Comments on: My Sacrifice

By: creed sucks

creed sucks — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:31:05 +0000

Despite rumors to the contrary, Creed still sucks.

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crazydrumguy | readblog | » Freedom (of Speech) Isn’t Free — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:05:00 +0000

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By: neil

neil — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:48:31 +0000

52 seconds (6 less than my age in earth years) and i was heaving up my wonderful breakfast of nathan’s hotdogs, hot mustard and jalapeños on sourdough…
i didnt see any of the peet’s french roast in there.
at least that was saved.

it’s those fuckin’ cracker-ass-crackers isnt it?

jeebus, i hate blowin’ jalapeños out my nose this early in the morning… thanks a fuckin’ lot,
… assholes.

By: Tlazolteotl

Tlazolteotl — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:45:46 +0000

Van Halen’s “Panama” is likewise a double-time version of “Jump.” :)

The best cover evah of ‘Jump’ was done by Aztec Camera.

Sinf, you mean Nickle Creek, don’t you?

By: Tlazolteotl

Tlazolteotl — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:40:38 +0000

I remember when Atrios linked to the livejournal of that girl who completely dissed Stapp. Good times.

By: christian aaron

christian aaron — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:32:28 +0000

on an up note, i just saw Alice Smith at the Triple Door in Seattle. great music, great chill/in the pocket rhythm section…. and she is smokin’. enjoy!

By: stogoe

stogoe — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:45:06 +0000

Michael Bolton

That no-talent assclown.

Anyways, I feel that Three Doors Down is a far worse band than Creed, if only because of their Army propaganda video that shows on every gorram movie theater.

By: angesterdam

angesterdam — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:32:54 +0000

For fucksakes, why’d you have to go and bring up “My Own Prison?” I just wiped up the blood and vomit on my desk from the videos.

Whoever heard the line “I feel the pain that was given on a sad day of loss” and thought “Hey, these doodz should get a record deal!” should be drawn and quartered.

By: Kyso K

Kyso K — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:52:06 +0000

Here’s the thing I don’t get. In order for a band to be regarded as so awful, don’t they have to, well, actually do something conspicuously awful?

Actually, I may be in the minority here, but I think its a greater crime to be so completely and utterly mediocre than it is to be monumentally bad

Add to this Stapp’s personal douchey magnetism and Creed becomes a lightning rod for scorn. It’s one thing to make mediocre music, another thing to do it for Jesus, and still another to spend the time between derivative recording sessions about how much you love your family and your Lord banging groupies in the back of Kid Rock’s bus.

By: OneMadClown

OneMadClown — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:47:55 +0000

Here’s the thing I don’t get. In order for a band to be regarded as so awful, don’t they have to, well, actually do something conspicuously awful?

Actually, I may be in the minority here, but I think its a greater crime to be so completely and utterly mediocre than it is to be monumentally bad…I mean, if something is truly fucking great or truly fucking terrible, you have something to talk about either way. Creed’s music by contrast was just bland, uninspired, over-produced remixes of old rock cliches, double-filtered to remove any traces of soulful reflection or meaning, and then soaked in a concentrated solution of pure Boring…the auditory equivalent of floating in a sea of room-temperature mayonnaise.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:51:05 +0000

Stapp…it’s an infection only strong antibiotics can cure. I say, abstain!

By: justme

justme — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:00:43 +0000

Yes, Arky, you Stapp-slapper, you. Teh WordPress ate my commentzez as well. I had one that was the most brilliant thing ever to hit the net, too.

Well, not really.

HAH! this time I ctl-c’d it.

By: Latchkey Man

Latchkey Man — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:44:39 +0000

MC Rove was a more significant influence on music than Creeeeeed.

By: g

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:31:24 +0000

Oh, here's one of my favorite groups: 7 Year Bitch I'm not being sarcastic, I love these girls. too bad they broke up.

By: Arky - Slapper of Stapp

Arky - Slapper of Stapp — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:11:34 +0000

If Hendrix sucked ... he would still be able to stomp sCreed's lame ass into the ground, steal their groupies, realize he didn't want the groupies and stomp the groupies without raising a sweat.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:59:08 +0000

Yes, Creed sucks but no worse than a million other shitty groups that think they are god’s gift to music. The second video was actually funny until the awful guitar solo. But Blue Buddha nailed it… Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy”. If Pearl Jam sucked they would be Creed.

And Alan Parsons early stuff was great when you were stoned. Except for that Time song which single-handedly increased the teen suicide rate while it was on the charts.

By: Arky - Slapper of Stapp

Arky - Slapper of Stapp — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:56:24 +0000

If there were a law against intentionally spreading massive amounts of shite over the intertoobs Brad would be sitting in a jail cell with a large man named The Grim Reamer.

By: Pazuzu's Petals

Pazuzu's Petals — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:43:40 +0000

But, the slow-mo…the clenched hands… the forlorn gazing into the heavens! If that doesn’t scream “Serious Artists” I don’t know what does. O tempore, o mores!

By: paul

paul — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:35:28 +0000

Nope, Arky, just rewind and try again. The Stappness must have spilled onto some of the cogs and gears at S,N! HQ and gummed things up.

By: paul

paul — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:34:35 +0000

I watched about 30 seconds of each of these. Weapons-grade suckitude about sums it up. That’s some lame derivative crap there. I have heard one of them on radio, well the first couple of bars until the “singing” starts: without knowing who it was, I knew it was bad. Learning it was Creed — the only band ever sued by its own fans for a crappy live show? — only confirms that I am not yet incapable of enjoying life.

Seriously, would anyone in any local Battle of the Bands not kick their asses?

And before their defenders converge, I hope they understand that every argument against a band’s intrinsic crappiness proves it. If they can’t defend themselves with their music, nothing you can say will help, other than to make them look weak(er). Work out for yourself how it makes you look . . .