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“A little group of Ethiopian cavalry was blooming like a rose when my fragmentation bombs fell in their midst. It was great fun and you could hit them easily.”
Noonan is channelling Vittorio Mussolini.

You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you’ll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go

Yes, but one teh hawtest doggie-style sex scenes in movie history!

Ok, way late to this party. Sorry.

war would thus be unshorn of glory, and honor would truly be restored for the high council.

Preview is my friend…

For fuck’s sake.

The fact is, you are just dumn.

Classic.

Plus, in 300, after an entire first act of The Training of The Young Leader and His Inculcation With the Spartan Martial Ethos, he goes to the top of a mountain, and an hysterical teenage girl and four drooling oldsters shut down the entire Spartan military.

Do you say that you will fight ME, then?

(brandishes umbrella)

The fuck you mean by “we” there, buddy?

Was there a Judeo-Christ who got crucified as well? Hadn’t heard of him.

Damn you, barbarians!

For God’s sake pick a parody style and stick with it. Homer Simpson got quite a bit less funny when he was psychotic instead of just dumb.

And gary, I can dig into my family history too, to find shell shocked relatives, young widows, and uncles that cant talk about anything between 1940 & 1945, but you don’t really give a shit. If war is as glorious as you think, then go volunteer, they have dropped the requirements now, so that conviction back in the 80’s wont stop you.,

The 300? The Spartans were the original facists. Their child-rearing methods make the Hitler Youth look like the #%$#%$@*&! Cub Scouts. All-in-all, a chickenhawkwingnut wet dream.

Gary Ruppert said,

The fact is, none of you liberals have the guts or balls for the glory of war that our brave men do, and you mock their service, say its about imperialism, which it is not so shut up.

Glory ? Let me dig into the family history ……. Henry Ludington, Sybil Ludington? (look ‘em up) OK maybe . There is the matter of dead friends and neighbors , and the burned town . Civil War ? My uncle x a few greats, was tied spread eagle to a cannon wheel, as a prank. It rained, and with the uneven load, sank unevenly, tipped over , and he drowned . Glorious!
WWII ? My grandfather was a medic, and he came back . Other than that , I don’t know, because he could never bring himself to talk about it. Might have been part of the divorce . My mother bounced around between relatives for a few years, as Grandma had a hard time of it , until remarrying. Grandpa #2 ( the one I knew better) was at Omaha Beach, and later , one of the concentration camp towns . Mention of those facts, silence, and a drained, distant look were all I know of it. He couldn’t say any more, and that , only on 3 or 4 occasions . Must be it was too effing glorious.

Vietnam? My father was offered a bonus to re-up and ship out there, but thankfully , he declined . Some of his friends weren’t so lucky . The recently returned vets I knew as a kid, all seemed messed up.

Yeah Gary , soooooo glorious . Get a #$&$^%)n’ clue!

btw, me? The Coast Guard said thanks, but no thanks . (injuries)