today, with the fire, and the wheel, and that printing press….

By: OB-GYN Kenobi

OB-GYN Kenobi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:46:30 +0000

They say he gotta go to rehab
But he said, no, no, no

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:35:47 +0000

Shorter Pat Boone: Damn kids, lookit! (repeat)

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:26:06 +0000

Shortet Pat Boone: Damn kids, get off my lawn! (repeat)

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:58:48 +0000

Um, why is Pat Boone looking for the story of the Pied Piper in the Encyclopedia Americana? Where the hell is Hamelin anyway? Missouri?

By: Arky The Islahomobamaist

Arky The Islahomobamaist — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:17:41 +0000

Pat’s attempt to grasp a bit of relevancy continues. How sad.

By: Fats Durston

Fats Durston — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:05:09 +0000

I see the leading Democrat candidate for the office of president of the United States as eerily similar to the fabled pied piper

According to a German legend he was a magician who promised to rid the town of Hamelin from rats for a stipulated sum of money. He performed his task by playing on his pipe as he walked to the Weser River and the rats, following the music, were charmed into the river and drowned. On the citizens then refusing to pay the money, the piper took up his pipe once more and led the way out of the town followed by 130 children [who] vanished forever.

Yes. The similarities are spooooooooky. In every sense of the word. Like when B. Tamerlane Obama played that clarinet (elitist fuck!) in Philadelphia, and all the stray cats (but, unfortunately, not the band the Stray Cats*) in the town followed him into the Delaware. And then, when the city wouldn’t pay him his demanded 30 pieces of silver, B. Mao Obama pulled out his bassoon and all those poor inner-city children followed him into New Jersey and Certain Death.

*If this were really Pat Boone, a huge tragedy. I can go only so far play-acting, people.

By: julia

julia — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:47:44 +0000

This is a big, loud, shrieking fundamentalist dogwhistle. All the magic and hypnotism and capturing the minds of our youth? Satan. Just saying.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:31:17 +0000

vanmojo said,

April 7, 2008 at 4:43

Pat Freekin’ Boone … I love how he identifies himself with the “millions of beleaguered, overtaxed, desperately hard-working citizens” who will apparently be the victims of big government if Obama or Clinton is elected.…

Pat lives in Beverly Hills. Just keep that in mind when he talks about “desperately hard-working citizens.” Nothing wrong with living in Beverly Hills, of course….

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:06:55 +0000

when was the last time you dug a ditch..
I just can’t keep up with you kids and your new euphemisms all the time.

By: King Oscar

King Oscar — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:33:48 +0000

I'm impressed that Boone props up his argument by quoting the always reliable Jill Stanek. It was Nurse Jill who recently warned us that Western Civilization is about to be destroyed by an unstoppable horde of Chinese guys with boners.

By: Michael Harrington

Michael Harrington — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:15:32 +0000

Little Richard owes this ass a six-months-in-a-coma beatdown.