Comments on: Shorter Marsha West

By: Marmoset

Marmoset — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:59:30 +0000

Uh.. yeah… back away slowly.. avoid eye contact. The next time someone is ranting about how we need to respect “people of faith” just point them her way.

By: Candy

Candy — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:50:52 +0000

Hey, Matt McMahon, could you Nebraskans please annex the redneck western third of Iowa, so the rest of the state can get on with being righteously Blue?

kthxbai!

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:25:28 +0000

But the bunnies & Kishkan & I all live on a double Superfund site, so even if I was that ambitious (or thrifty) it would totally phreak the Spousal Unit out… Not near Rose Hill dump in RI, is it?

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:20:04 +0000

comes as a complete effing surprise to approximately one in five drivers.

One in five? You’re being kind.

By: Duros Hussein 62

Duros Hussein 62 — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:07:37 +0000

We attend Church and Bible Study regularly and attend weekly Visitation.

Court ordered and monitored, I’m assuming.

By: mike&Tomatos

mike&Tomatos — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:02:06 +0000

God fuck it all to damn, I hate people.*

*My new default comment to all posts about wingnuts.

Noooooo. That’s backwards. They’re doin’ it for love. =))

By: D. Aristophanes

D. Aristophanes — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:49:48 +0000

God fuck it all to damn, I hate people.*

*My new default comment to all posts about wingnuts.

By: mikeinportc

mikeinportc — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:16:23 +0000

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By: mikeinportc

mikeinportc — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:15:18 +0000

“Oprah Winfrey’s message comes straight from the pit of hell. Think about that for a moment. Who else but Satan would be behind such a diabolical movie? Why would any serious follower of Jesus Christ worth their salt waste his or her time watching Oprah’s show?

Oprah did give us Dr Phil…….

mikey :http://www.amishlandseeds.com/images/schimmeigstripedhol.jpg
It’s about halfway down , on this page

http://www.amishlandseeds.com/tomatoes_yellow.htm

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:54:41 +0000

At least in SLC you have nice broad straight flat roads for the morons to skid around on.

True, and I count this among my blessings. I do live in a hilly part of town, but the roads are still straight and wide and it’s easy to see the dumb ones coming.

And better still, I live right near a rail stop so if I can make it across one street I can avoid driving altogether. Teh yhey for the Utah Transit Authority!

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:00:10 +0000

Well, if you can wait until mid-July, I’ll have some proper home-grown tomatoes… grown in planters containing non-Superfund-certified soil, of course!

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:48:33 +0000

Hmm, ok.

Could we stuff some tomatos?

mikey

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:02:12 +0000

You can clean ‘em and bone ‘em and in no time you could have ‘em in a white hot wok with some peppers and chopped nuts and sesame oil and soba noodles.

*Sigh*. Mikey, the Demon Kishkan only demonstrates her murderous talents on the teeeensiest little baby bunnies (and voles, and on one red-letter day a chipmunk). I think you could probably just roast ‘em whole on toast and eat them bones & all, like orlatons. But the bunnies & Kishkan & I all live on a double Superfund site, so even if I was that ambitious (or thrifty) it would totally phreak the Spousal Unit out…

Also, so far our 15-pound rescue dog hasn’t figured out that Kishkan’s “special toys” might be edible once she gets tired of them, and I don’t want to put ideas in his greedy little head.

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:26:09 +0000

Ha. In DC they panic when they predict snow SOMEWHERE ELSE. It really is a sight to see (but not to drive in). Those from further south than here don’t have a clue how to drive in snow so they go 10 miles an hour on clear, plowed streets, while the northerners all get cocky (you call THIS snow?) and go too fast because they forgot how to drive when the roads are NOT clear.

By: acrannymint

acrannymint — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:33:44 +0000

All it takes in the Baltimore area is one hint of the white death from the sky to cause a run on milk, bread and toilet paper at the grocery stores.
Personally, I like to hit the liquor store in the hope that it really snows and I can sit by the fire with a glass of wine and not go to work.

By: Legalize

Legalize — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:30:16 +0000

I hate it when I forget to change my name back.

By: Love Canal

Love Canal — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:29:40 +0000

The Donkey Kong documentary was really great stuff. The “champion” guy who wouldn’t face the challenger in an honest match, and who advocated rule changes as the circumstances suited him, is such a GOPer.

Also, has anyone mentioned the one, true G*d, Galaga? I’ll fuck some kids up in a game of Galaga.

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:25:41 +0000

never once have I allowed her to bring one of the baby bunnies she’s slaughtered inside, and for much the same reason

I’m not so sure that’s the best plan available, Anne Laurie.

You can clean ‘em and bone ‘em and in no time you could have ‘em in a white hot wok with some peppers and chopped nuts and sesame oil and soba noodles.

Damn, I’m tellin you, that would be just fine with a nice crisp Gewürztraminer…

mikey

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:24:05 +0000

Here in Salt Lake City nobody panics about the snow, but they all forget how to drive in it between one winter and the next. It’s taking your life into your hands to go out on the streets on the first snow day. At least in SLC you have nice broad straight flat roads for the morons to skid around on. I spent almost 20 years in mid-Michigan and the next 20 here in New England, both areas where snow can reasonably be expected anytime after Columbus Day and before Memorial Day, and yet every blasted year the first snowfall (or two or three) comes as a complete effing surprise to approximately one in five drivers. And around here, those lackwits' inability to remember what they learned through bitter experience just a few months ago is compounded by a road topography designed by drunks, litigators, and glaciers. Whenever I wonder why Dubya's approval ratings haven't dipped into the negative zone, I remind myself that some peoples' memories don't extend any further back than last weekend.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:17:27 +0000

Then, when you’re done? You drive back home where it doesn’t snow.

Which is exactly why I went off to college in So. Cal. I was really goddam sick of shovelling the stuff. Of course, I ended up back here, but I had a few years of that awesome January sun.