Ha, nice. I call bogus though because the big drink pre-1790 or so was rum, not whiskey.

I have to confess to a great disappointment. I checked back with my astrologer and she wouldn’t stand by the Washington quote – like el Doughboy and the Ben Stein, I thought that I’d give the unreality, alternative world view realm a whirl. Very disappointing. Apologies to George….and, of course, the whiskey cartel.

Grist for the mill.

Too funny. You people really are stupid.

I’ll be back to skewer all of you again next time. I’ll be concise, too.

I fmoke two Jointes in ye Morninge, I fmoke two Jointes at Nighte,
I fmoke two Jointes in ye After-Noone, it maketh me feel All-Ryghte.
I fmoke two Jointes in Time of Peace, & two in Time of War
I fmoke two Jointes before I fmoke two Jointes, & then I fmoke two more

A true Patriot of the United Colonies dust drinketh the homeland whiskey and not the white swill of the Lutheran pretenders from across the seas. They conspire with Spain against our national security and seek our western lands.
- George Washington, 1774

I think it’s pretty clear, the conspiracy lives.

ANGLO MOTHER
You’re just tearin’ everything down!
Tearin’ down our heritage, tearin’
down the memory of people that fought and died for this land.

CHICANO FATHER
We fought and died for this land, too! We fought the U.S. Army, the Texas Rangers–

ANGLO FATHER
Yeah, but you lost, buddy!
Winners get the bragging rights, that’s how it goes.

PRINCIPAL
People–people– I think it would be best not to put things in terms of winners and losers–

ANGLO MOTHER
Well, the way she’s teachin’ it has got everything switched around. I
was on the textbook committee, and her version is not–

PRINCIPAL
We think of the textbook as kind of a guide, not an absolute–

ANGLO MOTHER
–it is not what we set as the standard! Now you people can believe
what you want, but when it comes to teaching our children–

CHICANO MOTHER
They’re our children, too!

ANGLO FATHER
The men who founded this state have a right to have their story–

DANNY
The men who founded this state broke from Mexico
because they needed slavery to be legal to make a fortune
in the cotton business!

PILAR
I think that’s a bit of an oversimplification–

ANGLO FATHER
Are you reporting this meeting or runnin’ it, Danny?

DANNY
Just adding a little historical perspective–

ANGLO FATHER
You may call it history, but I call it propaganda. I’m sure they got
their own account of the Alamo on
the other side, but we’re not on the
other side, so we’re not about to have it taught in our schools!

PILAR
There’s no reason to be so threatened
by this–I’ve only been trying to get across
some of the complexity of our
situation down here–cultures coming
together in both negative and positive
ways.

ANGLO MOTHER
If you mean like music and food and
all, I have no problem with that. –but when you start changing who
did what to who.

TEACHER
We’re not changing anything, we’re
presenting a more complete picture.

ANGLO MOTHER
And that’s what’s got to stop!

TEACHER
There’s enough ignorance in the world
without us encouraging it in the
classroom–

ANGLO MOTHER
Now who are you calling ignorant?

PRINCIPAL
Folks, I know this is a very emotional
issue for some of you, but we do
have other business to attend to–

CHICANO FATHER
We’re not going to get some resolution
on this?

PRINCIPAL
Would you people like to form another
committee?

And former “most liberal” poster on Sadly,No!.

Better be careful. The next thing they’ll do is try to poison us all with salt licorice.

There’s some inspiration for you creative types to run with. Maulkin WOULD be perfect fodder for SNL if she was better know but someone could make internet history by creating some parodies of that shrill bitch that would make a lot of people laugh until they squirted their coffee out their noses.

Absolut apologizes for Mexican Vodka ad.

There are misspellings and there extra felicitous misspellings. Doncha love it when the idjits manage to get the one word wrong that makes them look silliest?

In Colonia Tovar they typically serve the strawberries with cream. Some people drive up from Caracas to have this dish and then drive back home. I believe this dessert is often called Strawberries Romanov, which means they’re czarists up there.

The Mexicans, the Swedes, the Russians, the French, the Spanish (see BBVA and Compass Bank). Who doesn’t have their eye on the U.S. Southwest? I know I do. If you ain’t in on the big land grab, you ain’t nothing. It’s like the Scramble for Africa all over again, except this time with AC!

You are the stupid, sophomoric, anti-American one for wanting Absolute to ‘go fuck themselves’ for exercising their right to free speech.

Simple.

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However, if we stick together we can can show the world that The Truth is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to feed us ever-larger doses of his lies and crackpot assumptions. That’s all I have to say about The Truth so I guess I’ll stop writing now. Oh, and Truth: Before you start formulating a smart reply, don’t bother because I’m just not interested.