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Oh, Jesus…
The Ole Perfesser recommends this fine piece of nonsense that defends Old Punk’s noxious rant by saying that it was really no different than… wait for it… a Chris Rock comedy routine! No, really:
And the thing is, I did read Old Punk’s posts: both his original one and the response to his critics. And I watched the Chris Rock video. And the same thing struck me, as I watched, and read.
Almost any conversation about race in America is bound to be filled with comforting platitudes and if it isn’t; if it starts to stray into the raw, honest territory Barack Obama says he wants us to venture into, things get uncomfortable mighty fast. Things will be said that make us cringe, on both sides of the fence. And when that happens, we need to be extremely careful about making reflexive accusations of racism.
Because we cannot ever, really, know what is in someone else’s heart, merely by looking at the color of their skin. If we do presume to know that, aren’t we indulging in… well, racism?
What I saw, when I watched that Chris Rock video, and when I read Old Punk’s posts, was two sides of the same coin.
It didn’t take a genius to see the compassion beneath the anger, in both cases.
Golly!
Question: do you know what the first thing Chris Rock says in his infamous “n-word” routine? That’s right: he says that he loves black people. Old Punk, on the other hand, says that while he does “not hate black people,” he is “sick to death of black people as a group.” And what did black people do to him to garner this revulsion? Did they beat him up? Harass him on his way home from work? Why, no! Apparently all they’ve done to tick Mr. Punk off is to wear “tee shirts down to their knees — and jeans belted just above their knees,” which makes him “want to smack them.” They also drive cars that he disapproves of. Oh, and he also suspects that black people are really “a secret society, a massive collection of sleeper cells just waiting for your chance to do serious harm to the rest of us.”
This is significantly different than what Chris Rock was saying in his monologue! Mr. Punk is not merely trashing the self-destructive aspects of hip-hop “thug” culture that Chris Rock and Aaron McGruder capably satirize on a regular basis! He’s saying that he’s “sick of black people as a group” and implying that they’re all terrorists! Can we not see the difference here! Do not make me break out my chart again!
It gets better:
I understand the impulse that makes people want to use the word ‘nigger’. One seeks, by altering our instinctive associations with that word, to lessen the pain it invokes. That is why many blacks object when whites use the term, yet utter it themselves with careless abandon.
Note to Cassandra: it’s perfectly acceptable for people to make fun of people within their own race or ethnic group. Haven’t you ever wondered how Woody Allen and Mel Brooks get away with telling all those Jewish jokes? Ding, that’s right! Because they’re Jews! Similarly, I can trash white people all I want without it being bigoted; hell, when I’m not blogging, I insist that my friends call me Honky McCrackerlips.
Ugh, I can’t believe this is so hard to understand.
UPDATE: And let me take this opportunity as a white guy to forthrightly renounce and reject the band Creed, who have done more to damage the music reputation of white people than any band since Stryper.
Chlamydia Champaigne said,
March 25, 2008 at 23:50
The fact is, Heh. Indeed.
Matt McMahon said,
March 25, 2008 at 23:51
It is the conservatives who are the racists with their opposition to affirmative action. Blacks have been persecuted for centuries therefore the playing field needs to be leveled. In fact affirmative action should be with quotas so that all of America can be represented in any and every work force.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 25, 2008 at 23:51
Abraham Lincoln once said, if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.
Matt McMahon said,
March 25, 2008 at 23:52
All of America should be represented equally in every work force I should have added.
Jacob Singer said,
March 25, 2008 at 23:55
See, white people vote like this, and black people vote like this. It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
And this new troll seems oddly familiar.
mextremist said,
March 25, 2008 at 23:58
I insist that my friends call me Beaner McWetback.
FelixMoronia said,
March 25, 2008 at 23:58
MM is going to get really annoying, isn’the?
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:00
Every day that Chris Rock gets home from….whatever the hell it is that Chris Rock does all day, he sits down and silently weeps for coming up with this bit and thus giving every white racist asshole an excuse for continuing to be a white racist asshole. Of course, he does this while sitting in a chair made of solid gold, while nubile, topless young ladies feed him grapes but…still. He’s weeping, that’s the point.
Jennifer said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:01
I goaded the OldFart into adding an entire second post to try to explain his first one, simply by dissecting/translating the first one in the comments section. He still can’t grasp that having a different fashion sense or taste in automobiles isn’t a sufficient reason to go around shouting “NIGGER!!!” at other people.
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:02
Why does some people here consider me a troll I’m a liberal in fact I’m a Christian Socialist. I support national healh care, a progressive income tax, full government paid welfare for any Americans who can’t work or take care of themselves, free public education (minus the secular component), social security, amnesty for undocumented immigrants, free college scholarships for all Americans. I may agree with conservatives on abortion and same sex marriage, however I also believe that capital punishment is immoral and should be abolished, I support abolshing the police force and replacing it with community activists trained in conflict prevention, I also believe the Iraq war is unjustified genocide and that the Chimperor and Darth Cheney should be impeached. Still want to accuse me of being a troll?
JoshWatermanMN said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:02
I guess that makes me Faggy McBathhouserson!
HumboldtBlue said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:06
Stryper? Holy shit, ya went and did it now.
As for music, I prefer it plain, and simple, and beautifully and creatively done … to wit ….
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762893
North Dakota is for PUSSIES said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:06
Ha ha, let them continue. Don’t say a word, just let all the bitter impotent old farts (McCain not included) rant and rave.
You see they were brought up in a time when crackers could push around the black kids in high school. They thought it was funny.
Now their own grandkids know the words to the latest Soldja Boy song, and that’s what really upsets them; they got to watch their dreams of a whyte power majority get drowned out by hip hop.
Talk about sweet revenge
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:07
I also believe that wars don’t just start out of thin air, they happen because the government and the military industrial complex want them. Therefore I think the military should be abolished and when it is other nations will follow our example.
Dr BLT, Recovering Troll said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:07
Let’s start a conversation about conversations about race. Join my Redneck Roundtable discussion here:
http://people.bakersfield.com/home/Blog/blognroll/23732
Pinky McPinkerson in Montana said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:07
Matt- I think the troll label is applied because what you are saying sounds so hyperbolic that it seems like a conservative is mocking us.
If you really believe that strongly in Affirmative Action I think you’ll even catch flack for those views at this DFH haven.
BTW - Do you know anyone named Saul?
Principal Blackman said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:09
The only thing Ole Perfesser and InstaPunk hate more than racism is black people.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:10
Dammit!
Left the old straw-man hanging out again…
Oregon Guy said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:13
So this pretty much makes the Ole Perfesser Michael Scott from The Office, does it not?
FelixMoronia said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:14
I don’t comment here very often because I don’t have the wit to keep up . However I do have a functioning brain stuck in low gear, it gets up to speed eventually. My first reaction to Matt M. is that he is an amalgam of every character June Allyson played in the movies: syrupy!
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:16
I really do believe in affirmative action. I think blacks have been persecuted in this country for hundreds of years. First slavery then segregation and now work place discrimination. They need to be treated with respect. They are human beings after all.
Chlamydia Champaigne said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:16
Say my name!!
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:17
In fact,
SaulMatt, you sound…odd.Jacob Singer said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:18
“I don’t comment here very often because I don’t have the wit to keep up.”
Same here. This place can be pretty intimidating. The vodka helps, though.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:18
Okay, that’s it.
As a communist, I am declaring a memoratium on right-wing white guys watching anything comedic written for and/or by black people since let’s say the 1970s.
They clearly don’t understand the point, and they’re ruining it for everyone else.
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:19
Guys I’ve been a member of the Amercan Socialist Party my entire adult life. I voted for David McReynolds in 2004. If you don’t know who he is google his name.
FelixMoronia said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:21
Jacob, the vodka may help, but then I end up looking like the photo of mikey that he posted in an earlier thread.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:21
But your tone is identical to certain bridge under-wellers, and you are a hyperbolic self-parody.
C’mon, Saul, where’s my, “Shalom, Gentlemen”?
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:21
That’s nice. You’re…kind of stupid. Well-meaning, perhaps, but…stupid.
Pansy McTeabagger said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:21
And I get to call people faggot. neener neeener neener
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:22
I don’t think Barrack Obama is leftwing enough. He doesn’t support abolishing the military and I’m pretty sure he supports the death penalty.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:23
See, guys, its not intimidating commenting around here.
You just have to have absolutely no shame like me or our old buddy Saul here.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:23
Yeah, you’re a troll. Still stupid though.
FelixMoronia said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:25
yes t4toby but I have noticed you seem to have several distinct personalities!
Jacob Singer said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:25
I bet Matt shouts Surrender Dorothy! whenever he climaxes.
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:26
Whos Saul and why do you think I’m him? Read my post at 0:02 I explained my political beliefs there. I’m probably one of the most liberal members of this blog.
NutellaonToast said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:27
I actually wish I were gay so I could call things that I don’t like “gay” ironically.
Chlamydia Champaigne said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:28
I actually wish I were gay so I could call things that I don’t like “gay” ironically.
It’s a lot of fun.
Wha-PSSHH!!
FelixMoronia said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:29
…one of most liberal members of this blog.
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Satan's Dirty Underwear said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:29
Many SNers have multiple personalities. We are large. We contain multitudes.
With me it’s only cause I’m off my meds.
Gary 2.1 on the other hand….
atheist said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:30
I insist that my friends call me Beaner McWetback.
I guess that makes me Faggy McBathhouserson!
I guess I’ll change my name to Nihilist DontBelieveInJackson
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:31
If the military were abolished all other countries would follow our example and then their would be world peace.
FelixMoronia said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:32
t4, if I could create one of those winking emoticon things I would. Since I am unable to do so will you settle for a knowing nod of the head?
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:32
I always link my different personalities to my blog for, er, clarity.
cough Blogwhore cough
s@ul said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:32
Sh@lom, gentlemen.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:32
Word, Felix.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:33
I demand all my friends call me Whitey McLeninstein.
FelixMoronia said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:33
what has Matt M. been smoking? Maybe he is off his meds too.
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:34
Guys I’m a liberal. Is this how you treat one of your own?
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:34
Its just Saul. He comes pre-unbalanced.
OB-GYN Kenobi said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:36
Ahem. Let’s revisit one of Old Punk’s key points.
(ignorant)
“I just feel the need to point out that Senator Obama is just as white as he is black.”
(/ignorant)
Um, I don’t know exactly where Old Punk’s from or resides, but I’m going to guess that he/she’s not from the Deep South. Because down heah, among some folks, there’s absolutely no such thing as being part white, y’all. You’re either white or you’re not. If you’re of mixed race (assuming that one of the races in question is Caucasian), you’re not white.
Oh, wait, let’s jump forward to Old Punk’s next graf and see what we can find.
(ignorant)
“You’re not just speaking from a reference-point of ignorance, stereotyping and fear, right?”
(/ignorant)
Well, I can’t speak for this Jennifer person to whom the Old Punk appears to be addressing himself/herself, but I’m pretty sure that someone in that thread is speaking from such a reference point.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:36
Just about everyone around here is a liberal, but none but you and a couple of other choice ‘personalities’ write in the same style as Saul, our resident cat turd.
FelixMoronia said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:37
there is probably not a psychotropic cocktail available to balance Saul.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:38
Not to mention we liberals fucking trademarked The Circular Firing Squad.
Concerned Democrat said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:39
As a lifelong liberal and democrat, I am a little concerend about the rancour and disagreement between the candidates, and the fact that one is a black man and another a woman. They also talk in weasel words and lie alot. I don’t think either can win the heartland, unless they reach out and start to talk a language the silent minority grass roots can relate to. I’m afraid that I may have to vote for McCain, because at least he talks straight and tells it like it is and will keep us safe from terror. Just sayin
saul said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:40
Shalom.
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:40
Please expain to me how mine and Saul’s style of writing are similar?
Dr BLT, Recovering Troll said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:42
“I don’t think Barrack Obama is leftwing enough. He doesn’t support abolishing the military and I’m pretty sure he supports the death penalty.”
Yeah, he’s quite a right-winger. But hey,
Right-wingers Need Love Too
Dr BLT copyRIGHT 2008
http://www.drblt.net/music/rightwingers.mp3
saul, the disco genie said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:42
SHAZAM!!111!!11, gentlemen.
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:42
Oh Saul you showed up. Explain to me why everyone thinks I’m you?
mextremist said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:43
personally, i don’t believe in christians.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:43
Damn, Saul/Kevin/Gary2.1!
You’re on a roll today.
I’m saying it right now:
Voting for McCain instantly makes you an untoward fuckstick.
That is all.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:43
Good Christ, trolls everywhere! Hey “Concerned Democrat” - you’re not fooling anyone. You also smell like horse urine.
Matt McMahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:45
Ok guys. I mean it now. Who is Saul, and how are mine and his styles similar? If you keep being rude to me I won’t post here anymore. I’ll just go to another leftwing blog where I’ll be appreciated.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:46
That’s the best idea you’ve had all day.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:46
This has been a very entertaining day.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:47
Don’t let the straw-door hit you in the straw-ass on your way out, buddy.
Hattie said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:47
Most of us will settle for fair treatment. Using difference to rationalize away inequity is wrong.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:48
Well, that’ll be a loss.
Also, we have not yet begun to be rude to you.
Concerned Democrat said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:48
Oh, thanks for the warm welcome, and the reasoned debate and openness toward other viewpoints. I am starting to wonder why I ever liked leftwingers, when they are this rude.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:48
All of a sudden I have a hankering for some strawberries.
Chlamydia Champaigne said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:49
SHAZAM!!111!!11, gentlemen.
Can’t remember the name of it, but that’s the best disco song EVAR!
RodeoBob said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:50
No way he’s for real…
Hmm… no contradiction there. National health care, but only for things I don’t find icky!
But do you agree with conservatives on access to birth-control, and comprehensive sex education in public schools? I think you might, which means you’re in the “health care for me, but not for thee” category of BS artists.
So you think abortion should be a crime, but you don’t think there should be any police to enforce it?
Do you agree with conservatives about sodomy laws? Because the only way your ideal “conflict prevention action squad” can prevent abortion and consensual sodomy is through a rather agressive invasion of privacy.
I think most folks were undecided between “deliberatly hyperbolic” or “ignorant idiot”, but this decided it for me. Go read up on what the Turks did, and how they did it, then re-read your WWII history, then go look at Darfur and the Sudan. Then, if your little head isn’t too stuffed with information, read up on the ethnic divisions in Iraq. There are many atrocious things about the U.S. occupation of Iraq, but genocide isn’t one of them. Like Doughy Pantload throwing around the word “facism”, claiming genocide while hyperventilating only serves to weaken legitimate uses of the term.
Allow me to diagram your statement in classical logical structure, and see if you can spot the problem:
If A, then B.
Not-B, therefore PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
It’s really breathtaking to see such rank ignorance of world history. Who knew that it would only take three generations to forget all memory of a time before standing armies? Cubby, a standing military is a modern convention, but wars are ancient. As for dismantling your army so everyone else will follow suit, go look at the Imperial history of China and see how well that worked.
Except for those whole “gays are second-class citizens” and “fan of forced pregnancy” things, I’m sure you’re a great liberal! Actually, I think you’re a fantastic liberal when it comes you your rights. I’m guessing you’re a nice shade of pale white, like chicks, and will never become pregnant or menstruate.
I kinda like this troll… slow-witted enough that it makes me look learned.
Legalize said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:51
As one of the most liberal members of this blog, and totally not Saul, I demand that you all stop being so rude to MM.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:52
As one of the most liberal members of this blog
[Pushes Legalize off the podium]
Ha! Now I’M the MOST liberal!!!
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:53
Nah.
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:53
This is your Sadly, No! on drugs.
It’s like when you get that s l o w acid and you’re pretty sure you’re trippin but the world is really a lot like the regular world but then you notice everything looks like “Leave it to Beaver” and you go “phew, at least the shit worked” but then you go “oh shit, this had all the trappings of a really weird experience” so you drive to the beach as fast as you dare listening to Archers of Loaf all the way.
I mean, that’s happened to you, right?
mikey
Mehitabel the Abyssinian said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:54
yes t4toby but I have noticed you seem to have several distinct personalities!
However, none of them are feline, which makes t4toby a mere beginner.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:54
Dude, go smoke another.
We’re just getting started.
Legalize said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:54
Hehe, I predict that this thread turns into the ending of Blazing Saddles any minute now.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:54
Oh, thanks for the warm welcome, and the reasoned debate and openness toward other viewpoints. I am starting to wonder why I ever liked leftwingers, when they are this rude.
Your point of view is hackier and more trite than ten thousand Gallagher comedy specials. “I won’t vote for Hills or Barry O because I hate bitches and negroes! John McCain will save us from the scary terrorists! Watch me smash this watermelon!”
Satan's Dirty Underwear said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:55
I TOLD you the google is your friend. Dinn I? DIDNN I? Why do you ask questions if you don’t pay attention to the answer? How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?
google (type it exactly as shown including the quotation marks [”] )
“saul said” site:sadlyno.com
Keerist. Wait a minit….. mark?
TB said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:55
” … if it starts to stray into the raw, honest territory … things get uncomfortable mighty fast.”
Yeah, it’s gonna get REAL uncomfortable for crackers like him in the first place.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:55
Except for the beach and the Archers, yes.
Oh and I never drive quickly on hallucinogens.
Concerned Democrat said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:55
Good work. Keep marginalizing centrists like myself and Matt McMahon, and keep losing votes. Keep driving middle America away from your candidates with rediculous policies that will never work. The far left approach will only isolate you. But I guess you deserve it.
Righteous Bubba said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:57
Oh and I never drive quickly on hallucinogens.
You’ve got to stop and rose the smellses once in a while.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:57
Oh noes, a John McCain supporter is going to abandon us! Whatever shall we do?
Dean Booth said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:57
“Did they beat him up? Harass him on his way home from work? Why, no! ”
Don’t you mean Sadly, no!?
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:58
Not really. See, what you’re afraid of is if we don’t cater to your needs, you’ll be exposed as the useless pissflaps you are. Us, we already know you’re useless, not even as idiots, so we don’t need you.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:58
Dude, its Gary2.0
saul said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:59
Shalom and greetings.
The truth is, you liberals are just idiots full of hate. Here in the heartland, where we see through MSM bias, we vote for G-d and Country. You are g-dless heathens without any logic and facts, therefore=fail.
protected static said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:59
Dude, he called himself a socialist… In the great Venn Diagram of politics, there is next to no overlap between “Socialist” and “Centrist.”
Centrists. Hmph.
(Wanders off, singing “Arise, ye prisoners of moderation…”)
Righteous Bubba said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:59
Keep marginalizing centrists like myself and Matt McMahon, and keep losing votes.
If John McCain wins I blame everybody in this thread except for centrists like Matt and Concerned.
Satan's Dirty Underwear said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:00
if A, then B.
Not-B, therefore PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
Shouldn’t that be “therefore Purple-assed baboon?” I just recall something from somewhere about modus ponens and purple-assed baboons.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:00
The fact is, liberals hate facts. Reality exposes them as the vermin they are.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:00
If John McCain wins, I blame Jack Skellington, the Halloween King.
Makes about as much logical sense.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:01
God Saul, your sock puppets are just sad. I mean, at least try to make them seem like real people.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:01
Righteous Bubba said,
March 26, 2008 at 0:46
This has been a very entertaining day.
Except for the work part.
For our next assignment, let’s compare Creed to the BeeGees.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:02
O/T racist rant alert:
Black folks? Really?
Stay classy, Pat Buchanan!
RodeoBob said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:02
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nice. As a lifelong liberal, you’re concerned that one of our candidates is black and the other is a woman. But you’re a democrat! Really!
‘the heartland’? Gary, is that you? We’ve missed you so!
As for ‘the silent minority’, well, after the last 8 years, if they’re not willing to speak up and be heard, let me be the first to say fuck them! Seriously, fuck them in their stupid asses. “Silent majorities” don’t speak, and they don’t vote, and they can just fuck right off. If 8 years of Enron, WorldCom, Abu Ghrave, Afghanistan, the Patriot Act, no-fly lists, liquid bans on flights, 4000 dead U.S. soldiers, a veternarian being appointed head of Women’s Health Services, Scooter Libby’s pardon, a booming deficit, a shrinking middle class, and a looming recession aren’t enough to get people to stand up & speak for themselves, well, I guess they’ll just have to be “good Americans”.
What’s neat is how totally upside down everything in that sentance is…
I’m afraid that I may have to vote for McCain… no you’re not. You’re looking forward to voting for him
he talks straight… Al-Queda, Iran? Abortion rights? Religious fanatics in the U.S.?
tells it like it is… His knowledge of economics? His position on allowing the U.S. to torture? His support for Rumsfeld?
will keep us safe from terror By keeping us in Iraq for 100 years? By cozing up to the most extremist factions of Christianity in the U.S.? By continuing to let Afghanistan fall back into the hands of the Taliban? By snubbing the U.N.?
Come on Gary, we know it’s you. Welcome back home!
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:03
No. He. Di’nt.
Smut Clyde said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:04
Oh and I never drive quickly on hallucinogens.
T4toby leaves no turn unstoned.
Satan's Dirty Underwear said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:04
er, “saul,” you forgot to change you name. That’s the Gary 1.7 output.
OneMan said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:04
I insist that people call me Mickey Mc….Mickerson.
Shit. Doesn’t really work if you’re Irish.
FuriousGeorge said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:05
Before they were worshipping, like, grass and leaves and rocks and shit. Now they worship the invisible man in the sky. That’s not just progress, that’s motherfucking evolution. White Man’s Burden 4 Life!
g said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:05
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
Jacob Singer said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:06
Coming this fall to FOX: Jew in the Heartland! Starring Jason Alexander as Saul the Rabbi, and Larry the Cable Guy as Joe Bob Ed Tom Heartland. Monday nights on FOX, right after 24!
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:06
Is this really 2008? Or 1958?
I think the Right just declared war.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:08
OneMan:
I thought that was the entire point of the Mc portion.
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:09
Yes. He. Did. He sent that out last week. I thought about quoting some of it here but it’s the same old shit. Nut unlike Michael Medved(ev)’s.
[yes, I subscribe to the barking moonbat newsletter. It’s usually worth a laugh, but not that one.]
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:10
Is this really 2008? Or 1958?
I think the Right just declared war.
That asshole went to my high school.
gbear said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:11
I actually wish I were gay so I could call things that I don’t like “gay” ironically.
OK. Now I’m regretting my PC outburst this morning. Forget I said anything. Jump in and have fun.
tigrismus said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:11
Isn’t Saul in the heartland of Falls Church, VA?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:12
tigrismus said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:11
Isn’t Saul in the heartland of Falls Church, VA?
When he’s not being Rugged in Montana, or Gary’s undisclosed location in Indiana.
RodeoBob said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:13
If a gay man tells me to “jump in and have fun”, I’m thinkin’ I’ll decline. Sure, I’m flattered…
mextremist said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:13
i am obviously the most liberal in this site. i am to the left of a dead Bolshevik. actually, i am a mexijacobin.
g said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:14
Good work. Keep marginalizing centrists like myself and Matt McMahon, and keep losing votes.
Oh, noes! a Concerned Democrat will be driven into the arms of the Right by a liberal snark blog! Whatever shall we do?
Jennifer said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:14
Many SNers have multiple personalities. We are large. We contain multitudes.
The only 2 of my multitudes that I’m aware of are those old men hecklers from the Muppet Show. Oh, and Al Bundy.
Anne Althaus™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:16
Many SNers have multiple personalities. We are large. We contain multitudes.
I, Anne Althaus™³²®©, frown on any blog that tolerates this liberal behavior.
Vivek said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:17
And let me take this opportunity as a white guy to forthrightly renounce and reject the band Creed, who have done more to damage the music reputation of white people than any band since Stryper.
What about Nickelback?
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:18
Synchronicity? Friend just alerted me to a blog I hadn’t seen before.
stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com
Somewhat amusing though I worry it will drive away votes from our radical islamohomogenda.
RodeoBob said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:18
What about Nickelback?
On the bright side, the B-52s have a new album out!
Pat McPahon said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:18
I, on the other hand, am extremely conservative. I believe in the death penalty for everyone, except rich people and fetuses, because I am so very conservative. Yes, I dare to dream of a world containing nothing but rich white straight christian republicans waging eternal warfare using armies of fetuses, because I’m just that conservative. I am not clear why you would doubt my sincerity here.
RodeoBob said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:19
PeeJ:
Actually, stuffwhitepeoplelike.com has a lot in common with the idiot racist rants we see these days quoting Chris Rock. Neither are really about race as much as they are about class. (”stuff yuppies like” wouldn’t get as much attention, but is probably closer to correct)
gbear said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:20
Hehe, I predict that this thread turns into the ending of Blazing Saddles any minute now.
Raisinettes!
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:25
I’m not a liberal, just a lazy radical. So while I won’t push Righteous Bubba off the pedestal, I will wait for erosion to eventually do my job for me.
tigrismus said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:25
I think our Kevin St. Saul needs some Fünke analysis/therapy.
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:26
Many SNers have multiple personalities. We are large.
Bubba succinctly sums up my physiological and mental dysfunctions that have cost hundred of thousands of taxpayer dollars over the decades…
mikey
Interrobang said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:27
Shalom, khaverim (goodbye heart)…
Saul will never be as cool as this.
Mehitabel the Abyssinian said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:28
Oh and I never drive quickly on hallucinogens.
Mikey leaves no turn unstoned…
Gov William J Le Petomane™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:29
Raisinettes!
Hmph!
He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle
To bad men near and far
He conquered fear and he conquered hate
He turned our night into day
He made his blazing saddle
A torch to light the way
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:36
The fact is, Buchanan is right. Why do we tolerate so much ingratitute from the blacks we raised up from savagery? That we wasted trillions of dollars on so they can hate us, rob us, rape us and create more criminals and mentally defecient slackers we have feed? Your PCness blinds you to these simple facts.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:37
The fact is, liberals love Useless Eaters because they vote for the Feeders. Them.
g said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:37
Oh, no you didn’t! In a thread about racism you invoke “Blazing Saddles?”
Is it twue what they say about you people?
jim said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:38
Personally, there’ve been several instances where I’ve caught myself in either emitting or condoning sexist or racist expressions or thoughts, & what I find helpful is a wonderful little trick called “Telling Myself To Give My Head A Shake & Dummy The Fuck Up” … it’s not a sure-fire panacea, but it does seem to alleviate the problem, with repeated applications.
It’s not as easy as it sounds.
Owning up to your darker side can be a bitch.
The neocons’ toxic neurosis stems from their denying that they have one.
Which makes it stronger.
Eventually it becomes totally dominant - it LOVES ignorance - so the denial-junkie has to reformulate it as virtuous.
Voila — moral dyslexia!
Get enough people of voting age scared or angry or confused enough to play along, & you can even wind up subjected to the spectacle of supposedly sane adults openly debating the pros & cons of things like suspension of habeas corpus or torture, with a straight face.
OneMan said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:40
Patkin,
Calling myself Mickey McMickerson is redundant.
And repetitive.
Excessive.
Makes me feel like a supernumerary.
It’s a surplus of micks. Which is no good thing, except on St. Patrick’s day.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:41
The fact is, I am sick and tired of being punished for what my people did: raised blacks up from savagery and freed them, now they freeload and hate. The liberal media kowtows to them, all the time! Those people are ungrateful, and not very intelligent either, its true, scientist Phillipe Rushton has proven it. Yet we keep helping to prop them up so they can make excuses for jerks like Wright. Why?
RandomObserver said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:41
Every racist under the sun uses that same Chris Rock bit to justify their racism. It’s almost as tiresome as “black people call each other niggers so I can too!”
You forgot one other important point: Rock does comedy.
Arky The Islahomobamaist said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:42
I denounce and reject anyone who doesn’t call me Don Kweervo bin Zebrastripes.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:43
The fact is, we don’t have the luxury of habeus corpus during wartime, and we need to torture the enemy to get information and to bend them to our will. Do you want to fight islam unaramed? Oh, I forgot. You LOVE islam more than any other religion. Too bad they wille xecute you when the estabilsh the Caliphate in the US.
Christina said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:44
Because we cannot ever, really, know what is in someone else’s heart, merely by looking at the color of their skin.
But we sure can make an educated guess as to the level of privilege they are likely to have.
“Holy denial, Batman! Did you see that?”
“What, Robin? I didn’t see a thing.”
The fact is, Buchanan is right.
Tell us again, Gary, about the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus and other fairy tales.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:45
So, you’re already admitting defeat, Gary? I mean, if you’re using “when” instead of “if”.
unaramed said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:46
What’s all this then?
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:47
Makes me feel like a supernumerary.
And I must ask, where is the problem in that?
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:47
The fact is, the way its going, the muslims may succeed because of numbers. We have shown restraint by not killing them all, we need to dispense with this. If a liberal is elected president we are doomed. We need to fight the enemy within and hard.
Gov William J Le Petomane™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:48
I’m sure you are fighting hard, fake gary.
But will the girls even notice?
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:48
Oh yeah?
I see you StuffWhitePeopleLike and raise you one BlackPeopleLoveUs.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:48
The fact is…..
WE
ARE
AT
WAR
WITH
ISLAM.
The sooner you understand this, the more likely you will survive and join the right side of this fight.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:49
The fact is, to those who say we are NOT at war with Islam?
THEY
ARE
AT
WAR
WITH
US.
Like it or not. get the picture?
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:50
We’re apparently already on it, since you’re a big fat loser.
Looooooooooooooooooooser.
gbear said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:50
Sorry, I’m at war with tooth decay. Priorities…..
Christina said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:50
We?
Who is “we”?
Keep your pronouns to yourself, please.
t4toby said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:50
Whasamatta, Gary, is Teh Ghey fighting to get out?
Or are you just projecting again?
June Allyson said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:50
Why, golly! Gosh! Jeepers! Now really! I think you should take that back this very instant!
You cocksucker.
J— said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:50
Hi, folks. Long-time reader, first-time commenter. I’ve decided to take the plunge, so where can I sign up my diary? I have so much to say!
SamFromUtah said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:52
I’m one of those horrible multi-breeds: Irish, Swedish, and Brit.
Just call me Limey McLutefisk.
Patkin said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:52
Y’know, it’s weird J–, but we used to have another J–. So, uh, I guess we’re full up on J–. So you don’t get a diary.
Sorry.
Gov William J Le Petomane™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:53
J— said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:50
Hi, folks. Long-time reader, first-time commenter. I’ve decided to take the plunge, so where can I sign up my diary?
Down the hall and to the left.
g said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:55
Is Gary now holding up cards with colored capital letters on them?
foreigner said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:58
Hi, folks. Long-time reader, first-time commenter. I’ve decided to take the plunge, so where can I sign up my diary? I have so much to say!
Actually, J–, I think it was simply alcohol deficiency that made him seem so bizarre.
gbear said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:58
He’s sending smoke signals out his ears.
SamFromUtah said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:59
Is Gary now holding up cards with colored capital letters on them?
No, it’s one of these.
Ginger Yellow said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:01
Why is it so hard for people to understand this isn’t a blog for reasonable debate. It’s a blog for making fun of stupid people and their stupid arguments. If you don’t like that, don’t read it.
Bitter Scribe said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:01
Every day that Chris Rock gets home from….whatever the hell it is that Chris Rock does all day…
He reads screenplays for terrible movies, as far as I can tell.
…he sits down and silently weeps for coming up with this bit and thus giving every white racist asshole an excuse for continuing to be a white racist asshole.
Too true. When I first heard this bit, it struck me that this was exactly what a former boss, who was one of the worst racists I ever knew, once told me.
Fear of a Black Penis said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:03
I’m growing.
Galactic Dustbin said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:04
wow fake Gary is getting good, I actually dislike him today
SomeNYGuy said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:04
I’m sure I could help you out with a number of suggestions.
Nope, can’t think of a single one.
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:04
RBob: hence my questioning synchronicity.
Makes me feel like a hierodule.
The Donner Party said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:06
Because they are delicious with mustard.
foreigner said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:10
Google tells me
tigrismus said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:10
I do NOT appreciate being forced to alpha test this sloppy version of the Gary soft, and I do mean soft, ware. Flaccidware, even.
SamFromUtah said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:12
Makes me feel like a hierodule.
Can’t say I’ve ever felt like one of those, but sometimes I feel like a minister-without-portfolio. Which is kind of fun. Can any of you hook me up with that?
Chairman Meow said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:13
Old Perfesser: It didn’t take a genius to see the compassion beneath the anger, in both cases.
Please, conservatives, can we just have a little less compassion from you folks? Thx.
Arky The Islahomobamaist said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:15
The fact is, Larry Sinclair of “Obama gave me drugs and extra large helping of dark meat” fame has a blog.
Wanna-be loonies like Gary Poophurt pale in comparison to the real deal.
Lily von Schtupp said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:16
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:24
Hmm. Over there, some doods who think Allah’s all that.
Over here, some gary ruppert having mofos.
In the middle, me. With some significant firepower and an anger management problem.
Now sure, I think religion, especially to the extent you make it the central focus of your life, is silly and reality denying.
But the gary ruppert asswipes piss me off. It’s a worldview built on a foundation of hate, fear, scarcity and tribalism.
So know what, heartland boy? You gotta pick sides at some point. I’m pretty sure, many things being less than equal, that if some kind of big balloon goes up like you so fervently hope, my best interests will not be represented by your squad. So think about who’s in your tribe, sure, but think about who’s not too…
mikey
SomeNYGuy said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:25
I think it’s safe to assume Falls Church, VA has no heart.
foreigner said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:31
silly and reality-denying and impoverishing
RandomObserver said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:38
We’re at war with Islam, terror, drugs, marriage, poverty, crime.
Is there any inanimate object or concept we can’t fight?
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:44
Stupidity.
Gov William J Le Petomane™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:44
Is there any inanimate object or concept we can’t fight?
Poop jokes.
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:48
“There are worse things than fighting.
Like not fighting, sometimes”
Know who said that?
Mack fucking Bolan.
*AHEM*
I’m gonna get another drink….
mikey
Satan's Dirty Underwear said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:48
We CAN fight poop jokes. And we’re winning. We can’t afford to not win. We ARE winning.
Hysterical Woman said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:52
Guys, people with names like [Adjective] [Position] are obviously parodies. Give it up.
I have no idea what Matt boy is. Perhaps too earnest?
Dirty Old Missionary said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:54
I resemble that remark.
SomeNYGuy said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:55
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
I think I just might have to change my screen name.
Hoosier X said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:58
Oh, Sweet Cheeto Jebus! Ya had to go there, din’t ya?
D. Sidhe said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:58
Okay, I’m way late to this thread, but this caught my eye:
Many SNers have multiple personalities. We are large. We contain multitudes. With me it’s only cause I’m off my meds.
They’ve found meds for this? What meds? No, really. They’re getting annoying, they always do in the spring for some reason. I tried depakote, which seemed to make them quieter, but also gave me bleeding ulcers. Not really a sustainable tradeoff.
Soj said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:00
No, the difference between Chris Rock’s bit and all this rightwing racism is the sense that Oldpunk or whoever the author is, he’s a victim of black people! Not because they robbed him or stole his car or eloped with his daughter but simply because their fashion sense and musical preferences somehow intrude upon his reality in some way that constitutes mental harm and therefore he is the “victim” of some cultural assault!
The funny thing about racism is if you move somewhere else, you can see it so much more objectively. Take the Hutus and the Tutsis - to an American crackerhead like Oldpunk the context is gone - why, both groups are black and listen to loud music and wear colorful clothes, how can they possibly hate each other to the point of genocide??
The causes of racism are always the same - one group feeling culturally threatened in some way or another and therefore lash out in anger and hate.
The average liberal (of every cultural group!) is far less racist because he or she is CONFIDENT of their OWN culture, whereas your average wingnut retard honestly believes their little pocket of way of life is under constant siege and assault from their literal neighbors. And since this is not logical when it comes to your Oldpunks, logic will never do anything whatsoever to change their minds.
comsympinko said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:02
If we don’t fight the poop jokes here, we’ll have to fight them over there.
Nobody wants that.
Chlamydia Champagne said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:04
They’ve found meds for this? What meds? No, really. They’re getting annoying, they always do in the spring for some reason. I tried depakote, which seemed to make them quieter, but also gave me bleeding ulcers. Not really a sustainable tradeoff.
Haloperidol. It should take care of it without the ulcers. But you might appear to walk like a zombie. But I’m not sure that would manifest itself in any way in the comments.
comsympinko said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:04
I guess a long and rambling rant against poop jokes would be a diapertribe?
Don’t forget to tip your waitress. I’ll be here all week…
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:06
They’ve found meds for this?>/em>
I’ve always found booze helpful. Not very helpful but it’s better than nothing. Opiates are sometimes worthwhile. ‘Bout the only thing that ever really worked very well for me was X.
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:07
Like I sed, I’m off my meds….
Hoosier X said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:08
We have always been at war with poop jokes.
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:09
except the gin
Chlamydia Champagne said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:13
Bout the only thing that ever really worked very well for me was X.
Oh dear god, the Holy X. Gives me a shiver just thinking about it.
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:19
The fact is, Obama is a race huslting, classwaring Marxist who hates America.
If he is not elected, there will be riots.
If he is elected, there will be an uprising of patriots to restore the constitution.
Gov William J Le Petomane™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:21
Satan’s Dirty Underwear said,
March 26, 2008 at 2:48
We CAN fight poop jokes. And we’re winning. We can’t afford to not win. We ARE winning.
I can’t believe you said that. With a straight face.
Look at yer underwear, man! I mean Lord. Or something.
Tim (the Other One) said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:25
“let’s compare Creed to the BeeGees”
better yet; let’s compare the BeeGees to Alvin and the Chipmunks..
Tim (the Other One) said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:30
Oh, and I preferred to be called Rock ManEnough
trizzlor said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:40
One thing I have learned from the trolls is forever banish “The fact is” from my writing.
Thanks!
PeeJ said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:43
I caint say nuthin with a straight face. I caint even think straight.
The Gods Themselves said,
March 26, 2008 at 3:43
Is there any inanimate object or concept we can’t fight?
Stupidity.
We’ll just carry on contending in vain, shall we?
Satan's Dirty Underwear said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:03
The most important thing is:
The ONLY important thing is:
Yellow in front, brown in back.
That’s all you ever need to know.
Christopher said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:10
Had a long post, but I lost it.
The long short of it is you guys need to go to Instapunk and read the defenses they have going on over there. The one Jennifer coaxed out of oldpunk is priceless, and way funnier then the post that started this, which was just the same tired schtick the KKK always trots out when they’re in mixed company.
Oldpunk stays close to his name-appropriate oldschool ways, bringing out the old “It’s black culture that’s destructive, and YOU’RE hurting black people by not criticising it!”. It’s a stock defense, but oldpunk sells it like nobody’s business. My favorite part is when he describes his Gregory House-like ability to deduce a person’s entire personality and situation just from the clothes they wear and the car they drive. But unlike Dr. House, he just feels a deep sadness when a clump of dirt on a person’s shoe tells him that that person was raised by a single mother.
Instapunk takes a different tack, trying to appropriate the left-wing idea of political kabuki. Apparently we’re waterboarding oldpunk because we want to get the coveted position of grand MC at the next DailyKos convention, or something. But it’s not all new with Instapunk, he also busts out the classic “He was just saying what everybody thinks! It’s not like you’ve never had a bad thought!”
Well, I can’t speak for anybody else, but I’ve never felt like black people who wear their baseball caps sideways were double-dog daring me to call them a nigger. I suspect the burning desire to scream racist epithets at passing black men is less common then the punks suppose.
Seriously, people, those posts are way more fun then Gary Ruppert.
Henry Holland said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:12
All this Pastor Wright/InstaPunk nonsense has me thinking of this great exchange in Super Fly, which has a great Curtis Mayfield soundtrack, Curtis Mayfield, of course, being better than Creed.
Militant: Dig it, dope peddler. We’re out here building a new nation for black people. It’s time for you to start payin some dues, nigga!
Youngblood Priest: I ain’t givin’ you shit! I’ll tell you what you do, you go get you a gun and all those black folks you keep doin’ so much talkin’ about get guns, and come back ready to go down, then I’ll be right down front killin’ whitey. But until you can do that, you go sing your marching songs some place else. Now we’re through talkin’.
Well, take *that*, Mr. Militant!
Rugged Knot of Fame said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:16
Great site! I’ll come here often.
g said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:24
If he is not elected, there will be riots.
If he is elected, there will be an uprising of patriots to restore the constitution.
Oh, gary. You are so predictable, and yet still so amusing.
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:40
Youngblood Priest: I ain’t givin’ you shit! I’ll tell you what you do, you go get you a gun and all those black folks you keep doin’ so much talkin’ about get guns, and come back ready to go down, then I’ll be right down front killin’ whitey. But until you can do that, you go sing your marching songs some place else. Now we’re through talkin’.
Hoo, jeez, I’d forgotton that. Bring it all, bay bee.
Decisions are hard. Choosing sides is easy.
This entire culture is about one angry diatribe from melting down.
Maybe that’s why we’re the thirty second least stable nation, or whatever.
Dood. It’s all gonn be a problem. You aren’t gonna be able to “ride it out” with the right secret handshake.
It’s gonna be so fucking sad when the wingnut hatewads figure out that we’re all in this together and decide to try to get us to let them participate.
Oh no. Not THAT sad. They can eat dirt, for all I care…
mikey
Taggart said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:47
Gary Ruppert said,
March 26, 2008 at 1:36
The fact is, Buchanan is right. Why do we tolerate so much ingratitute from the blacks we raised up from savagery?
That uppity nigger hit me upside the head with a shovel!
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:48
Appropos of nothing at all, I’m playing me some David Allen Coe loud.
Hella loud.
What?
mikey
gbear said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:52
I’m listening to Sopwith Camel “The Miraculous Hump Returns From The Moon”. 1974 San Francisco. Finest mellowing agents.
Brother Bob said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:55
The only real division is between Christians (Baptist Republican) and pagan heretics. While they are few and far between, there are a few colored people that are bright enough to know and understand the the Lord and the Holy Scripture; so “skin color” has nothing to do with anything. As long as you love the Lord, you’re A-Okay!
As for the rest of you godless vermin, the Lord will show you what’s what and I’ll be happy to laugh at your eternal torment:
God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah. The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him” — Psalms 52:5-6
D. Sidhe said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:57
I’ve tried the antipsychotics, they can’t even fix the inderal-induced zombie hallucinations. They’re the mental health version of hydrocodone: you still have whatever symptoms you used to have (and more!) but you don’t care as much.
Also booze never helped, they’re more obnoxious when they’re drunk.
I’m gonna have to look into X. Just for the spring. Fuck it, it’s not like I’m functional anyway.
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 4:58
Peace be upon you, gbear, and upon your stereo.
Let the tentacles of peace reach into your homes and into your underpants.
Let peace be the thing that makes your thing, well, a thing
And for all you unbelievers, I say unto you, let peace be your guide, and let your peaceful thing guide you in all your endeavors….
mikey
Jennifer said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:00
As long as you love the Lord, you’re A-Okay!
Unless, of course, you’re a Christian. Then you’re also commanded to love your neighbor, second only to the Lord. And regardless of all the shit he does you don’t like.
I’m pretty sure “love” doesn’t include laughing at his eternal torment.
D. Sidhe said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:00
Pagans aren’t heretics. You have to be a member of a religion to engage in heresy in it. It’s like blasphemy: you have to believe in the god in question to blaspheme him or her.
And like gays, pagans think a helluva lot less about being pagan than you repressive Christians ever do.
mikey said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:00
Sidhe. I’ve got a bandaid can half full of some righteous guatamalan X I’m askeered of ’cause of my blood pressure.
Oh, I grind one up and snort it every now and then to prove I’m not a victim, but you can have most of ‘em if you want…
mikey
comsympinko said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:05
I’ve always chosen paganism over heresy.
It sounds cooler and takes a lot less effort.
Brother Bob said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:06
Jennifer: Silly little heretic, you plainly don’t know the Holy Scripture. Luckily for you, you’re a woman so your opinion doesn’t matter any way. Glory! As long as you’re a good wife and properly submissive to you father and then your husband you’ll be okay despite your silly prattle. Praise Jesus!
D. Singh or whatever… sorry I meant: “pagans/heretics”
Praise the Lord!
Gov William J Le Petomane™³²®© said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:09
Baptists for Brown, underpants?
D. Sidhe said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:15
I’m Celt, not Sikh. I was gonna tell you not to google as you’d upset yourself unnecessarily, but I see from your site that you waste even more time than I do amusing yourself. Cheers!
sockpuppet #9 said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:15
The only real division is between Christians (Baptist Republican) and pagan heretics.
Yeah, you know those Lutherans, always fucking shit up and peeing on the furniture.
The only religions that have ever made any sense to me are the Eastern ones like Taoism, Buddhism, etc.
You know, the ones that don’t encourage to live your life in perpetual fear of judgment from above.
saul said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:16
Shalom, gentlemen. And gentlemen? Shalom.
D. Sidhe said,
March 26, 2008 at 5:17
mikey, I thank you, b