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Shorter Roger L. Simon
The Huffington Post and Pajamas Media – Who’s got the magic?
Roger L. Simon: able to leap over Huffington Post in a single
bound!
- Who cares if Huffington Post gets 3.7 million unique visitors per month? We get 4 million visitors if you also count the people who visit the blogs on our blogroll. And it’s 8 million if you also include the people who visit the blogs on the blogrolls of the blogs on our blogroll. Nyah-nyah-nyah. So there.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
Gavin adds: Dood, let’s add freakin’ Perez Hilton to our freakin’ blogroll, for shall we not then eat like kings?
eataTREE said,
April 1, 2008 at 18:58
Wow. According to this logic, I have the most popular blog on the Internet. Woot!
roy edroso said,
April 1, 2008 at 18:58
Good luck explaining that to ad buyers, fedora-boy.
Me said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:01
I’m 6’5″ and 220 pounds of rippling muscle, if you include my fictional version of myself.
dan b said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:05
4 million people saw ‘Scenes From a Mall’, if you include the people who saw everything else Woody Allen has ever been in.
norbizness said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:06
Six Degrees of Fucking Dipshit?
Cangrejero said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:11
I’ve slept with Marie Jon’, if you include all of the partners of people I’ve slept with and all of their partners and all of their partners and all of their partners and all of their partners and all of ther partners and all of their partners and all of their partners.
Cangrejero said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:12
Of course, by that logic I’ve also slept with Roger L. Simon. Does that make my blog the most popular on the internets?
Shorter Roger Simon said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:17
dan b said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:21
Alternatively, shorter Roger L. Simon:
“3.7 million hits, eh? Well, my website is older and doesn’t get nearly as much traffic. Where’s my write-up in the Times?”
The Sphinx said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:23
Somehow it always matters like everything in the world to wingnuts how many visitors their blogs get. Until somebody lets slip the readership figure of, say.. Daily Kos.
Robert M. said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:24
On Sunday morning, my wife put a bowl of low-fat, high-fiber cereal down the in-sink disposal in the kitchen. We discovered last night that the soggy cereal had clogged the stupid thing, and over the course of the (warm Florida) day the mixture of milk and tasty carbohydrates had started to decompose. It smelled truly awful; I opened all my windows, let half a bottle of Drano work its magic, and let it shred four lemon halves to get rid of the smell.
I mention this only because “Pajamas Media Blogger” is an anagram of “A Garbage Jam Implodes”.
Snorghagen said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:26
I’m surprised that Roger L. Simon feels a need to pad his unique visitors count and puff up his importance. You’d think that being CEO of the universally respected Pajamas Media and being associated with cutting-edge thinkers like Charles Johnson would give Simon all the self-esteem anyone could possibly need.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:32
The fact is, I’m gonna fuck you up!
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:39
Clif, you could have said “Who fucking cares if Huffington Post gets 3.7 million unique visitors per month?”
Just sayin’.
dan b said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:41
I’m surprised that Roger L. Simon feels a need to pad his unique visitors count and puff up his importance. You’d think that being CEO of the universally respected Pajamas Media and being associated with cutting-edge thinkers like Charles Johnson would give Simon all the self-esteem anyone could possibly need.
Hey, what’s the fun of Roger being a syphillitic conservative if he can’t get people around the world to notice. “Sure, I’ve got syphillis. Why won’t anyone credit me for all the people I share it with?!”
Roger L. Simon said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:43
Listen, bitches, I’m the Man Who Created Moses Wine! Cocksuckers.
tigrismus said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:47
Oh, Gary, we’re really just not your type: we’re already delinquent sans your contributions, and we’re not minors.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:47
The cussometer seems to be broken, at least when compared with this morning’s results.
In any case, if this doesn’t make you cuss, I don’t know what will.
dan b said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:50
In any case, if this doesn’t make you cuss, I don’t know what will.
Fuck yeah, indeed. I guess when the chips are down it’s easy to run to the arms of Rich Uncle Rupert and Rich Uncle Scaife.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:55
My fucking donkey just died after almost 14 coscksucking hours – he was the love of my buttfucking odious life. He took a goddamned television to the cock and died anally some days thereafter. He was a cunt.
Susan of Texas said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:56
Ha! He believes in evolution! Bad wingnut. Bad.
Legalize said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:56
I wonder how many of those visitors to Panties Media merely clicked, scrolled down to the comments, and then laughed their asses off … like I just did.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:56
There’s also more Obama silliness over Cuba…
Legalize said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:58
Oh yeah: fuck, tits, blowjob.
gbear said,
April 1, 2008 at 19:59
I suppose that Simon’s numbers include the people who linked to his site via TBogg when Mr Bogg posted the horrible review that Roger Ebert wrote regarding ‘Scenes From A Mall”, laying the failure of the movie totally on the screenplay. A very scrumptious smackdown. Half of Simon’s hits must come from sites that link to him via postings that warn ‘You won’t believe this. Go check it out for a laugh.”
Do I have to swear now before I leave?
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:00
The fact is the foul language on this blog is all too typical of godless liberals intent on destroying America and its Christian values.
tigrismus said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:05
We’re gonna fuck up America and your Christian values. As soon as we can figure out what goes where… I’M LOOKING AT YOU, FLORIDA.
Mary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:11
In any case, if this doesn’t make you cuss, I don’t know what will.
Maybe the feared collapse of the Democratic Party won’t be such a bad thing after all…
Creative destruction and all that
Hoosier X said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:12
Leave Florida alone.
Don’t you think they have enough troubles cleaning up after the Jeb Bush governorship?
I live in California and I say, At least we never had Jeb Bush for governor.
Jeb is very funny on Lil’ Bush. I’ll say that for him.
Dorothy said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:13
On Sunday morning, my wife put a bowl of low-fat, high-fiber cereal down the in-sink disposal in the kitchen. We discovered last night that the soggy cereal had clogged the stupid thing,
See, I knew we shouldn’t trust all that fucking liberal ass medicine like “fiber” and shit! Damn, if that shit can clog a garbage disposal, think what it can do to your colon.
BJS said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:14
What percentage of the “Gary” posts are from fake Gary(s)? 50%? 75%? 90%?
I am inclined to believe it is close to 90%
gbear said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:15
here’s the link for that TBoggs reference:
http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2008/03/29/forgive-and-forget-mostly-the-forget-part/
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:18
What percentage of the “Gary” posts are from fake Gary(s)? 50%? 75%? 90%?
Grasshopper, the fact is you are aiming too low, statistically speaking.
gbear said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:19
What percentage of the “Gary” posts are from fake Gary(s)? 50%? 75%? 90%? I am inclined to believe it is close to 90%
BJS, did you used to wonder what percentage of your gifts came from Santa? some things are just not meant to be scrutinized.
tigrismus said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:19
Sounds low, BJS. I’m more curious just how many Garies there are. Also, is there a course, or some sort of certification process?
Southern Beale said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:20
Wow, so if I put both Huffington Post AND Pajamas Media on my blogroll, that means I rule the world, right?
Me likey.
:-)
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:22
Sounds low, BJS. I’m more curious just how many Garies there are. Also, is there a course, or some sort of certification process?
The fact is, yes there is. The fact of the matter is, you need a license to be a Gary.
The fact is, I’m gonna fuck you up!
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:26
The fact is Gary is just a feeling, man, a way of life. It’s, like, you wake up in the morning and that Information Superhighway is callin’ to you. So you climb aboard your hog, and just ride, man, to troll Sadly, No!
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:28
The fact is, you will be assimilated.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:29
The fact is, the Original Gary died back in ’63.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:29
The fact is, the prison guard won’t let me visit any other websites. He thinks it’s funny.
I hate the prison guard.
LOLpert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:29
Can I haz les garyz now? thnxbai.
zeppo said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:31
You know, I thought I was doing hot stuff on my blog yesterday, as my traffic had DOUBLED compared to a normal day (i.e., not “yesterday”). Then, after I looked closer at the stats, I realized that the doubling of hits was caused by one guy in Plano, Texas, who apparently had one post opened and hit REFRESH 62 times in the space of two hours….
OneMan said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:32
Do I have to swear now before I leave?
Well fuck yes.
I mean, shit, dude.
BJS said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:33
Don’t get me wrong. I love fake Gary(s), especially when people who should know better attempt to argue with them.
I am Lord Gary Ruppert = Gordy Arumrat Ripple
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:34
The fucked is, we are reaching the Gary singularity.
BJS said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:36
This is getting to be like the end of Spartacus…
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:39
…. Ruppert had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. ‘I am not Gary Ruppert’ he said. ‘My name is Ryan; I inherited the screenname from the previous Gary Ruppert, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Gary Ruppert either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Ruppert has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:41
The fact is I am not Gary.
dan b said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:41
So, he’s like the Dread Pirate Ruppert?
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:42
All purported Garys are liars.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:43
The fact is, my mentor taught me everything about the Ruppert, even the nature of the dark side.
North Chowderville said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:44
some sort of certification process?
The Gary Academy™.
Now with fourteen campuses across the Heartland.
Unfuckingcocksuckbelievable.
Gary Rupert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:48
The fact is, I am the original, but not the real, Gary Ruppert.
Darth Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:48
There are always two Ruppert Lords at any given time.
Gary Rupert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:50
Listen bitch, you don’t even want to know what you’re dealing with. This is bigger than any shit you’ve ever seen. Just turn around, walk away, and nobodies face needs to get fucked up, ok?
Oh Jesus F. Christ, the fact is!
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:51
The fact is, Ann Althouse is getting no attention at all in this thread.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:52
The fact is, d’oh!
zeppo said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:52
Actually, I envision Ruppert as sort of like the Frankenstein character in those old Universal films. He kept getting killed, like burned up in a windmill or smashed when the damn burst…. But he kept coming back. And it was always someone else! Yes, it was Frankenstein, but it was also Karloff, or Glenn Strange, or even Bela!
Maybe Ruppert is Peter Boyle.
Madeline Kahn said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:56
Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found youuuu!
Ann Althouse said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:56
If you’re a man, Gary, you’ll apologize to me.
D.N. Nation said,
April 1, 2008 at 20:56
I’m very shocked that Glenn Reynolds has already linked to Simon and has noted how Simon is wrong.
Oh, who am I kidding, InstaDoofus just used the “debate” to diss the NYT. Heh. Indeed. Now where’s me a non-alcoholic beer?
NutellaonToast said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:00
The fact is, Gary Ruppert is the most prolific commenter on the internet.
Legalize said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:02
Ruppert is just a ghost story bloggers tell their kids. “You be good or Gary Ruppert will post at your blog and make you stupider,” they says.
Tim (the Other One) said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:04
The fact is; all of you are The Aristocrats !
The Ghost of Yodas Past said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:05
The fact is, my mentor taught me everything about the Ruppert, even the nature of the dark side.
Remember, a Ruppert’s strength flows from the Farce. But beware. Logic, facts, rationality. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:05
The fact is where is our groovy April Fool’s Day prank by the stoned-out hippies who run this blog? They inflicted Cassy Fatso on us, they owe us.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:12
The fact is, Jesus say knock you out.
gbear said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:13
Gary #5924, if you want April Fool’s Day posts, go over to FDL. I promise you, if you read theirs, you won’t want them any more.
Governor William J. Le Petomane said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:19
[Lili von Schtupp has lured Gary back to her room]
Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are… gifted?
[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
——————————————————————————–
[Lili Von Schtupp offers Gary a gigantic sausage]
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Gary: No, thank you. The fact is, fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well how about a little…
[whispers in his ear]
Gary: [shocked] Baby. I’m not from Havana, I am from the Heartland!
Tim (the Other One) said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:22
“Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart”
Fozzetti said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:22
But what about all the blogs HuffPo links to? Do they count in her/it’s “hits”?
Fozzetti said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:23
I nominate ShoeLumpy as worst troll. Gary tries hard… hes #2 (Heh, I said #2)
Gertrudy Rupstein said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:25
The fact is the fact is the fact is the fact.
gbear said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:25
How many ShoeLumpies are there?
PeeJ said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:25
ittdgy: My spousal equivalent is contemplating drawing a big ‘X’ across his “buddy picture” of him and Ed Rendell. And sending it to Ed marked with “you’re dead to me.” or some such.
I think he should.
Fear of a Black Penis said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:30
I’m always around.
pedestrian said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:31
I’d be careful about that, PeeJ. Ed has stepped over to the darkside. Eventually he will most likely be found dead in a public park, but for now if s/he crosses him it could be black helicoptors for you and your unit.
The True Heartland said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:33
Governor Le Petomane, we’ve discussed this matter in great detail before. Gary is in no way, shape or form from teh Heartland.
Please cease this slander post haste.
Gridlock said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:33
Shorter Dipshit:
3.7 million people visit their site, but out 90 separate URLs get a few thousand people visiting 7 or 8 of them.
We should hook this guy up with spaghetti strap girl. They can breed the next generation of conservative geniuses.
pedestrian said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:34
In Colombia they have a saying, “you have to suck a black dick to get into heaven”. I don’t know why they would say that, or why we haven’t heard it in one of George Bush’s speeches.
But anywhoooooo, check!
PeeJ said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:38
Yeah, there is that. But dang. We oranized a fucking fundraiser for him during his first gubernatorial campaign! Never realized he was running for “goober.”
PeeJ said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:40
Is Bob Allen Columbian?
Righteous Bubba said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:45
God bless Josh Marshall. On April Fool’s Day he produces a bloopers reel that has – and I refuse to verify this – absolutely nothing funny in it.
http://www.veracifier.com/episode/TPM_20080401
zeppo said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:57
I must state, unequivocally, that there is NOTHING funny about April Fool’s Day and never has been. I find absolutely nothing humorous about a “holiday” in which roving gangs of fourth graders troll around the playground during recess, putting a dead spider they found down the back of your shirt collar, and yelling “Spider! Spider!” while you shriek and thrash about, frantically try to get the spider out of your shirt collar, and then they push you down and you have to run into the boys restroom to recover while they are all laughing at your and pointing, and the girls are all over in a huddle by the swings and point and you and whisper to each other, and then you find, to your everlasting humiliation, that you peed in your pants and you still feel the spider on your neck…
Sniff….
No, there is NOTHING funny about April Fool’s Day.
pedestrian said,
April 1, 2008 at 21:59
My best friend sent her older, lesbian sister a text message asking if she could borrow money, and then convinced her that it was because she was pregnant and she didn’t want anyone to know about it.
I thought that was a pretty good prank.
SomeNYGuy said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:00
When did Joe Klein start posting here as “zeppo”?
gbear said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:01
Now HERE’s a matter of national sovereignty that Gary can get behind. Don’t let those foreigners take our American soil!
http://www.ely.org/
zeppo said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:03
I am not Joe Klein and have never been Joe Klein, nor am I likely to be Joe Klein in the near future, and furthermore, I find that an insult to all zeppos of this world.
tigrismus said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:06
This one is pretty funny, but this just made me depressed.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:08
Today would be the day to launch an invasion wouldn’t it?
Notorious P.A.T. said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:11
There are always two Ruppert Lords at any given time.
So which one do we have here–the master or the student?
Smut Clyde said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:17
Holy strap-ons! Sadly,No! appears to have morphed overnight into the Deadwood Appreciation Society.
Chlamydia Champaigne said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:17
My brother and I had a long running practical joke war years ago. The coup de gras was when I broke into his locked bedroom, found a used pair of underwear on the floor with a really nice and substantial skid mark on it (popcorn kernel shells included), sealed it in an insulated manilla envelope with a sweet note inside, and mailed it to his girlfriend.
He called for a truce after that.
gbear said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:18
Today would be the day to launch an invasion wouldn’t it?
no.
Smut Clyde said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:21
Over at LGM, the resident troll made an intelligent and humane comment on the subject of prison conditions. It was a few hours early, but I assumed that it was an April Fool joke.
Gary Rupture said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:27
The fact is, if a fake Gary Ruppert posts more prolifically than the original Gary Ruppert, then they have in fact become the real Gary Ruppert. It’s a fact.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:30
The fact is, bow-chicka-WOW-WOW.
moondancer said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:41
Has Simon been contacted by the Clinton campaign yet? I figure that logic and math skill would be needed for her quest for the throne.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:46
The fact is, ask yo mommanems how she be durrin!
Gary Ruppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 22:55
The fact is, I long for the caress of your Cheeto-stained hands.
Gary Shakespert said,
April 1, 2008 at 23:06
The fact by any other name would sound as true.
Gartrude Ruppstein said,
April 1, 2008 at 23:08
Fact is a fact is a fact is a fact
a very public sociologist said,
April 1, 2008 at 23:24
What do you have to do to get on the coveted Sadly, No! blogrolls and share the benefits of a gazillion readers?
shoelimpy™ said,
April 1, 2008 at 23:31
The Huffington Post only gets 3.7 million hits a day?
I get that in an hour. A bad one.
Rary Guppert said,
April 1, 2008 at 23:39
The fact is that the reel Gary makes tons of typoes.
mikey said,
April 1, 2008 at 23:41
If you have to go through life being shoelimpy (both as an identification and as a condition) there are no GOOD hours…
mikey
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April 1, 2008 at 23:47
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Garene Ruppritte said,
April 1, 2008 at 23:53
Ce n’est pas un fait
Garuska Ruppertinsky said,
April 2, 2008 at 0:06
????? ?????? ??? ? ?????.
OB-GYN Kenobi said,
April 2, 2008 at 0:07
Of course, Mr. Simon does realize that house fires draw crowds, doesn’t ne?. And that everyone slows down to gawk at horrendous freeway accidents?
Not all attention is good. Sometimes people pause and look just so they can take a gander at something weird, not because they’re especially interested in you. This may be what’s happening to Mr. Simon and his “intellectual” fellow travelers.
Gerhardt Rupprecht said,
April 2, 2008 at 0:08
Es ist eine Tatsache, daß ich ein Faschist bin.
SomeNYGuy said,
April 2, 2008 at 0:18
Meanwhile, at Daily Howler, Somerby mocks Ryan Lizza for sucking up to McCain … then immediately turns around and bashes Eugene Robinson with a ball-peen hammer for daring to spank McCain. Apparently, hating on an Obama supporter is more urgent and important than stopping the Republican.
My head hurts, no ball-peen hammer necessary.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:12
The fact is, Eugene Robinson is a faggot.
Gary Ruppert™³²®© said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:19
The fact is, the liberals are insulting Saint John Sidney McSame, a true american pigidiot.
And we hear in the heartland won’t fart still for it!
Jennifer said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:25
April Fools’ Day can kiss my ass.
I had an accident this morning, bright and early on my way to work. Nothing funny about it.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:28
I had an accident this morning, bright and early on my way to work. Nothing funny about it.
You had another diaper handy right?
mikey said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:34
Bubba, I’m pretty sure Jennifer’s not an astronaut…
mikey
Smut Clyde said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:45
The next culinary comment from Mikey, I’m going to call him a gastronaut.
My fondness for beer entitles me to the label “juggernaut”.
Jennifer said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:46
Who the fuck do you think I am, Bubba?
John Fucking McCain?
SomeNYGuy said,
April 2, 2008 at 1:56
Smut Clyde said,
the label “juggernaut”.
Sorry, already taken by Cassy.
Gary Ruppert said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:18
The fact is, I spank you.
Teh Heartland's Ass said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:23
The fact is, I spank you.
The fact is, Gary, you try that you’ll be drawing back a bloody stump.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:27
Shitty shitty car bang, Jennifer?
That sux. At least it sounds like you didn’t get hurt.
Chlamydia Champagne said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:34
Shitty shitty car bang, Jennifer?
That sux. At least it sounds like you didn’t get hurt.
Without first reading Jennifer’s comment about that, it looked like you were talking about bad sex in a car.
Anne Laurie said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:48
Ruppert is just a ghost story bloggers tell their kids. “You be good or Gary Ruppert will post at your blog and make you stupider,” they says.
Well, the notorious GR brand of Teh Stupid is certainly contagious, but I don’t think it requires a tinfoil helmet to believe that some double-digit percentage of the American voting public is moronic enough to get its jollies hanging around spewing hate & illogic in a forum where it’ll only get them abused. After all, these are, until the voting machine technology is wrested out of Diebold’s control, GWBush supporters.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:49
Bad secks in a car? How is this possible?
Anywho, watertiger rocks.
Righteous Bubba said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:54
Bad secks in a car? How is this possible?
No back seat, gearshift troubles.
Landru said,
April 2, 2008 at 2:57
While Roger Simon is Gary Ruppert, it’s really sad that 3.7 million unique visitors a month are duped into visiting a wackjob hotbed of people who want your children to die of measles.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
April 2, 2008 at 3:02
Speaking of bad secks…
PS said,
April 2, 2008 at 3:03
OT, but for sheer concentrated inanity, have a look at the Comments on the WashPo dissection of Obama’s title at the U of Chicago law school. An entire article on the vital distinction between Professor (which he was not) and professor (which he was) is ludicrous enough but some people went ballistic about it. Actually I might add the “s” and call it insanity; it’s one or the other if not both.
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2008/04/professor_obama.html#comments
Patkin said,
April 2, 2008 at 3:03
Care to support that with anything?
SamFromUtah said,
April 2, 2008 at 3:09
Criminy. Who put the meth in Gary’s cheetos?
Gary Ruppert said,
April 2, 2008 at 3:20
The fact is, D-IIIIiiiieee grow veary of this vorld! When shall ve return to Transylvania, HUH!?!
Lesley said,
April 2, 2008 at 3:49
Will liars ever cease?
Smut Clyde said,
April 2, 2008 at 4:33
My fucking donkey just died after almost 14 coscksucking hours – he was the love of my buttfucking odious life.
Oddly enough, Rathergood.com have a song on this very topic.
The Visigoth said,
April 2, 2008 at 16:28
By this logic, I and Wayne Gretsky combined have over 900 career goals in the NHL.